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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahahahaha ive never seen Tina pull a shocked face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Such charm, my knickers just fell off all by themselves.

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So eloquently put

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pmsl.

I've just spattered a bit of my cream scone on my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now there's a person with a way with words .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."

Do you enjoy having spunk inside your arse?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dear god, little boy...LEARN

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hahahahaha ive never seen Tina pull a shocked face "

Hahaha it doesn't happen often does it lol I'm sure it's his choice of wording

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's not called one eyed willy for no reason i suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow, two really "can't find the words" threads from guys who i thought would be about 18/19 but they're 30!!!

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By *uriosity filled the ....Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Does cock snot up a fart pipe = bareback?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg ive just wet myself n I didnt have my tena on!!!! Hhaaaaa!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow, two really "can't find the words" threads from guys who i thought would be about 18/19 but they're 30!!!

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I'm struggling to find something to say too so I think I'll quietly leave shaking my head in disbelief as I go!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

oh my!!!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Cock snot??!!! Behave!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Oh my, I'm off for a lie down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."

How could a girl resist ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."

Sounds awesome !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gave me a much needed giggle

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By *otTheReal01Man  over a year ago

London

Hahaha!

I am SO going to have to use that one in a conversation!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/04/14 14:53:09]

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

OP, never experienced it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does this qualify as a chat up line? If so I am losing touch!

Lets just hope it was meant to be as funny as it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience..

Do you enjoy having spunk inside your arse?"

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oscar Wilde

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman  over a year ago

Glenrothes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is white poop making a comeback?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And they say romance is dead.

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By *adja_lazloCouple  over a year ago

Solihull


"Dear god, little boy...LEARN "

Looks like a childish boy just wanted to use the word cock snot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And they say romance is dead. "

He did call us ladies though....

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By *adja_lazloCouple  over a year ago

Solihull

and said it before, amazing how many people you can block on these threads lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hold on poppet..let me bend over..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

.....about as much as you'd enjoy a stiletto in your eyeball I feel.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And they say romance is dead.

He did call us ladies though....

"

I take it back - he's a true gentleman. I wonder what his favourite chat up line is?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."

Do you ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience..

Do you ? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow, two really "can't find the words" threads from guys who i thought would be about 18/19 but they're 30!!!

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it's just one of those days I guess!

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By *G CoupleCouple  over a year ago

kent

love it as long as its before being tongue punched in the fart box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prefer to bury the one eyed womb ferret in the old axe wound.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pmsl at the responses. So needed a good chuckle.

And the naughty pirate that's a good phrase too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rose 1506

Can I be next ...I heard it an experience to try ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."

Are you 14 ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm worried about Tina...

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By *iceguy 1966Man  over a year ago

in pa postcode

Good to see that William Wordsworth is alive and well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good to see that William Wordsworth is alive and well "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm worried about Tina... "

Don't worry, I just spent 2 hours lying down in a darkened room. It has got me over the title of it. Honestly!

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By *nigmatic1Woman  over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Grandson sat on iPad, I'm on my phone and burst out laughing at some of these posts...thanks guys !! Trying to kid him it was a joke on Facebook and can't find one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cock snot makes me think of infection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."

Crikey you've got a way with words!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never mind all this rubbish the big question is when did we last have a ...shit in d toilet..see (The Lounge) so funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wipes himself down after spitting his tea out

Which school of charm did you go to OP?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."

Wow what a waste of our education system. The words of Shakespeare, Dickens & Wordsworth dumbed down by a ignorant twonk

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Got to admit tongue punch in the fart box got me thinking.

Some intriguing replies though, all in the name of a bit of fun although it appears there are some stiffs in here .

Oh and Sunderland are 2-1 up. Booo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cock snot makes me think of infection "

You've never seen cock nose the puppet then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very few have responded in the negative to the OP's question

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Very few have responded in the negative to the OP's question"

That's because they love to take a load up the shitbox.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Very few have responded in the negative to the OP's question"

Don't knock it till you've tried it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive just read out the thread title to my OH

He hasn't stopped laughing for 5 minutes!

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By *athfindersCouple  over a year ago

Hull

Honestly some people have absolutely no sense of humour at all.

I think it's one of the funniest phrases I have heard in a good while. A great line to take the piss out of your friends!!

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

I want to blow my nose lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My OH is now singing it to the tune of footsteps on the dance floor by womack and womack

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's one of them

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By *cjoyCouple  over a year ago

Galway


"Honestly some people have absolutely no sense of humour at all.

I think it's one of the funniest phrases I have heard in a good while. A great line to take the piss out of your friends!!"

