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fabs put me off fannies!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seriously...since joining fab I'm starting to look at the old foof in a COMPLETELY different way...and not a good one, I've actually stopped looking at women's pics that have the old 'chewed chop' on show...cocks may all look the same, pretty boring BUT pussy shots can be scarring..

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Seriously...since joining fab I'm starting to look at the old foof in a COMPLETELY different way...and not a good one, I've actually stopped looking at women's pics that have the old 'chewed chop' on show...cocks may all look the same, pretty boring BUT pussy shots can be scarring..

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

"
Yeah me too and there a hell of a lot of fannies on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Takes my fanny and fucks off

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

I know what you mean OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Takes my fanny and fucks off

Nooooooooooo.....OP, what have you done????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

I feel the same way about certain cock pics. They bring the bile up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Packets of smartprice ham never look good when blasted by a shotgun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some look ok . Its the dropped kebab ones with the shaving rash that put me off my tripe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Takes my fanny and fucks off

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By *ecca9269Woman over a year ago

Newton Abbot

I will have to check now I've said this, but all my fifi shots I'm pretty sure are for friends and private message if requested..... I too can find them sometimes a tad scarring!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

I feel the same way about certain cock pics. They bring the bile up."

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"Packets of smartprice ham never look good when blasted by a shotgun"

...meow!!!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

the fannies make the place.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Takes my fanny and fucks off

Yep, me and my lady garden don't take this shit either pmsl

Im flouncing out, just so you know.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

...admit it: you know what he means!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will have to check now I've said this, but all my fifi shots I'm pretty sure are for friends and private message if requested..... I too can find them sometimes a tad scarring!!

Don't worry I'll check for ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

I feel the same way about certain cock

pics. They bring the bile up."

sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i throw spotty arses into the equation too ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we are fussy about the fanny we play with - no fuzz or frills please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can i throw spotty arses into the equation too ?"

Hell yeah....and saggy dangly bollock bags

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By *ecca9269Woman over a year ago

Newton Abbot

"I will have to check now I've said this, but all my fifi shots I'm pretty sure are for friends and private message if requested..... I too can find them sometimes a tad scarring!!

Don't worry I'll check for ya

Any good?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like them - even the cringeworthy ones for that special sort of 'horror film' you-have-to-look experience.

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By *ecca9269Woman over a year ago

Newton Abbot

"I like them - even the cringeworthy ones for that special sort of 'horror film' you-have-to-look experience. "

This....!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will have to check now I've said this, but all my fifi shots I'm pretty sure are for friends and private message if requested..... I too can find them sometimes a tad scarring!!

Don't worry I'll check for ya

Any good?

Very, i had just better check again to make sure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

I feel the same way about certain cock

pics. They bring the bile up.

sorry

You have no worries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

I feel the same way about certain cock

pics. They bring the bile up.

sorry

You have no worries

"
Mines cute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Runs arround looking for hand mirror and poor lighting to check for sighns of dropped kebab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

I feel the same way about certain cock

pics. They bring the bile up.

sorry

You have no worries

Mines cute

Is have called it hot myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

I feel the same way about certain cock

pics. They bring the bile up.

sorry

You have no worries

phew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

why i keep mine well hidden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can i throw spotty arses into the equation too ?"

plenty of fat arses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

why i keep mine well hidden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

why i keep mine well hidden

Thankfully we don't have fab in 3D or it could cause an accident and take someones eye out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

See, i really don't. If im going to be entertaining a cock that looks like a bulbous headed microphone with snooker balls in socks dangling a foot below, id like prior warning so im prepared.

I don't need to add further surprises, I shit myself enough about meets without adding a horrifying 'ta-da' reveal of a cock.

The mystery for me is in what the person is really like and then the touching, smelling, tasting, reacting and the visuals during the physical encounter.

Long live the cock pic!

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By *ecca9269Woman over a year ago

Newton Abbot

"I will have to check now I've said this, but all my fifi shots I'm pretty sure are for friends and private message if requested..... I too can find them sometimes a tad scarring!!

Don't worry I'll check for ya

Any good?

Very, i had just better check again to make sure.

