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Does anyone actually meet from here?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok thats just a poor example, but what status updates put you off a profile straight away ? have you seen any that just make you click away ? pet hates?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok thats just a poor example, but what status updates put you off a profile straight away ? have you seen any that just make you click away ? pet hates? "
Countdowns, soppy headlines ' Miss you babes' types |
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'Guys calm down with the messages'
Cos its like they think all single men are in league together sending messages. I imagine a room full of desperate guys constantly doing copy/paste/send/repeat haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'Guys calm down with the messages'
Cos its like they think all single men are in league together sending messages. I imagine a room full of desperate guys constantly doing copy/paste/send/repeat haha"
wow now i have that image stuck in my head is it wrong their all naked though ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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people who moan about nobody wanting to meet them, think they might be a bit grumpy. or the ones who say, dont meet so and so because shes got stds or is a timewaster, dont meet her she is up her own arse, i mean realy.  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
All whiny statuses - I know misery loves company but stop trying to drag us all down...
I/we are leaving tomorrow/next week/when supporter pass runs out - just delete the fucking profile and fucking well go...
Are there any genuine men/women/couples on here? - nope, we're all figments of some perverted imagination plugged into the fucking matrix
Great night last night, thanks, you know who you are...tell them in a fucking message then (if they actually exist and aren't another figment)
I'm sure there's plenty more, I'll stick with jokes in mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The thinking about leaving ones, particularly if the blatant insincerity coincides with them paying for site supporter as happened on our local updates recently.
We block countless local people based on their statuses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All whiny statuses - I know misery loves company but stop trying to drag us all down...
I/we are leaving tomorrow/next week/when supporter pass runs out - just delete the fucking profile and fucking well go...
Are there any genuine men/women/couples on here? - nope, we're all figments of some perverted imagination plugged into the fucking matrix
Great night last night, thanks, you know who you are...tell them in a fucking message then (if they actually exist and aren't another figment)
I'm sure there's plenty more, I'll stick with jokes in mine "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When single women complain they can't get a meet.
Yeah sure you can't love - it's more like your selection process is the issue if they all turn out to be timewasters!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All whiny statuses - I know misery loves company but stop trying to drag us all down...
I/we are leaving tomorrow/next week/when supporter pass runs out - just delete the fucking profile and fucking well go...
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Thats Exactly what Paul always say WHY do the look at me I'm off status, normally they are still there a week later :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No play this week, red waterfall.
Updates saying how happy they are about the kids being away so they can get laid.
Tests were clear bring on the bareback gangbang.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to counteract the attention seekers by genuinely writing I'm doing, whether it's headbobbing to music or something as mundane as hoovering the stairs.
A previous status of mine that read "Jesus wept" was to do with an ongoing issue outside of Fab.
If I had any qualms with this site (which I don't), I wouldn't broadcast them on a status.
Granted, everyone's entitled to a rant, but not a one that comes across as "look at me, oh poor me wah wah wah" if you know what I mean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont know about the status thing....but there are a couple of guys in my area who upload the same cock pics over and over again so that the local updates always have at least one of their erections on show!!! Ego boost or what? Yawn...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The constant moaners they get added to the block list pretty quickly.
Same as the ones who post the same pics over and over, what is sexy very quickly becomes boring.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When single women complain they can't get a meet.
Yeah sure you can't love - it's more like your selection process is the issue if they all turn out to be timewasters!!
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Those containing phone numbers/kik/email details.
Because that's obviously the solution to not being able to arrange a meet via conversation - right?
I often wonder how many of those numbers end up on loo doors or being given to double glazing reps in shopping centres along with a suitable comedy name like 'Phil McAvitty' or 'Hugh Jarse' !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'blah, blah, blah you know who you are'
'you know who you are', what a load of shit
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along with the... 'You're on my mind, you know who you are'.......'You're such a tease, you know who you are'...
they don't annoy me they just make me think whateva....!!! |
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I hate the profiles that go on and on about what they don't want.
You know, the bitchy ones that basically tell most people to F off. So much hate for single guys, short guys, fat guys, tall guys, bi guys, bi women, straight women etc etc
You read through pages of text to find out if you could possibly be acceptable in their world!
"Damn it, they don't want messages from donkey loving midgets from the Czech Republic with a distaste for European chat shows" Well that's me out then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not meeting, just logged in to chat with friends and check messages.
It in other words, I forget what the site is for and during it as a chat room."
I only use the site to chat with friends!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Just checking messages'
1. Oh aren't you popular.
2. Who gives a fuck.
oh we sometimes put that we are catching up with messages so people don't think we're ignoring them  "
I've done that too not that anyone took any notice...!!! |
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The ones that say "is typing naked" i used to think were a bit odd until i noticed that on the status update page it is given as an example.
Now i realise that the ones that say "is typing naked" have about as much imagination as a cabbage. funnily enough there is one local chap who regularly posts this up once every couple of weeks.
Makes me chuckle every time now.
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'Need pussy now'
'Who wants to come and swallow my spunk?'
'Need a good bj - any offers?'
'Who wants a good hard fucking?'
Usually all accompanied by a phone number. Desperation doesn't half kill my mood..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Need pussy now'
'Who wants to come and swallow my spunk?'
'Need a good bj - any offers?'
'Who wants a good hard fucking?'
Usually all accompanied by a phone number. Desperation doesn't half kill my mood....."