I personally thought it was very funny

;-)

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i really dont see how so many people can miss the humour thats apparent in the thread title.

seriously, guys.

lighten up lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Since I started applying vapor rub to my balls my blocked cock seems to have cleared up...

any volunteers????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandson sat on iPad, I'm on my phone and burst out laughing at some of these posts...thanks guys !! Trying to kid him it was a joke on Facebook and can't find one! "

Nice to see you are responsible grandparent LoL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brilliant!

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cock snot makes me think of infection

You've never seen cock nose the puppet then "

no,should I Google it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cock snot makes me think of infection

You've never seen cock nose the puppet then

no,should I Google it? "

Used to be on MTV late at night, was quite funny actually

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Cock snot makes me think of infection

You've never seen cock nose the puppet then

no,should I Google it? "

gonzo springs to mind lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So eloquently put "

i didnt know the poet lauerate was on fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Must admit. It did make me laugh out loud. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Not MTV it was bo selector , bit like gonzo but can't post a link

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cock snot makes me think of infection

You've never seen cock nose the puppet then

no,should I Google it?

gonzo springs to mind lol"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A member for 7 months and no verifications .....

Cannot understand how this charming and eloquent man has not got meetings stacking up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A member for 7 months and no verifications .....

Cannot understand how this charming and eloquent man has not got meetings stacking up. "

Didn't realise I had to share them with everyone?

Some miserable stuck up people around, don't you think. Ahem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think some people leave their sence of humour behind when they log on here.

Made me giggle anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think some people leave their sence of humour behind when they log on here.

Made me giggle anyway. "

Yes , and others leave their standards...

Clearly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooh get her!

The only reason I am miffed is because I never thought of it. If some of you lot are looking for intellectuals, bog off to O K C

All nutters there.

Let's keep the fun, frivolity and wild monkey sex here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok, ok its funny now, I was eating at the time lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

well its better than farting up your snot pipe .. or your cock pipe

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By *uslaffMan  over a year ago

manchester


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience..

Wow what a waste of our education system. The words of Shakespeare, Dickens & Wordsworth dumbed down by a ignorant twonk "

Shouldn't that be "an ignorant twonk" you know,while we're trying to be literary superior ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It made me giggle (goodgirl)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience..

Wow what a waste of our education system. The words of Shakespeare, Dickens & Wordsworth dumbed down by a ignorant twonk

Shouldn't that be "an ignorant twonk" you know,while we're trying to be literary superior ?"

Lol well spotted chief. And thanks for the support guys and girls

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By *rtemisiaWoman  over a year ago

Norwich


"Oscar Wilde

"

He loved a bit of cock snot by all accounts...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still one of my all time favorite threads!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still one of my all time favorite threads! "

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By *oxyfWoman  over a year ago

leicester

Thanks for that. I am now singing it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not easily shocked, but didn't make me reach for my dildo. Bet he's one of those that moans that he never gets a message, wink, meet etc..

Don't understand some people trying to be as vulgar as possible...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Made me laugh not a phrase I'd use in the bedroom but got a giggle.

Remember people, forums are serious business.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a phrase I now regularly use. Leaves 'em gagging for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Prefer to bury the one eyed womb ferret in the old axe wound. "

I missed this first time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my first time seeing this also and i laughed out loud i have no doubt i will be telling my friends this quote but the thing is where do i tell them i heard it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my first time seeing this also and i laughed out loud i have no doubt i will be telling my friends this quote but the thing is where do i tell them i heard it? "
on a hot date in Cavan of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my first time seeing this also and i laughed out loud i have no doubt i will be telling my friends this quote but the thing is where do i tell them i heard it? on a hot date in Cavan of course"
is there such a thing ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not easily shocked, but didn't make me reach for my dildo. Bet he's one of those that moans that he never gets a message, wink, meet etc..

Don't understand some people trying to be as vulgar as possible... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my first time seeing this also and i laughed out loud i have no doubt i will be telling my friends this quote but the thing is where do i tell them i heard it? on a hot date in Cavan of course is there such a thing ??? "
you need to bring your own tea bags and alcohol

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple  over a year ago

harrow

Oh dear I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my first time seeing this also and i laughed out loud i have no doubt i will be telling my friends this quote but the thing is where do i tell them i heard it? on a hot date in Cavan of course is there such a thing ??? you need to bring your own tea bags and alcohol "
and more of one then the other

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my first time seeing this also and i laughed out loud i have no doubt i will be telling my friends this quote but the thing is where do i tell them i heard it? "

Loose women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not easily shocked, but didn't make me reach for my dildo. Bet he's one of those that moans that he never gets a message, wink, meet etc..

