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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone want to organise a gangbang in northampton?

Any Girls up for being fucked by a shed load of guys?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Do you have a shed load of guys?

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Do you have a shed load of guys?

Sounds a bit creepy to me, having a load of guys in his shed! What does he do with them?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes that can be arranged for any lucky lady:D

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Shed load as in the figure of speach any males and females looking 2 get involved message me

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

A shed load of guys ? Thats wrongful imprisonment isn't it .or people trafficking ,either way that cant be good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many guys in your gangbang crew

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"A shed load of guys ? Thats wrongful imprisonment isn't it .or people trafficking ,either way that cant be good

That's what I thought. But maybe he's locked them all up so that he's the only local single guy on fab in his area, thus exponentially increasing his prospects of getting meets. Clever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tbh just one 19 yr old and thats me but guus are easier 2 find than girls

Put a sign out side saying free pussy and the whole town will turn up :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So your the one man gangbang shed crew

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yea Yea Got the sex drive of a bull u wont even need the shed

Tbh i really just want to be involved in gb fantasy of mine so c'mon people help this teen fullfill his dreams

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

"So your the one man gangbang shed crew "

thats a unique selling point

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This could be an interesting gangbang.

I vote we hold it in the shed, as the prospects seem better in there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The one man bull gangbang ex shed crew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So your the one man gangbang shed crew "

I laughed at that

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

Aaah the enthusiasm of youth. hmmm how I remember thoughs days

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"This could be an interesting gangbang.

I vote we hold it in the shed, as the prospects seem better in there.

I dunno Tina, they might be starving & eat you. & not in the good way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tbh it doesnt look like its gonna happen anymore

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm assuming this shed has all mod cons, including a buffet laid on. Only the best for the One man gangbang Shed crew

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

"I'm assuming this shed has all mod cons, including a buffet laid on. Only the best for the One man gangbang Shed crew

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tbh it doesnt look like its gonna happen anymore

It doesn't what a shame what happened can't you make it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I cn make it but people dont seem interested :///

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well you did try you've had this thread up 21 minutes so at least you have it a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Baxk on the endless search for single meets

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I cn make it but people dont seem interested :///"

Give it chance to develop. I'd consider changing your user name to: The One man gangbang shed crew as it is really unique and stands out in a good way. I'd even consider working up a bit of that on our profile, such as:

I'm only one guy, but I am the world's only one man gangbang Shed crew and I'm guarantied to leave you feeling as though you have had an experience. See forum thread for details....

It would be quite entertaining and would probably be a big plus standing out from the 94,000 other single guys on here.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

"I cn make it but people dont seem interested :///

I'm only one guy, but I am the world's only one man gangbang Shed crew and I'm guarantied to leave you feeling as though you have had an experience. See forum thread for details....

It would be quite entertaining and would probably be a big plus standing out from the 94,000 other single guys on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But aa much as i change my profile who wnts2 meet a 19yr old

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Majority on here looking for people with experience annd im in need of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The one man bull gangbang ex shed crew "

It brings a whole new meaning to 'the self-preservation society.'

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

Do we tell him the secret,do we? Or has he got to work it out for himself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Noooo tell me the secret :O i need 2 know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do we tell him the secret,do we? Or has he got to work it out for himself?

Spoil-sport. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tbh it doesnt look like its gonna happen anymore

Just when I was gonna put my name down as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tbh just one 19 yr old and thats me but guus are easier 2 find than girls

Put a sign out side saying free pussy and the whole town will turn up :D"

Free pussy. Cum buckets r us. Oh the romance.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

Oh come on guys who's going to tell him?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't tell home he's in the wrong crew

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If we told you the secret we d have to lock you in asShed so you couldn t tell anyone else,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tbh it doesnt look like its gonna happen anymore

Just when I was gonna put my name down as well

U cn always put ur name dwn if u read the posts im the one man bull shed gangbang

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"The one man bull gangbang ex shed crew "

there's a certain aroma bound to be associated with bulls in a shed methinks..

cant think what though..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ay ill join ur crew we'll be ombrase

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The one man bull gangbang ex shed crew

there's a certain aroma bound to be associated with bulls in a shed methinks..

cant think what though..