Do you need yours checking?? For public pictures of your fifi?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friend felt the same way about fannies after he did his rotation on the gynae ward ~ put him off sex for a year..!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*turns back out the door to find men who do appreciate her girlie bits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

why i keep mine well hidden

"
hahaha..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

I feel the same way about certain cock

pics. They bring the bile up.

sorry

You have no worries

Mines cute

No bile induced

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

See, i really don't. If im going to be entertaining a cock that looks like a bulbous headed microphone with snooker balls in socks dangling a foot below, id like prior warning so im prepared.

I don't need to add further surprises, I shit myself enough about meets without adding a horrifying 'ta-da' reveal of a cock.

The mystery for me is in what the person is really like and then the touching, smelling, tasting, reacting and the visuals during the physical encounter.

Long live the cock pic!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

why i keep mine well hidden

Thankfully we don't have fab in 3D or it could cause an accident and take someones eye out!"

who knows what the future holds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

why i keep mine well hidden

Sexy outline! I like x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend felt the same way about fannies after he did his rotation on the gynae ward ~ put him off sex for a year..!!"

Virtually no Dr enjoys their gynae rotation.

Had someone in my office once discussing with a consultant how to pack a vagina.

I've never closed my legs so tight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can i throw spotty arses into the equation too ?

Hell yeah....and saggy dangly bollock bags

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

why i keep mine well hidden

Sexy outline! I like x

why thanks, your pics are rather nice too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend felt the same way about fannies after he did his rotation on the gynae ward ~ put him off sex for a year..!!"

I did the same wall to wall fanny for 6 months,it made me realise that no 2 are the same and that all shapes and sizes are pretty much normal,as fed up of them as I was I walked away loving and appreciating mine even more because it is healthy and makes me feel fucking good

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

best go book myself in for a designer vagina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagine trying to sew 4 inches of one piece of fabric onto 2 inches of another. The resultant bunching/flapping and general concertina effect makes me think some ladies have got other ladies' lips sewn on.

Can girls have the 100% straight cliché on their profiles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend felt the same way about fannies after he did his rotation on the gynae ward ~ put him off sex for a year..!!

Virtually no Dr enjoys their gynae rotation.

Had someone in my office once discussing with a consultant how to pack a vagina.

I've never closed my legs so tight."
..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never tired of looking at Pussy. Resembles the beauty and diversity of flowers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never tired of looking at Pussy. Resembles the beauty and diversity of flowers.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love looking at cocks, love looking at pussies.

I just love looking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

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By *adja_lazloCouple over a year ago

Solihull

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

its surprising how many people one can block for reading what they post in forums, think we just done four or five on this one lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love looking at cocks, love looking at pussies.

I just love looking.

Wise words to live by. I love looking too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

its surprising how many people one can block for reading what they post in forums, think we just done four or five on this one lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

Ooooh claws!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

Such a sweeping generalisation .They are having the fun as you rightly say , then a green smiley to justify such a rude statement ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

its surprising how many people one can block for reading what they post in forums, think we just done four or five on this one lol"

Indeed it is , such judgement from supposed free spirits . The liberal use of green smileys to make downright rude statements by some is unbelievable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

Such a sweeping generalisation .They are having the fun as you rightly say , then a green smiley to justify such a rude statement ?

Some women have altogether classier and more sophisticated holes, didn't you know?

My hole is totally indiscriminate, it's a slut.

Amazing how prudish and frankly bitchy swingers can be isn't it?

Care to fuck? (my slutty hole said that, not me)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally agree ..... one pic no one sees. Also we think its nice to leave somethings for the imagination

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

Such a sweeping generalisation .They are having the fun as you rightly say , then a green smiley to justify such a rude statement ?

Some women have altogether classier and more sophisticated holes, didn't you know?

My hole is totally indiscriminate, it's a slut.

Amazing how prudish and frankly bitchy swingers can be isn't it?

Care to fuck? (my slutty hole said that, not me)"

Careful now , we don't want to be seen as the ones having all the fun do we ?

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"Runs arround looking for hand mirror and poor lighting to check for sighns of dropped kebab

Just saw one that looked like the opening pod the alien comes out of in the Alien films.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will have to check now I've said this, but all my fifi shots I'm pretty sure are for friends and private message if requested..... I too can find them sometimes a tad scarring!!

