Bit weird this one I know but boredom and curiosity have kicked in at work on this hot day.
So basically I'm having a wank at work and I'm sat next to a huge fan to cool me down.
If I choose to present my semen over said fan to find out what happens am I
a). likely to get splash back or
b). will it decorate my office ceiling and walls or
c). will it just stick to the fan.
You probably have about twenty minutes on this one
Thanks
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"Bit weird this one I know but boredom and curiosity have kicked in at work on this hot day.
So basically I'm having a wank at work and I'm sat next to a huge fan to cool me down.
If I choose to present my semen over said fan to find out what happens am I
a). likely to get splash back or
b). will it decorate my office ceiling and walls or
c). will it just stick to the fan.
You probably have about twenty minutes on this one
Thanks
Will "
Depends on the consistency of your jizz. |
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"d) your boss will catch you and you'll get sacked
I am the boss hence why I have a massive fan silly "
OK, fair enough.
Anyway, this vid might help with your question:
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It has got to be A. Then F/your secretary comes in with your cock out and jizz over your trousers, she then licks it off and suck you dry following by some over the desk penetration. |
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"Be sure to video the resultant horror of a sliced n diced bobby dazzler and the call to a&e 
It's ok my winky doesn't fit through the grate of the fan I've tried so shouldn't be any blood "
You tried shafting your fan!!You must be going through a bit of a dry spell  |
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"Be sure to video the resultant horror of a sliced n diced bobby dazzler and the call to a&e
It's ok my winky doesn't fit through the grate of the fan I've tried so shouldn't be any blood "
oh come on, live a little, take the cage off! |
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"Be sure to video the resultant horror of a sliced n diced bobby dazzler and the call to a&e
It's ok my winky doesn't fit through the grate of the fan I've tried so shouldn't be any blood
You tried shafting your fan!!You must be going through a bit of a dry spell "
Lol I tested it just incase I fell over at an inappropriate time. It's ways best to cover your risk assessments pre wank.
But yes it has been a long long dry spell lol |
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"What was the outcome? "
Outcome surprised me. Just videod it. And watched back lol.
It's a mixture of all 3. Mostly dripping of the fan underneath but some in my hair and some on the wall and my desk and a bit on my books shelf lol.
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"What was the outcome?
Outcome surprised me. Just videod it. And watched back lol.
It's a mixture of all 3. Mostly dripping of the fan underneath but some in my hair and some on the wall and my desk and a bit on my books shelf lol.
lol must have been more than a teaspoon then
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What was the outcome?
Outcome surprised me. Just videod it. And watched back lol.
It's a mixture of all 3. Mostly dripping of the fan underneath but some in my hair and some on the wall and my desk and a bit on my books shelf lol.
lol must have been more than a teaspoon then
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Yes it was A fair bit. Lol. |
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"All for the purpose of science!!
Yes science ......... Lol
wondering where this could be applied in real world
Could be part of a party game like soggy biscuit or poo sandwich "
a dares game where you have to hold your face in front of a fan for a specific amount of time as someone wanks. Like Russian roulette with spunk |
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"All for the purpose of science!!
Yes science ......... Lol
wondering where this could be applied in real world
Could be part of a party game like soggy biscuit or poo sandwich
a dares game where you have to hold your face in front of a fan for a specific amount of time as someone wanks. Like Russian roulette with spunk "
Yes would be good at a bukkake party. Just need a good name for it so I can market it and patent it |
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"All for the purpose of science!!
Yes science ......... Lol
wondering where this could be applied in real world
Could be part of a party game like soggy biscuit or poo sandwich
a dares game where you have to hold your face in front of a fan for a specific amount of time as someone wanks. Like Russian roulette with spunk
Yes would be good at a bukkake party. Just need a good name for it so I can market it and patent it"
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"All for the purpose of science!!
Yes science ......... Lol
wondering where this could be applied in real world
Could be part of a party game like soggy biscuit or poo sandwich
a dares game where you have to hold your face in front of a fan for a specific amount of time as someone wanks. Like Russian roulette with spunk
Yes would be good at a bukkake party. Just need a good name for it so I can market it and patent it"
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