Im the bull in the gangbang shed

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

Hey homey juw in da wrong crew .juw godda wok eeet out for yo self maan . .....

did I get the lyrics right ? Im not sure im a little old for this I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey homey juw in da wrong crew .juw godda wok eeet out for yo self maan . .....

did I get the lyrics right ? Im not sure im a little old for this I think

U might be a little old but ur body banging so doeant matter wt come out ur mouth :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tbh it doesnt look like its gonna happen anymore

Just when I was gonna put my name down as well

Is there a space on his 'free pussy' Where you write your name?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I cn make it but people dont seem interested :///"

can't imagine why.....lol.

I have arranged a few if you want any advice. But I'm nowhere near Northampton.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeeaah the more help the better :P

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

"Tbh it doesnt look like its gonna happen anymore

Just when I was gonna put my name down as well

Is there a space on his 'free pussy' Where you write your name? "

He's got a free pussy ??? Wow .is that free as in surplus to requirements?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I swear dwn i just keep getting hornier every time i gt on this site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tbh it doesnt look like its gonna happen anymore

Just when I was gonna put my name down as well

Is there a space on his 'free pussy' Where you write your name?

He's got a free pussy ??? Wow .is that free as

in surplus to requirements?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't stop laughing "

me too im a bit cofused lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I swear dwn i just keep getting hornier every time i gt on this site "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Okay so once again any female looking.2 get fucked inbox me

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd like to ask the One man gangbang Shed crew if this shed is a bit like the Tardis. If it is too small a shed, we may not all squeeze in, so I'm hoping it has an extension.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I swear dwn i just keep getting hornier every time i gt on this site "

Mate...at what point are you going to realise that people are just taking the piss???,

lol!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

From the start when they started moking it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Okay so once again any female looking.2 get fucked inbox me

When you have reached puberty. .. ??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I swear dwn i just keep getting hornier every time i gt on this site "

Fair play to you mate, that was a good effort, if it helps you can put my name down, Iam always up for hoe down in a shed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like to ask the One man gangbang Shed crew if this shed is a bit like the Tardis. If it is too small a shed, we may not all squeeze in, so I'm hoping it has an extension.

Yeaah got the whole of the garden the shed is in :'D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to ask the One man gangbang Shed crew if this shed is a bit like the Tardis. If it is too small a shed, we may not all squeeze in, so I'm hoping it has an extension.

we could all pile on top of each other :-

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No bodytakes thr younger generation seriously

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"Well you did try you've had this thread up 21 minutes so at least you have it a go "

...and they say the young have no patience!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

How about a show of hands as to who thinks the OP should change his name to:

The One man gangbang Shed crew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No bodytakes thr younger generation seriously

No 'bodies' round here!

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By *asterSheffMan over a year ago

Rotherham

"How about a show of hands as to who thinks the OP should change his name to:

The One man gangbang Shed crew

"Nobody knows or understands"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about a show of hands as to who thinks the OP should change his name to:

The One man gangbang Shed crew

Can we put two up as we're a couple please Tina?

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"I swear dwn i just keep getting hornier every time i gt on this site

Mate...at what point are you going to realise that people are just taking the piss???,

lol!!!!!"

Aaah, he's young he'll get there...eventually!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How about a show of hands as to who thinks the OP should change his name to:

The One man gangbang Shed crew

Icnt im not a supporter

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"How about a show of hands as to who thinks the OP should change his name to:

The One man gangbang Shed crew

Can we put two up as we're a couple please Tina?

Yes, but you may want to use lube

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By *punkloverCouple over a year ago

hatfield

If anything, this had made me smile too much already xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If anything, this had made me smile too much already xx"

I like 2 spread the joy of happiness ygm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about a show of hands as to who thinks the OP should change his name to:

The One man gangbang Shed crew

Can we put two up as we're a couple please Tina?

