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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This is question for men really. If you were out camping and woke up next mornin wit a condom up your ass would you tell any one

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By *aith boyMan  over a year ago

Worthing

why would you like to go camping with me if i didnt tell !!?....... the word is arse.. we are Brits... not yanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Last I check Donegal was in Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes. There world be an elaborate back story involving copious quantities of booze and my party trick - the 'fart filled balloon'...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do Bears practice safe sex now ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well they do say 'if you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well as long as he doesnt reach round the front..have you seen those Claws jeeez

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Is no one goin ans the question

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is question for men really. If you were out camping and woke up next mornin wit a condom up your ass would you tell any one"

No I wouldn't tell anybody,and no I don't want to go camping!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Well they do say 'if you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!'"

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By *kin BohnerMan  over a year ago

derby

I am sat here wondering how on earth a condom can get there without waking the sleeping person...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is question for men really. If you were out camping and woke up next mornin wit a condom up your ass would you tell any one"

Who had the condom in there ass? The male or the female? Would I tell? I dunno, depends on circumstances as to how it got there, from sex with another guy, from mates pissing about on a d*unken night, you need to elaborate if want serious answers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is question for men really. If you were out camping and woke up next mornin wit a condom up your ass would you tell any one

Who had the condom in there ass? The male or the female? Would I tell? I dunno, depends on circumstances as to how it got there, from sex with another guy, from mates pissing about on a d*unken night, you need to elaborate if want serious answers"

Its pretty obvious!!You are supposed to say no I wouldn't tell anybody,then his reply is ok fancy going camping!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is question for men really. If you were out camping and woke up next mornin wit a condom up your ass would you tell any one

Who had the condom in there ass? The male or the female? Would I tell? I dunno, depends on circumstances as to how it got there, from sex with another guy, from mates pissing about on a d*unken night, you need to elaborate if want serious answers"

Its a very, very,very,very very,very old joke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"why would you like to go camping with me if i didnt tell !!?....... the word is arse.. we are Brits... not yanks

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not everyone in the forums is british

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ill bet Peter Kay is shitting himself

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By *uywithaSmileMan  over a year ago

Rossendale

Fuck was I d*unk last night. I definitely don't remember eating that!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is question for men really. If you were out camping and woke up next mornin wit a condom up your ass would you tell any one"

But why does this have to be a question restricted to men?

How discriminating - I demand the equal right to go camping and wake up and find a well-used condom (or two) up my bum!!!!

In fact, I'd quite like to.... and then spend the next day wondering what naughty things happened to me while I was sleeping....

Is that so wrong...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is question for men really. If you were out camping and woke up next mornin wit a condom up your ass would you tell any one"

is this something that has happend to you ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry to piss on the parade but its a very old joke people lol.....

"If you were out camping and woke up next morning with a condom up your ass would you tell anyone ? "

" No "

" Wanna go camping ? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right ok it is an old joke but just because you heard it before don't mean every one has so don't need to be pissy bout it. . Oh the reason it only for men is because women wouldn't really freak out as much as guys would if it were to happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"why would you like to go camping with me if i didnt tell !!?....... the word is arse.. we are Brits... not yanks

not everyone in the forums is british "

Don't be racist lol speaking of

I once had a guy calling me racist because I a

Couldn't pronounce his name. , stupid fool. So I just made him madder and left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry to piss on the parade but its a very old joke people lol.....

"If you were out camping and woke up next morning with a condom up your ass would you tell anyone ? "

" No "

" Wanna go camping ? "

"

Must be an old joke then, because not one i've ever heard pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well they do say 'if you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!'"


"Fuck was I d*unk last night. I definitely don't remember eating that!!

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These are way better than the original punch line, keep it up guys!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is question for men really. If you were out camping and woke up next mornin wit a condom up your ass would you tell any one"

On a slight tangent, my work colleagues and I placed a fun size mars bar between the cheeks of a very d*unk friend after a debauched works do and he still hasn't told us to this day...i imagine making the hotel bed up was a tad cringeworthy...gutted we missed the excitement of him thinking he'd shit the bed

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