Don't worry I'll check for ya

Any good?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can i throw spotty arses into the equation too ?"

What about the dirty arses, those that need a good wipe, mahinging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Admittedly there are some pictures that do not look very nice.

But overall women can't do much about what they look like, apart from painful surgery of course. I do find it immature when people come out with vulgar terms for women's vaginas.

When we get older and after childbirth our bodies change and skin sags and many of us won't look like the 20 year old porn actress or the images of a small and neat waxed vagina with tiny labia.

For me the dislike is not what the vagina looks like, I would never describe genitals with quite the derision that some do, but the unflattering pictures. When taking a close shot photograph the camera is going to pick up blemishes, high colour, etc, and the

attempted sexiness of such an explicit

pic does not always translate that well.

Its no wonder that women have such complexes about their bodies when such rude sayings are invented, mainly by men, about the look and smell of a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

Such a sweeping generalisation .They are having the fun as you rightly say , then a green smiley to justify such a rude statement ?

Some women have altogether classier and more sophisticated holes, didn't you know?

My hole is totally indiscriminate, it's a slut.

Amazing how prudish and frankly bitchy swingers can be isn't it?

Care to fuck? (my slutty hole said that, not me)"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Runs arround looking for hand mirror and poor lighting to check for sighns of dropped kebab

Just saw one that looked like the opening pod the alien comes out of in the Alien films.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

bring on all the lovely lady gardens ... take no notice of op .. he s just fannied out for a while ... he ll be back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a lady I keep mine hidden some things are worth the wait x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather see what is being offered than have a surprise in person!

I've been underwhelmed by acorn cocks and once encountered a fanny that looked like a large rip in a badly stuffed sofa....

So please keep setting your stalls out boys n girls.... I wanna see the range of goods on offer!

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By *ovely CummingsWoman over a year ago

Peaky Nipples

"Admittedly there are some pictures that do not look very nice.

But overall women can't do much about what they look like, apart from painful surgery of course. I do find it immature when people come out with vulgar terms for women's vaginas.

When we get older and after childbirth our bodies change and skin sags and many of us won't look like the 20 year old porn actress or the images of a small and neat waxed vagina with tiny labia.

attempted sexiness of such an explicit

pic does not always translate that well.

Its no wonder that women have such complexes about their bodies when such rude sayings are invented, mainly by men, about the look and smell of a vagina.

(tthingp so much this!

Diversity is a good, healthy thing

And let's not forget beauty , eye of beholder etc!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admittedly there are some pictures that do not look very nice.

But overall women can't do much about what they look like, apart from painful surgery of course. I do find it immature when people come out with vulgar terms for women's vaginas.

When we get older and after childbirth our bodies change and skin sags and many of us won't look like the 20 year old porn actress or the images of a small and neat waxed vagina with tiny labia.

attempted sexiness of such an explicit

pic does not always translate that well.

Its no wonder that women have such complexes about their bodies when such rude sayings are invented, mainly by men, about the look and smell of a vagina.

The recent spate of the type of threads has highlighted to me the pure spite from women more than men,the attempts at putting other women down,even more laughable the attitudes that they assume they're a better class of person or something special because of the types of pics they have and the total derision towards women that are actually happy to show certain parts of their bodies,I find it quite pathetic really on a site where everybodys main objective is to meet,get naked and have sex with other people,I wonder why they have to show such vitriol towards their fellow sisters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admittedly there are some pictures that do not look very nice.

But overall women can't do much about what they look like, apart from painful surgery of course. I do find it immature when people come out with vulgar terms for women's vaginas.

When we get older and after childbirth our bodies change and skin sags and many of us won't look like the 20 year old porn actress or the images of a small and neat waxed vagina with tiny labia.

attempted sexiness of such an explicit

pic does not always translate that well.

Its no wonder that women have such complexes about their bodies when such rude sayings are invented, mainly by men, about the look and smell of a vagina.

Oh, very well said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

why i keep mine well hidden

Thankfully we don't have fab in 3D or it could cause an accident and take someones eye out!"

Tell me about it. The worse I was ever sent was a hairy ginger pubed fanny. It had me wretching at the pc screen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel a fanny strike coming on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

Such a sweeping generalisation .They are having the fun as you rightly say , then a green smiley to justify such a rude statement ?