Yes, but you may want to use lube

Noted

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"So your the one man gangbang shed crew "

Istead of gan namg style you could be gangbang style,

I ve got that stuck in my head now

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"If anything, this had made me smile too much already xx"

...it's certainly tickled my funny bone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about a show of hands as to who thinks the OP should change his name to:

The One man gangbang Shed crew

Can we put two up as we're a couple please Tina?

can we put two up as well please cant leave mr out

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By *47smithMan over a year ago

braintree

pls give the guy a break......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So your the one man gangbang shed crew

Istead of gan namg style you could be gangbang style,

I ve got that stuck in my head now

,, "

Whoop dem gangbang style

:')

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"pls give the guy a break......"

I need no break im enjoying this

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Just had a look in my shed. If we are going to use it in my neck of the Northamptonshire woods, to misquote Chief Brody

"We"re gonna need a bigger shed!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So your the one man gangbang shed crew

I laughed at that

So did I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If anything, this had made me smile too much already xx

...it's certainly tickled my funny bone

and mine bless him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If anything, this had made me smile too much already xx

...it's certainly tickled my funny bone

and mine bless him

Is he above the age of consent? ?????

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

Im laughing so hard I think a little bit of wee came out .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If anything, this had made me smile too much already xx

...it's certainly tickled my funny bone

and mine bless him

Is he above the age of consent? ?????

just I think but out of my age range

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seeingas u lot still viewing this post

Someone might aswell help me get a more attractive profile

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Your tagline when you advertise gangbangs could be: Have shed, will travel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im laughing so hard I think a little bit of wee came out .

now that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your tagline when you advertise gangbangs could be: Have shed, will travel.

I second that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your tagline when you advertise gangbangs could be: Have shed, will travel.

Or shed on the go ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When threads (in sheds) go bad........

Stomach hurt from laughing having read it top to bottom in one go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your tagline when you advertise gangbangs could be: Have shed, will travel.

Or shed on the go ?

Shed with a bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your tagline when you advertise gangbangs could be: Have shed, will travel.

Or shed on the go ?

Shed with a bed"

Shed with a bed if u get in mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your tagline when you advertise gangbangs could be: Have shed, will travel.

Or shed on the go ?

Shed with a bed"

Or has it got a bed nobody knows

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

@ this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pls give the guy a break......

I need no break im enjoying this

Your ability to laugh with people will stand you in good shed.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

"pls give the guy a break......

I need no break im enjoying this

You took it as it looked, most were a gentle ribbing about the shed comment.

Stick around

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Posting on here is exgausting im hungry now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need to eat some pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pls give the guy a break......

I need no break im enjoying this

Your ability to laugh with people will stand you in good shed.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This is getting a shed load of laughs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it a wooden shed ? Just thinking of possible splinters

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a wooden shed ? Just thinking of possible splinters "

Dw ill pad.it with bubble wrap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need to eat some pussy

Do you have a local Korean restaurant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need to eat some pussy

Do you have a local Korean restaurant? "

I actually think we do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As amusing as this is I must go and do some work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I expect that he also partakes in a little B&D in his shed....albeit Black and Decker!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a practical, thoughtful young man! A shed would the perfect place for a gangbang...plenty of garden twine for those who fancy a bit of light bondage. A watering can for watersports lovers. Canes for a bit of bottom thrashing. A nice pair of wellies for those who appreciate rubber gear. And is that a fishing rod I can see or are you just pleased to see us? No, stop mocking the lad....he's doing his best. Well done you!!! Now run along and tidy your shedroom.

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By *utzzCouple over a year ago

wrexham

"I expect that he also partakes in a little B&D in his shed....albeit Black and Decker!!"
50 sheds of grey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ribs hurt!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello, channel five? I have an idea for a reality show it's called the one man gangbang shed bull show

Yeah I know the title is a bit long but.....

I am sure Leo sayer would love to sing the title song

Yeah moving it to a different town each week sounds a brilliant idea

The one man gangbang roadshow.

