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2 days off and cant get a meet
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By *thyorksCouple
over a year ago
ROTHERHAM |
"When you get 54 messages within half an hour of being online, half of which say 'hi, how r u?' and the other half say 'fancy fuking me now?', then I'll call you lucky too."
Not quite that many for us but if we just log on anytime late.
It's 'fancy a fck ' or 'how r u doin' ?
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"ffs its hard for a guy to get a meer you ladies are lucky lol"
I find this song by George Formby always helps...
"Now, I know I'm not handsome
No good looks or wealth
But the girls I chase say my plain face
Will compromise their health
Now, I know fellahs worse than me
Bow-legged and boss-eyed
Walking out with lovely women
Clinging to their side
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Look at Empress Josephine
The most attractive woman that ever was seen
Yet Napoleon, short and fat
Captivates a lovely looking girl like that
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Last night I went out walking
My intentions were to click
But the sights I saw while walking out
They nearly made me sick
I saw a lot of lovely girls
Attractive little dears
Arm in arm with ugly men
With cauliflower ears
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
What can the attraction be
That's the thing that always starts to worry me
Although I haven't got a bean
I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Now, I went on my holidays
Down to the gay seaside
I saw a lot of things there
Being hidden by the tide
The way the women jumped around
The men there in the sea
Made me think that there
Is still a good chance left for me
'Cause if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Of all the shapes and sizes there
I've got a chance of clicking yet, I do declare
Oh, I don't want to be a nark
I saw a lot of things below the water mark
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Take Lord Nelson with one limb
Lady William Hamilton, she fell for him
With one eye and one arm gone west
She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always the same, a guy with a hidden veri thinks he's on instashag, moans he can't get a meet after 2 weeks. No wonder guys get a bad name"
What about couples and ladies who hide their veris?
Why would he give guys a bad name? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always the same, a guy with a hidden veri thinks he's on instashag, moans he can't get a meet after 2 weeks. No wonder guys get a bad name
What about couples and ladies who hide their veris?
Why would he give guys a bad name?"
thx sue hun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teh ratio is 400 men to 1 woman, its normal for single lads to have no meets for months, consider u lucky if u can fuck one within 2 years lol."
What are you basing those statistics and timescales on? |
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