NO...the OP was being rude about female genatalia..I was mentioning only that hey these women that he was describing can't be THAT bad as they are in fact the ones that are having fun. Men can put us women down but bloody hell if its offered on a plate to them...whatever their fannies look like they are not going to say NO!!!

Im a woman..i've had children but I would never ever be so rude as to start a thread up about kebab like fannies. Perhaps you ought to be addressing your aggression towards some of the other out of order remarks or am I just the one forum poster you're picking on today. :-/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well some ladies bits and mans bits really put me off here .. I like a face and Its the only place to start in my eyes and if you like the look you then look at the rest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friend felt the same way about fannies after he did his rotation on the gynae ward ~ put him off sex for a year..!!"

I'm now wondering what my consultant was thinking when he examined me for my hysterectomy. He did keep slinging glances between my legs while discussing my scan images with the rest of his team

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By *eather_satinCouple over a year ago

West Sussex

I wouldn't put my lady garden in a public folder even though she's very tidy, with no frills.

I think some things should be left to the imagination.....gives you something to look forward too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't put my lady garden in a public folder even though she's very tidy, with no frills.

I think some things should be left to the imagination.....gives you something to look forward too

some men think they have a right to see what you have to give them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

Such a sweeping generalisation .They are having the fun as you rightly say , then a green smiley to justify such a rude statement ?

my aggression as you put it is toward the inference you make toward the women having all the fun are getting men who will fuck anything . A strange statement for a woman to make unless she is putting herself above these said women .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

Such a sweeping generalisation .They are having the fun as you rightly say , then a green smiley to justify such a rude statement ?

You managed to word it in a spectacularly bitchy way if you meant what you now say you meant.

Insulting womens physical appearance or just insulting their intelligence is all much of a muchness really. It's still nasty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

Such a sweeping generalisation .They are having the fun as you rightly say , then a green smiley to justify such a rude statement ?

I am absolutely not raising myself above anyone. I think you are rather protesting too much though..and again you are reading into things that aren't there and focusing on me rather than others that ARE in fact making derogatory remarks over female genatalia.

Please leave it at that my intention was not to cause conflict, merely stating a fact that whatever someone looks like ..if its not your cup of tea..it will be someone elses.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

why i keep mine well hidden

Thankfully we don't have fab in 3D or it could cause an accident and take someones eye out!

Tell me about it. The worse I was ever sent was a hairy ginger pubed fanny. It had me wretching at the pc screen. "

and what is wrong with hairy, or the fact it was ginger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a bit of mystery myself that goes for cocks too

why i keep mine well hidden

Thankfully we don't have fab in 3D or it could cause an accident and take someones eye out!

Tell me about it. The worse I was ever sent was a hairy ginger pubed fanny. It had me wretching at the pc screen.

and what is wrong with hairy, or the fact it was ginger?

I love hairy and i love ginger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK .. here goes .

The op was extremely rude with his opening post .

Some may say it was tongue in cheek , and the thread has a mix of reactions .

Personally some reactions have left me dumbfounded . No matter which way you dress it up , derogatory terminology used on this thread by women and men is downright rude .

Some find it funny , others not .

As to me protesting too much - I stand by my original statement .

The intimation towards women as opposed to just the genitalia was worse in my opinion .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I think his post is hilarious and extremely true . Less is more ladies

We don't need to see right up inside you it's gross

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

Such a sweeping generalisation .They are having the fun as you rightly say , then a green smiley to justify such a rude statement ?

You managed to word it in a spectacularly bitchy way if you meant what you now say you meant.

Insulting womens physical appearance or just insulting their intelligence is all much of a muchness really. It's still nasty."

I have NOT in any way insulted a womans appearance or intelligence. Ffs a man can come on hers and say a woman has a fanny like a chewed chop and thats been bypassed.

If said chewed chop was on offer alot of men would overlook this as they could be the nicest person on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Have you not noticed that these are the women that are getting all the fun :-/ when men get desperate they will dip their wick into anything.

Such a sweeping generalisation .They are having the fun as you rightly say , then a green smiley to justify such a rude statement ?

You managed to word it in a spectacularly bitchy way if you meant what you now say you meant.