Now we are talking

Who's hosting? What about an ex radio1 dj?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tbh just one 19 yr old and thats me but guus are easier 2 find than girls

Put a sign out side saying free pussy and the whole town will turn up :D"

Think you'll find this won't be as easy to organise as you think, largely due to number people that say they will attend and don't. You would be better off asking to join already formed gangbang groups

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ribs hurt! "

And mine!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Since I am a supporter I am considering changing my name to gangbang shed crew.

This thread is getting a bit full of bullshed. I'm loving the bubble wrap idea though. Imagine the sight & sound from outside as loads of guys try to fuck some chick in a tiny shed lined with bubble wrap. It would be like watching a bag of popcorn about to explode.

*pop pop pop shake shake pop pop shake 'ow that's my leg dude' pop pop shake 'get your elbow off my dick' pop pop*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a practical, thoughtful young man! A shed would the perfect place for a gangbang...plenty of garden twine for those who fancy a bit of light bondage. A watering can for watersports lovers. Canes for a bit of bottom thrashing. A nice pair of wellies for those who appreciate rubber gear. And is that a fishing rod I can see or are you just pleased to see us? No, stop mocking the lad....he's doing his best. Well done you!!! Now run along and tidy your shedroom.

This thread has to be the funniest seen so far

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

This thread has been the funniest yet .fare play to the lad he even has a great sense of humour . But you know what I think he may just have stumble on to something . We've had dogging..... now I give you shedding. I can see it now garden sheds all over the country surrounded by guys desperately trying to peer through the window while beating their cock silly to the sound of popping bubble wrap ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread has been the funniest yet .fare play to the lad he even has a great sense of humour . But you know what I think he may just have stumble on to something . We've had dogging..... now I give you shedding. I can see it now garden sheds all over the country surrounded by guys desperately trying to peer through the window while beating their cock silly to the sound of popping bubble wrap ....

It will all end up badly. The shed will get blown up and set fire to the fence like in men behaving badly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The guy's real name isn't Tony is it ?

It will all end up badly. The shed will get blown up and set fire to the fence like in men behaving badly."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tbh just one 19 yr old and thats me but guus are easier 2 find than girls

Put a sign out side saying free pussy and the whole town will turn up :D

Where will i find these formed gangbang groups?groups?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

B&Q and Homebase will never be the same.

...just a little request. Can you include some windows in this shed? Some of us do like to watch you know.

Imagine all the cramps everyone will get once they're in the shed. I have the tiger balm ready for your muscles and my nimble fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was off to look at a new shed today thought I only wanted it big enough fo tools etc.now I need to re think the size as this has given me ideas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was off to look at a new shed today thought I only wanted it big enough fo tools etc.now I need to re think the size as this has given me ideas.

Remember i get the first invite yeah for any ideas.invvolving a shed

That goes for anyone viewing this post :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone seen the price of sheds these days!! Ludicrous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was off to look at a new shed today thought I only wanted it big enough fo tools etc.now I need to re think the size as this has given me ideas.

Remember i get the first invite yeah for any ideas.invvolving a shed

That goes for anyone viewing this post :D"

does that include my gardening as all my gardening bits are in my shed at the moment lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone seen the price of sheds these days!! Ludicrous

still cheaper to have a party at home there are so expensive

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

"I was off to look at a new shed today thought I only wanted it big enough fo tools etc.now I need to re think the size as this has given me ideas.

lol

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was off to look at a new shed today thought I only wanted it big enough fo tools etc.now I need to re think the size as this has given me ideas.

Remember i get the first invite yeah for any ideas.invvolving a shed

That goes for anyone viewing this post :D

does that include my gardening as all my gardening bits are in my shed at the moment lol"

Yeaa if we can have fun after ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lmfao sarcastic bastards! Atleast he's trying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone seen the price of sheds these days!! Ludicrous

still cheaper to have a party at home there are so expensive

I'm thinking splinters?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't laughed this hard all day......