Don't understand some people trying to be as vulgar as possible... "

Dear god lighten up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any ladies out there enjoy having there fart box tongue punched?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lots of people take themselves rather seriously on here. That's one of the funniest opening posts I've seen in a long time. well done OP you've made my day lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my first time seeing this also and i laughed out loud i have no doubt i will be telling my friends this quote but the thing is where do i tell them i heard it? on a hot date in Cavan of course is there such a thing ??? you need to bring your own tea bags and alcohol and more of one then the other "
you will probably get entry of the other up there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Entry? I said plenty! Fuggin autogarot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not easily shocked, but didn't make me reach for my dildo. Bet he's one of those that moans that he never gets a message, wink, meet etc..

Don't understand some people trying to be as vulgar as possible... "

Wow you sound really fun!!Lighten up a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can see all us women forming an orderly queue for this charmer! !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can see all us women forming an orderly queue for this charmer! ! "
you have to book up well in advance after this thread was started

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any ladies out there enjoy having there fart box tongue punched? "

nope but I do on occasions like tongue punching a fart box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any ladies out there enjoy having there fart box tongue punched?

nope but I do on occasions like tongue punching a fart box "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any ladies out there enjoy having there fart box tongue punched?

nope but I do on occasions like tongue punching a fart box "

Don't know why I've never tried these classy lines before lol

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

bump

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my, just guffawed coffee across the living room!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"bump"

Thank you! I laughed so hard!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahaha you star I laughed out loud just reading the title

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fond memories

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By *he Original TTMan  over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Holy crap! How did I miss this pearl before! W. T. A. F....!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."
oooooh you silver tongued devil you xX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."
Thats right up there with"suck my septic snotstick"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where have you been all my life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is the funniest thing I've ever read in here, only just seen it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pump action yogurt rifle

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith

I'd love to hear you ask a girl this, in a club on a Saturday night, and you get that moment when she says; "You what?" so you shout it louder, but the music stops.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Poetry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beautiful

Her

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Damn will have to try this out next time in a club

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."

Yes Brother High Five for this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best title ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience..oooooh you silver tongued devil you xX "

WELL, I do try my best...

..great pics by the way x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thanks for the positive humours replies , it was only meant as a bit off a laugh...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Such charm, my knickers just fell off all by themselves.

crystal"

Indeed ...ffs 'cock snot'? OP, you do realise my man is coming after you as I won't be able to swallow his cum ever again due to the beautiful imagery of your words ?

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By *ratty_DamselWoman  over a year ago

London.

Well I learnt a new expression but doubt that I will be using it at all. Thanks for the laugh though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

interesting way of describing it....but pmsl

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By *od ThrusterMan  over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Some threads you just have to open.....

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By *iceguy 1966Man  over a year ago

in pa postcode

Best thread ever on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just a totally epic phrase... Always a chuckle when I read it

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By *uckandbunnyCouple  over a year ago

In your bed

Still giggling.

Top marks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a funny one, no doubt about it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An oldie but a goodie.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

still piss myself at this!

K x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Such a way with words

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple  over a year ago

Brighton


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."

Still not had a meet eh?

I can't imagine why!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow, I bet that line has them queuing around the block.

I've got no chance up against such eloquence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow, I bet that line has them queuing around the block.

I've got no chance up against such eloquence."

More like queuing up to block. I did when I received the offer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Approving Arrrrhhhh to the pirate who bumped this...i almost spilled the cocksnot im holding onto for dear life in my fartpipe!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Approving Arrrrhhhh to the pirate who bumped this...i almost spilled the cocksnot im holding onto for dear life in my fartpipe!! "

She be beauty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An oldie but a goodie."

Yet to be outdone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He had me at cock snot....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have yet to read anything to match this thread. Absolutely lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The gift that keeps on giving.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He had me at cock snot.... "

I bet you say that to all the boys.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Must confess I've had many a titter over this thread - it's so vulgar it's actually hilarious !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just to cheer me up after the rugby....

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By *r tickle 22Man  over a year ago

Sheffeld

God how d*unk was he when he put this up lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Many many guys email thinking that kind of statement is an ice breaker.

Usually explains why they are single too x

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By *aydee65Man  over a year ago

Near Merthyr

This is, by a country mile, the funniest thread I've ever read.OMG I'm wheezing like a broken piano accordian.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Funniest hing I've ever seen on fab- hands down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience..

Do you enjoy having spunk inside your arse?"

yep - like spunk in me ...in any hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Many many guys email thinking that kind of statement is an ice breaker.

Usually explains why they are single too x"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still makes me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."

Do you mean... Do I enjoy passing pooh that resembles marble cake.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I try to start each day with a smile, I find the day goes in the same direction as the corners of my mouth.

Clearly today is going to be awesome....

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

bump

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By *ristolkinkMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Any girls / ladies enjoy this wonderfully experience.."
And how about seeing it ooze out afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"bump"

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!!

naughty lady

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

AAA CHOOOOOOO lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

Heehee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"bump"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"bump

Why? "

Because it's funny.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman  over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I do love this thread

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