Insulting womens physical appearance or just insulting their intelligence is all much of a muchness really. It's still nasty.

I have NOT in any way insulted a womans appearance or intelligence. Ffs a man can come on hers and say a woman has a fanny like a chewed chop and thats been bypassed.

If said chewed chop was on offer alot of men would overlook this as they could be the nicest person on here. "

It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything

Vom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything"

Is that so?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wondering if I'm an anything with a manky cunt that desperate men will lower their standards for. The beautiful people on here must thank the gods of perfection every night that they are not so badly disfigured they can't get a perfect person to fuck them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chopped liver is never a good look. But do enjoy a nice trim one with a perky clit peeking out between neat lips.

Is it too much to ask for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wondering if I'm an anything with a manky cunt that desperate men will lower their standards for. The beautiful people on here must thank the gods of perfection every night that they are not so badly disfigured they can't get a perfect person to fuck them"

Well said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything

Is that so?"

It is according to some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admittedly there are some pictures that do not look very nice.

But overall women can't do much about what they look like, apart from painful surgery of course. I do find it immature when people come out with vulgar terms for women's vaginas.

When we get older and after childbirth our bodies change and skin sags and many of us won't look like the 20 year old porn actress or the images of a small and neat waxed vagina with tiny labia.

attempted sexiness of such an explicit

pic does not always translate that well.

Its no wonder that women have such complexes about their bodies when such rude sayings are invented, mainly by men, about the look and smell of a vagina.

Not sure if it's accurate or not but I've often noticed men try to elevate their social status by bigging up their achievements women tend to try to raise their status by belittling others achievements.

What I mean is when a bloke tells a story other blokes try to one up him.

Where as with women they tend to just pick at it and try to make it sound Less impressive or even wrong actually a negative thing

Might not be true of all but it seems to be a trend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything

Is that so?"

Yep lol

Not all obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admittedly there are some pictures that do not look very nice.

But overall women can't do much about what they look like, apart from painful surgery of course. I do find it immature when people come out with vulgar terms for women's vaginas.

When we get older and after childbirth our bodies change and skin sags and many of us won't look like the 20 year old porn actress or the images of a small and neat waxed vagina with tiny labia.

attempted sexiness of such an explicit

pic does not always translate that well.

Its no wonder that women have such complexes about their bodies when such rude sayings are invented, mainly by men, about the look and smell of a vagina.

What I mean is when a bloke tells a story other blokes try to one up him.

Where as with women they tend to just pick at it and try to make it sound Less impressive or even wrong actually a negative thing

Might not be true of all but it seems to be a trend"

that's exactly how I see it. It happens from the playground to clubs to here. Men brag,women slag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pmsl not heard of these gods of perfection lol

Who called you a manky cunt pmsl

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By *randMrsHorny24Couple over a year ago

South wales

Well I better make my pics private then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An example would be

A guy boasts about how big his cock is other guys will tend to jump in going, oh mine is bigger or mine is girthier etc

If a woman posts a picture of her fanny and how pretty she thinks it is other women won't say their is prettier they tend to say things like classy women don't show their fannies or other put downs.

I wonder why.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything

Is that so?

Yep lol

Not all obviously "

Are you in the 'any hole will do ' category ?

Surely you feel more worthy ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I better make my pics private then "

ha me too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything

Is that so?

Yep lol

Not all obviously

Are you in the 'any hole will do ' category ?

Surely you feel more worthy ....

I don't have a cock lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An example would be

A guy boasts about how big his cock is other guys will tend to jump in going, oh mine is bigger or mine is girthier etc

If a woman posts a picture of her fanny and how pretty she thinks it is other women won't say their is prettier they tend to say things like classy women don't show their fannies or other put downs.

I wonder why. "

The human equivilant of the mating dance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything

Is that so?

Yep lol

Not all obviously

Are you in the 'any hole will do ' category ?

Surely you feel more worthy ....

I don't have a cock lol

From the female perspective of a guy dipping his wick in any hole I meant ....

Sorry , but I fail to see what is so funny about this inference . Strange as it seems , some of us like to feel we are more than just a hole for a testosterone fuelled anything will do shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything

Is that so?

Yep lol

Not all obviously

Are you in the 'any hole will do ' category ?