Oh I wish you the best of luck, young fella! I hope you'll get to bang with a gang in a shed some day..... You deserve it. Good effort

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tbh id settle for anything now :'D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lmfao sarcastic bastards! Atleast he's trying "

See these posts can go either way. Had the OP been defensive it might have been a car crash, but it's probably the best PR he could ask for because he joined in and it's shown him to be responsive, able to laugh at his predicament and mature enough to roll with the punches. That already sets him apart.

All he needs to do now is change his name as suggested.

He's laid some great foundations......

On which to place a lovely shed.

Hope somebody does come forward with some helpful advice, OP deserves it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeeaahh wt devilinus said :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeeaahh wt devilinus said :P"

Make sure you take pictures of the shed when you organise it.

You can play that song 'Timber' by whatever his name is in the background whilst the banging of the nails take place.

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

The shed is in my background

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The shed is in my background

Hahaha we got the shed gangbangers started watch us grow we have lines of people wanting to get in.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"Lmfao sarcastic bastards! Atleast he's trying

All he needs to do now is change his name as suggested.

He's laid some great foundations......

On which to place a lovely shed.

Hope somebody does come forward with some helpful advice, OP deserves it.

This!!!

Op has a great attitude and sense of humour. He will need the shed load of guys as security to hold back the ladies!

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Lmfao sarcastic bastards! Atleast he's trying

All he needs to do now is change his name as suggested.

He's laid some great foundations......

On which to place a lovely shed.

Hope somebody does come forward with some helpful advice, OP deserves it.

This!!!

Op has a great attitude and sense of humour. He will need the shed load of guys as security to hold back the ladies!

well I work in security.. and have a shed... double point score for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This!!!

Op has a great attitude and sense of humour. He will need the shed load of guys as security to hold back the ladies!

Yeaahh u know what i really do wish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just tried googling "shed gangbang"

Its already been done, and videos to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man with a shed;

Thought it would help get girls into bed;

He was a young bull;

And was desperate to pull;

But he had to get home to his Mam to get fed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Damn it now ive lost this idea need to brain storm for something else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn it now ive lost this idea need to brain storm for something else"

Greenhouse??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn it now ive lost this idea need to brain storm for something else

Greenhouse??

U might just have stumbled up on something anyone up for.it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn it now ive lost this idea need to brain storm for something else

Greenhouse??

U might just have stumbled up on something anyone up for.it

Well it certainly appeals more than a shed to the voyeurs and exhibitionists alike.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hey all

welcome to my profile.

im the one man gangbang shed crew and have i got something in store for you.

im a 19 year old balck and decker fella, with a thick 8" drill bit, suitable for wood, masonry or flesh.

m also useful at landscaping, particularly trimming grass and filling gaps. so whether you want to be hammered, packed or filled, give your one man gangbang crew a shout and i will try and fit you in a week on tuesday.

also available for bull work, although i wont deal with any old cows (or i will as preferences dont count when it comes to a shag)

anyone else wanna add anything to the OPs new profile?

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Damn it now ive lost this idea need to brain storm for something else

Greenhouse??

U might just have stumbled up on something anyone up for.it

Well it certainly appeals more than a shed to the voyeurs and exhibitionists alike.

it certainly does

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hey all

welcome to my profile.

im the one man gangbang shed crew and have i got something in store for you.

im a 19 year old balck and decker fella, with a thick 8" drill bit, suitable for wood, masonry or flesh.

also available for bull work, although i wont deal with any old cows (or i will as preferences dont count when it comes to a shag)

anyone else wanna add anything to the OPs new profile?"

Thats very creative i might have 2 us parts of it thanks for the inspiration

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think he should change his name to Shedbull12

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a big ..... shed. Concrete, insulated, heat and lighting. All mod cons. But nowhere near Northampton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hey all

welcome to my profile.

im the one man gangbang shed crew and have i got something in store for you.

im a 19 year old balck and decker fella, with a thick 8" drill bit, suitable for wood, masonry or flesh.

also available for bull work, although i wont deal with any old cows (or i will as preferences dont count when it comes to a shag)

anyone else wanna add anything to the OPs new profile?