Ooooh yes! Those like...
"My balls will drop off if I don't get sucked off soon"
Always makes me mail them out of sympathy. Poor sods. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" oh i've got a runny nose "
" oh i'm missing mike "
" oh i'm well fucked "
" mmmmmmm!"
Fuuuuuuuuck riiiiiiight oooooofffff!!!!
Yea basically they are all annoying as are mine. Total.waste of time.and by and large " look at meeeeeee!!!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Include the secret word ... in your messages or we will delete" - like that's going to make people read your profile.
"We don't want messages that just say hi. Be adventurous and say what you want to do with us" - who has the time, literary talents or inclination to write a short story for someone who will probably delete the message anyway?
"We are a hot wife couple" - says who? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot wife/ bi fem couple" etc looking for younger hung studs who are heavy cummers, repeaters blah blah blah.
Usually from a pair of fat fuckers who cant accom, and have minging out of focus pics..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" if I were a tree, and you were a _quirrel, you could defiantly store your nuts in my hole " "
Why are you confusing me? Is this the part where i say 'you can be my brown bread and i'd be your nutella?'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"" if I were a tree, and you were a _quirrel, you could defiantly store your nuts in my hole "
Why are you confusing me? Is this the part where i say 'you can be my brown bread and i'd be your nutella?'
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no it's now you say " if I said you had a great body , would you hold it against me ?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"" if I were a tree, and you were a _quirrel, you could defiantly store your nuts in my hole "
Why are you confusing me? Is this the part where i say 'you can be my brown bread and i'd be your nutella?'
no it's now you say " if I said you had a great body , would you hold it against me ?"
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Oh. I was hoping you'd say something like 'with chat up lines like that, i'd suspend you from the ceiling and introduce you to the art of Japanese rope bondage'. But, oh well.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"" if I were a tree, and you were a _quirrel, you could defiantly store your nuts in my hole "
Why are you confusing me? Is this the part where i say 'you can be my brown bread and i'd be your nutella?'
no it's now you say " if I said you had a great body , would you hold it against me ?"
Oh. I was hoping you'd say something like 'with chat up lines like that, i'd suspend you from the ceiling and introduce you to the art of Japanese rope bondage'. But, oh well.
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if it was upside down you nuts might fall out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"" if I were a tree, and you were a _quirrel, you could defiantly store your nuts in my hole "
Why are you confusing me? Is this the part where i say 'you can be my brown bread and i'd be your nutella?'
no it's now you say " if I said you had a great body , would you hold it against me ?"
Oh. I was hoping you'd say something like 'with chat up lines like that, i'd suspend you from the ceiling and introduce you to the art of Japanese rope bondage'. But, oh well.
if it was upside down you nuts might fall out "
At least then i can say 'you make my tree rock'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"" if I were a tree, and you were a _quirrel, you could defiantly store your nuts in my hole "
Why are you confusing me? Is this the part where i say 'you can be my brown bread and i'd be your nutella?'
no it's now you say " if I said you had a great body , would you hold it against me ?"
Oh. I was hoping you'd say something like 'with chat up lines like that, i'd suspend you from the ceiling and introduce you to the art of Japanese rope bondage'. But, oh well.
if it was upside down you nuts might fall out
At least then i can say 'you make my tree rock'
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or " I'm no Fred flintstone but...I can make your bedrock " |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Inc
"We are a hot wife couple" - says who?"
Hotwife refers to the things they do not how hot the person is . Well normally it does anyway there are Afew that think they are both lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" if I were a tree, and you were a _quirrel, you could defiantly store your nuts in my hole "
Why are you confusing me? Is this the part where i say 'you can be my brown bread and i'd be your nutella?'
no it's now you say " if I said you had a great body , would you hold it against me ?"
Oh. I was hoping you'd say something like 'with chat up lines like that, i'd suspend you from the ceiling and introduce you to the art of Japanese rope bondage'. But, oh well.
if it was upside down you nuts might fall out
At least then i can say 'you make my tree rock'
or " I'm no Fred flintstone but...I can make your bedrock " "
or ' do you have any raisins? no? How about a date?'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All whiny statuses - I know misery loves company but stop trying to drag us all down...
I/we are leaving tomorrow/next week/when supporter pass runs out - just delete the fucking profile and fucking well go...
Are there any genuine men/women/couples on here? - nope, we're all figments of some perverted imagination plugged into the fucking matrix
Great night last night, thanks, you know who you are...tell them in a fucking message then (if they actually exist and aren't another figment)
I'm sure there's plenty more, I'll stick with jokes in mine "
What she said...!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheesy chat up lines as updates
...makes you smile though.
U think so ??? lol
My lust for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it much longer.
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Is that supposed to b sexy or a hint at scat play |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cheesy chat up lines as updates
...makes you smile though.
U think so ??? lol
My lust for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it much longer.
Is that supposed to b sexy or a hint at scat play "
'If you were a bogey. I'd pick you first'.
...oh, it's sexy in it's own way lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Include the secret word ... in your messages or we will delete" - like that's going to make people read your profile.
"We don't want messages that just say hi. Be adventurous and say what you want to do with us" - who has the time, literary talents or inclination to write a short story for someone who will probably delete the message anyway?
"We are a hot wife couple" - says who?"
These are spot on, especially the second one. And I've not long been here. |
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