Surely you feel more worthy ....

I don't have a cock lol

From the female perspective of a guy dipping his wick in any hole I meant ....

Sorry , but I fail to see what is so funny about this inference . Strange as it seems , some of us like to feel we are more than just a hole for a testosterone fuelled anything will do shag

Hell yes that's why I don't meet anyone

But often the more vulgar profiles attract the more vulgar people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything

Is that so?

It is according to some

Oh ffs...listen..i have stretch marks, cellulite, a very bad cut and tear mark from having to be cut and torn very quickly in order to save my child. Do i complain when i hear derogatory comments..no i don't as in fact my fanny probably does resemble road kill..do I really care what others think? Nope. Would a man still fuck me? Hell yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pmsl not heard of these gods of perfection lol

Who called you a manky cunt pmsl "

I've been called much worse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pmsl not heard of these gods of perfection lol

Who called you a manky cunt pmsl

I've been called much worse

You love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything

Is that so?

It is according to some

Yey to road kill ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything

Is that so?

Yep lol

Not all obviously

Are you in the 'any hole will do ' category ?

Surely you feel more worthy ....

I don't have a cock lol

From the female perspective of a guy dipping his wick in any hole I meant ....

Sorry , but I fail to see what is so funny about this inference . Strange as it seems , some of us like to feel we are more than just a hole for a testosterone fuelled anything will do shag

Hell yes that's why I don't meet anyone

But often the more vulgar profiles attract the more vulgar people

I had my profile with no pics once, got just as many messages from mostly the same people.

Most men who message me arent vulgar, but this is a swinging site not a dating site?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has any one heard the song power of pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Yes some look like open gunshot wounds, gruesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pmsl not heard of these gods of perfection lol

Who called you a manky cunt pmsl

I've been called much worse

You love it

very true

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By *ovely CummingsWoman over a year ago

Peaky Nipples

"Admittedly there are some pictures that do not look very nice.

But overall women can't do much about what they look like, apart from painful surgery of course. I do find it immature when people come out with vulgar terms for women's vaginas.

When we get older and after childbirth our bodies change and skin sags and many of us won't look like the 20 year old porn actress or the images of a small and neat waxed vagina with tiny labia.

attempted sexiness of such an explicit

pic does not always translate that well.

Its no wonder that women have such complexes about their bodies when such rude sayings are invented, mainly by men, about the look and smell of a vagina.

Very well said . always find this mentality ugly. Celebrate our differences and choice! I'd hate a world where everyone looked the same.

If you don't like something, don't look at it. Simple really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's right though when men get desperate they will stick their wick in anything

Is that so?"

I think so. Didn't Someone on here stick their cock in a food blender?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You haven't seen my fanny yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"we are fussy about the fanny we play with - no fuzz or frills please "

Frills. Teehee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Yes some look like open gunshot wounds, gruesome

care to share your pics?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

fabs has not put me off fannies .. more like on or more accurately into them lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel a fanny strike coming on "

I am on an official fanny strike.

Fuck you all! (well the ones who make women feel shit anyway) and your retarded comments.

Pulls knickers up. Totters off. Slams door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do love a good fanny trumping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

I feel the same way about certain cock

pics. They bring the bile up.

sorry

You have no worries

Mines cute

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm guessing most men would not take "cute cock" as a compliment !!!!! Little tinny baby chicks are cute !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Takes my fanny and fucks off

"
*** spits brew out laughing ** I'm coming with you

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Threads like this never fail to amaze me with the crude and often offensive phrases used. (Alot of the time by other women who of course are so perfect in every way)

I really should learn not to open these threads.

I'll stand up and say mine is not all tucked neatly away. So is more than likey the type of fanny most are talking about. It works perfectly well and as far as I know hasn't traumatised anyone too much. No one has run off when I have dropped my knickers anyway....but after reading this thread it's obviously because when men are desperate they will dip their wick in anything!

That's my little rant for Thursday!

I'm off now to go and fiddle myself, it needs a bit of cheering up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am also surprised at times about the offensive descriptions of women's genitals and certainly by some women.

But it does give an indication of the person involved. My OH has never referred to vaginas as road kill, axe wounds, that wizard thing that people say, it is vulgar and common.