Thats very creative i might have 2 us parts of it thanks for the inspiration

I really would use it!

Got to be better than

"Just an ordinary guy looking for fun. Want to know more message me"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a big ..... shed. Concrete, insulated, heat and lighting. All mod cons. But nowhere near Northampton

And a big greenhouse next to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can someone check my profile

What else would i need 2 add

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tbh just one 19 yr old and thats me but guus are easier 2 find than girls

Put a sign out side saying free pussy and the whole town will turn up :D"

You have obviously never organised a gang bang before then? If you had 10 guys say they would be there at best you might have two actually turn up.

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

I was just wondering is it fifty sheds of grey by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn it now ive lost this idea need to brain storm for something else

Greenhouse??

Shall we organise a forum social in Kew Gardens? Loads of greenhouses and sheds there.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

"There was a young man with a shed;

Thought it would help get girls into bed;

He was a young bull;

And was desperate to pull;

But he had to get home to his Mam to get fed.

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"I'd like to ask the One man gangbang Shed crew if this shed is a bit like the Tardis. If it is too small a shed, we may not all squeeze in, so I'm hoping it has an extension.

Right, well, as (self appointed) Head of Fab Elf n Safety, I have to step in here!

I can see a number of issues that will have to be addressed before I can sign your mandatory "Certificate of Bonkworthyness", your "Non-permanent Dwelling Multiple Occupancy" documents, and your "Fire Safety" certificates.

To start, have you assessed the maximum permitted occupancy of the dwelling/building? Or will people be held in a queuing system and only allowed entry when someone else leaves?

Do you have trained first-aider available?

Are there adequate fire exits, properly marked?

If food is to be served/provided, do you have a food hygiene certificate?

Will you use Stewards or Marshalls, and will they be provided with regulation Hi-Viz appropriately marked?

Have you carried out a risk assessment, and padded any potential hazards?

Will the "bonkee/s" be working a shift system, or will they be able to take breaks at regular intervals?

My my, the list goes on, but lets deal with these issues first shall we?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tbh just one 19 yr old and thats me but guus are easier 2 find than girls

Put a sign out side saying free pussy and the whole town will turn up :D"

hahaha

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys"

Really?

So why was a shed mentioned then?

Or is this a clever ruse to avoid having to fill in the paperwork, by calling it something other than a shed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If u read thebthread ull get all the info u need

Itll be very long.explaining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys

Really?

So why was a shed mentioned then?

Or is this a clever ruse to avoid having to fill in the paperwork, by calling it something other than a shed?

It's like the jaffa cake/biscuit debate, it'll just rumble on.

Shed/Greenhouse, what's it to be Elf and Safety man??

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"If u read thebthread ull get all the info u need

Itll be very long.explaining"

Well, I hate to be a pedant.... but...

You mentioned shed in your OP, and confirmed that a shedload of guys could be arranged a couple of posts later... so, you cant dodge it sunshine!

So, I'll cut you a deal, seeing as I like you, I'll do the paperwork for you, come measure up, check the light levels and all that guff, and, if I get first dibs in the gangbang, and my own plate of nibbles off the buffet before anyone else, I'll do it mates rates... how's that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If u read thebthread ull get all the info u need

Itll be very long.explaining

Well, I hate to be a pedant.... but...

You mentioned shed in your OP, and confirmed that a shedload of guys could be arranged a couple of posts later... so, you cant dodge it sunshine!

U want to know something funny i am the shed load of guys, so if you wanna come down.here i wont mind pounding you.

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys

Really?

So why was a shed mentioned then?

Or is this a clever ruse to avoid having to fill in the paperwork, by calling it something other than a shed?

It's like the jaffa cake/biscuit debate, it'll just rumble on.

Shed/Greenhouse, what's it to be Elf and Safety man??"