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By *47smithMan over a year ago

braintree

I don't get turned off by fannies, it the pleasure and that count!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

"I am also surprised at times about the offensive descriptions of women's genitals and certainly by some women.

But it does give an indication of the person involved. My OH has never referred to vaginas as road kill, axe wounds, that wizard thing that people say, it is vulgar and common. "

I 100% agree. There are things women can change regarding their appearance... weight, hair style and colour, the amount of make-up they wear etc. But they can't change their genitalia (other than through surgery). So to make derogatory comments that might undermine a woman's confidence is pretty low in my opinion - and it says a lot about any man using such foul and unnecessary descriptions.

As for women making them - shame on you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its a bit like people who think all women should look the same and they dont like people who arent bothered about the way they look, and if they actualy like the way they look then it bothers them even more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Disturbed by the disrespect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

There is always one thread that makes me smile when logging in and today this is it. I know some have a sense of humour bypass here but thank god there are some guys with humour and wit here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disturbed by the disrespect

I think its insecurity that drives people to insult other people,if its not that then it must just be that they're spiteful nasty fuckers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disturbed by the disrespect

I think its insecurity that drives people to insult other people,if its not that then it must just be that they're spiteful nasty fuckers

All those things maybe and just plain old ignorance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am also surprised at times about the offensive descriptions of women's genitals and certainly by some women.

But it does give an indication of the person involved. My OH has never referred to vaginas as road kill, axe wounds, that wizard thing that people say, it is vulgar and common. "

It most definitely gives an indication of the person who speaks about women's lady parts in such a vile way. I will be blocking loads for sure. My husband and I would never be so disrespectful about women and something they can't change.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pmsl not heard of these gods of perfection lol

Who called you a manky cunt pmsl "

Nobody has called her that. Its how she is feeling. Well that's how I took it. And well said I thought too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am also surprised at times about the offensive descriptions of women's genitals and certainly by some women.

But it does give an indication of the person involved. My OH has never referred to vaginas as road kill, axe wounds, that wizard thing that people say, it is vulgar and common.

Same here , and our block list just got bigger too . How some people find it funny I just don't know , and it's any wonder swingers get a bad name when fellow life stylers speak in such a a way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

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By *ery curious maleMan over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

Personally I don't think I would ever get tired of pics of fannies.

Although I would like to see a few more au natural ones for a change !!

As for cocks looking the same I'm not so sure! I have seen a few scary ones on here !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My er more intimate pics are in my private gallery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP -I agree - I find all body parts shots foul and the worst is road kill pussy pics x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer eyes to fannys….if fannys and cocks were meant to be the bit that attract us to each other they'd be on our faces…..

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

"My er more intimate pics are in my private gallery

I wonder how many have put theirs to private since this thread?

I do agree that some are not pretty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My er more intimate pics are in my private gallery

I wonder how many have put theirs to private since this thread?

I do agree that some are not pretty "
.

probably quite a few I would think I don't mind pics at all just certain _iews can be a little much at 9am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my face pics should be restricted til after the watershed….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My er more intimate pics are in my private gallery

I wonder how many have put theirs to private since this thread?

I do agree that some are not pretty "

There is not a single persons opinion on this site that would make me hide my pictures from public to private

My profile,my body,my choice if it upsets people I don't care

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my face pics should be restricted til after the watershed….

Yes like a lot of others too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My er more intimate pics are in my private gallery

I wonder how many have put theirs to private since this thread?

I do agree that some are not pretty "

Not putting mine to private for anyone no matter how appalled people are or how much they infer you're a lesser being.

On another site I use people think im lying if I say cock and pussy pics are frowned upon.

Those who appreciate them can do so. And I regularly appreciate others, male and female.

I have no issues about the human body though, I think it's glorious. They're just organs and mighty sexy I find them too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pmsl not heard of these gods of perfection lol

Who called you a manky cunt pmsl

Nobody has called her that. Its how she is feeling. Well that's how I took it. And well said I thought too."

just my sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My er more intimate pics are in my private gallery

I wonder how many have put theirs to private since this thread?

I do agree that some are not pretty

Not putting mine to private for anyone no matter how appalled people are or how much they infer you're a lesser being.

On another site I use people think im lying if I say cock and pussy pics are frowned upon.

Those who appreciate them can do so. And I regularly appreciate others, male and female.

I have no issues about the human body though, I think it's glorious. They're just organs and mighty sexy I find them too."

Tell me about this other site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My er more intimate pics are in my private gallery

I wonder how many have put theirs to private since this thread?

I do agree that some are not pretty

Not putting mine to private for anyone no matter how appalled people are or how much they infer you're a lesser being.

On another site I use people think im lying if I say cock and pussy pics are frowned upon.

Those who appreciate them can do so. And I regularly appreciate others, male and female.

I have no issues about the human body though, I think it's glorious. They're just organs and mighty sexy I find them too.

Tell me about this other site.

Tell us too !

Sounds like a place we would like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Old Foof'..??

Never had mine called that before . .

D (f ).

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By *ashingSuitsMan over a year ago

West Midlands

Noooo keep them public please...every fanny is sacred don't ya know !

Those with a queasy disposition can look away (but i'll bet they're hitting the '_iew extra large' button instead

)

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By *eather_satinCouple over a year ago

West Sussex

My band mates call them wizard sleeves!! (they're all blokes, suprise suprise)

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By *azzy1234Woman over a year ago

Luton

There was a woman on here a whole back, her photos were horrendous and i could never look at clothes pegs with feeling sick!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wonder if he's looking at cock pics now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I defo know what your talking about x some look like a chewed up kebab not good x

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

im sure all ladies pass the old foof whistle test

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Can i throw spotty arses into the equation too ?

Hell yeah....and saggy dangly bollock bags

Laughed out loud and scared the dog then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to wish I had a pretty pussy. No longer! I realised I never had any complaints and soon realised that the one I was blessed with wasn't so bad after all.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

saggy bollocks sacs are just warm bollocks .. tight bollocks sacs are colder bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"saggy bollocks sacs are just warm bollocks .. tight bollocks sacs are colder bollocks "

I've seem some saggy ones a week in the Antarctic wouldn't shrivel. Not on here I might add

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some minges look like road kill. Us guys keep getting told not to put cock pics up but its about time we stood up and said "no more road kill pics"!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some minges look like road kill. Us guys keep getting told not to put cock pics up but its about time we stood up and said "no more road kill pics"!!! Lol"

But if you were in the throes of passion and you really fancied the woman would you fuck her..road kill fanny an all?

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By *tuartb1970Man over a year ago

tunbridge wells

Well I love a females lady garden in all their shapes and forms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"saggy bollocks sacs are just warm bollocks .. tight bollocks sacs are colder bollocks "

saggy bollocks is something to do with age i thought.

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By *abcouple11Couple over a year ago

Truro

"Runs arround looking for hand mirror and poor lighting to check for sighns of dropped kebab

Just saw one that looked like the opening pod the alien comes out of in the Alien films.

Where do you think they got the "vision" from ???!!!

Man up guys - I never met a big slobbering cunt I didn't adore - you owe it to the lady to slide your meat in there and sort out your feelings later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some minges look like road kill. Us guys keep getting told not to put cock pics up but its about time we stood up and said "no more road kill pics"!!! Lol

But if you were in the throes of passion and you really fancied the woman would you fuck her..road kill fanny an all? "

Not sure .if I looked down and didnt like what I saw prob not.or atleast no oral lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking to fleshy chebs and staying away from the deli counter for a bit!!!

Ha ha ha (( belly laughs )) some of them look like road kill too

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By *ery curious maleMan over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

"Runs arround looking for hand mirror and poor lighting to check for sighns of dropped kebab

Just saw one that looked like the opening pod the alien comes out of in the Alien films.

Where do you think they got the "vision" from ???!!!

Man up guys - I never met a big slobbering cunt I didn't adore - you owe it to the lady to slide your meat in there and sort out your feelings later"

Just love fannies me ! Neat ones and kebab like ones . Hairy or shaved I love them all !!

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By *r Man.Man over a year ago

London

For all those baby cats, that look like they have dropped, been stretched to unrecognizable shapes, and looks like a pit, of dis pear.

Mr man has a pussy sanctuary, that you can all cum and feel at home.

'You should never disrespect food'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't seen one that i would turn down yet!??

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