Now, see... theres the rub, if its a greenhouse above a certain size, it falls into the category of being for "Industrial/Farming" use... and that opens up a whole other can of worms with regards to "Working Times Regs" the "Elf n Safety at Work Act" (not to be confused with the "Hobbits, Fairies and Pixies home-workers Directives").

It's a minefield for the unwary!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys

Really?

So why was a shed mentioned then?

Or is this a clever ruse to avoid having to fill in the paperwork, by calling it something other than a shed?

It's like the jaffa cake/biscuit debate, it'll just rumble on.

Shed/Greenhouse, what's it to be Elf and Safety man??

It's a minefield for the unwary!

Informative, I think you've pulled btw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys

Really?

So why was a shed mentioned then?

Or is this a clever ruse to avoid having to fill in the paperwork, by calling it something other than a shed?

It's like the jaffa cake/biscuit debate, it'll just rumble on.

Shed/Greenhouse, what's it to be Elf and Safety man??

It's a minefield for the unwary!

If its a mine field ill fuk u through it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys

Really?

So why was a shed mentioned then?

Or is this a clever ruse to avoid having to fill in the paperwork, by calling it something other than a shed?

It's like the jaffa cake/biscuit debate, it'll just rumble on.

Shed/Greenhouse, what's it to be Elf and Safety man??

It's a minefield for the unwary!

Informative, I think you've pulled btw.

Even if i have wales is too far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys

Really?

So why was a shed mentioned then?

Or is this a clever ruse to avoid having to fill in the paperwork, by calling it something other than a shed?

It's like the jaffa cake/biscuit debate, it'll just rumble on.

Shed/Greenhouse, what's it to be Elf and Safety man??

It's a minefield for the unwary!

If its a mine field ill fuk u through it"

Oh OP you are so funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys

Really?

So why was a shed mentioned then?

Or is this a clever ruse to avoid having to fill in the paperwork, by calling it something other than a shed?

It's like the jaffa cake/biscuit debate, it'll just rumble on.

Shed/Greenhouse, what's it to be Elf and Safety man??

It's a minefield for the unwary!

If its a mine field ill fuk u through it

Oh OP you are so funny.

Why thank you ur naking me blush

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys

Really?

So why was a shed mentioned then?

Or is this a clever ruse to avoid having to fill in the paperwork, by calling it something other than a shed?

It's like the jaffa cake/biscuit debate, it'll just rumble on.

Shed/Greenhouse, what's it to be Elf and Safety man??

It's a minefield for the unwary!

Informative, I think you've pulled btw.

Yes, he does seem keen, I'm not sure whether to break it to him that I'm the hairy-arsed 16 stone lump male half of the couple, or let him carry on.

Or maybe, he knows, and I'll have to be careful if I ever drop the soap in "Shedsville"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys

Really?

So why was a shed mentioned then?

Or is this a clever ruse to avoid having to fill in the paperwork, by calling it something other than a shed?

It's like the jaffa cake/biscuit debate, it'll just rumble on.

Shed/Greenhouse, what's it to be Elf and Safety man??

It's a minefield for the unwary!

Informative, I think you've pulled btw.

Yes, he does seem keen, I'm not sure whether to break it to him that I'm the hairy-arsed 16 stone lump male half of the couple, or let him carry on.

Or maybe, he knows, and I'll have to be careful if I ever drop the soap in "Shedsville"?

Okay now feeling disturbed

but what the hey a little.bit of banter doesnt harm anybody

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"No body is really going to be in a shed no health and safety needed, apart from jonnys

Really?

So why was a shed mentioned then?

Or is this a clever ruse to avoid having to fill in the paperwork, by calling it something other than a shed?

It's like the jaffa cake/biscuit debate, it'll just rumble on.

Shed/Greenhouse, what's it to be Elf and Safety man??

It's a minefield for the unwary!

If its a mine field ill fuk u through it"

Hmmmmm, so, not so much a gangbang... as a gang-KA-BOOOOM!

(Bows) Eyethankewe!

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