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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh my god
An ex text me this morning
My phone left him a 13min sex voicemail last night
All I can say is
Thank god my phone did not ring my dad!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?
No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning
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I still don't get it....never mind  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?
No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning
I still don't get it....never mind "
I somehow rang him during a session and he didn't pick up as was about midnight so it went to voicemail so he had an interesting listen this morning ......
Get it now ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still don't get it....never mind "
I don't get it either...How would your phone dial a number by itself whilst you were busy having sex? Where was the phone whilst you were 'busy'?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a keylock on phone so dont knock ur phone on,my stepdad left me a voicemail of him peeing in staff loo and chatting to someone,played it to him,was amusing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I still don't get it....never mind
I don't get it either...How would your phone dial a number by itself whilst you were busy having sex? Where was the phone whilst you were 'busy'? "
Fecking hell lol
Obviously my phone was on the sofa and I somehow pressed a number
Christ this is mental how can people not understand ....
You never had a pocket voicemail ?!!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a keylock on phone so dont knock ur phone on,my stepdad left me a voicemail of him peeing in staff loo and chatting to someone,played it to him,was amusing "
Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?
No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning
I still don't get it....never mind
I somehow rang him during a session and he didn't pick up as was about midnight so it went to voicemail so he had an interesting listen this morning ......
Get it now ?"
Well to be fair your OP said your phone left a sex voicemail. I'm glad it wasn't just me who couldn't work it out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still don't get it....never mind
I don't get it either...How would your phone dial a number by itself whilst you were busy having sex? Where was the phone whilst you were 'busy'?
Fecking hell lol
Obviously my phone was on the sofa and I somehow pressed a number
Christ this is mental how can people not understand ....
You never had a pocket voicemail ?!!?"
No which is why I didn't understand it......but thanks for getting so het up about my mentality |
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suggest not have speed dials on phones either.
got caught out that way before similar.
was getting dick sucked as getting trousers pulled down in bedroom and stood on touchscreen phone in trousers as kicked them off.
wife heard everything for next hour till went to get phone to set alarm for morning and seen connected? big fuckin OOOOOps
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?
No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning
I still don't get it....never mind
I somehow rang him during a session and he didn't pick up as was about midnight so it went to voicemail so he had an interesting listen this morning ......
Get it now ?"
How did it turn off?
13 minutes seems like a very random voice mail max message length |
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"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?
No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning
I still don't get it....never mind
I somehow rang him during a session and he didn't pick up as was about midnight so it went to voicemail so he had an interesting listen this morning ......
Get it now ?
Well to be fair your OP said your phone left a sex voicemail. I'm glad it wasn't just me who couldn't work it out!"
Same here - originally it read that the phone had somehow automatically left some sort of pre-recorded message, not that the OP had inadvertently done it, and the proceedings had been recorded by her ex's voicemail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a keylock on phone so dont knock ur phone on,my stepdad left me a voicemail of him peeing in staff loo and chatting to someone,played it to him,was amusing
Ha ha "
I knew what she ment because of above,i dont remember how long my message was,but heard peeing,chatting and then clunking about When got back on with work,hope ur ex found the funny side i know i did,he put a keylock on after that,it was only because i was last person he called night before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?
No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning
I still don't get it....never mind
I somehow rang him during a session and he didn't pick up as was about midnight so it went to voicemail so he had an interesting listen this morning ......
Get it now ?
Well to be fair your OP said your phone left a sex voicemail. I'm glad it wasn't just me who couldn't work it out!
Same here - originally it read that the phone had somehow automatically left some sort of pre-recorded message, not that the OP had inadvertently done it, and the proceedings had been recorded by her ex's voicemail."
Thank you.....I knew I wasn't mentally impaired
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?
No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning
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This confused me. I thought I knew what you were talking about until you said this.
I assumed you had to have been having sex and accidentally dialled but then you said no that's not what happened.
I couldn't understand how your 'phone could leave a "sex message" by itself!
I get it now but I'm not surprised others were confused. I was too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?
No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning
This confused me. I thought I knew what you were talking about until you said this.
I assumed you had to have been having sex and accidentally dialled but then you said no that's not what happened.
I couldn't understand how your 'phone could leave a "sex message" by itself!
I get it now but I'm not surprised others were confused. I was too."
Read my post lol
Yes the phone somehow rang him and he got a nice voicemail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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These things happen. Phones have evil minds.
I managed to reply to my daughters text instead of the guy I was meeting in a hotel. I told him which room number and to just grab the key card I'd left at reception and to come straight up. In a way it was lucky I used his name. She believed me when i said he was one of several of us room sharing on our lads night out. If it had been a girls name I couldn't have explained that so easily.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't understand this. You had sex for a full 13 mins ? This just seems ridiculously over exaggerated. Surly you mean 3 mins lol. Xx"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did your ex laugh about it or was he jealous ?"
He said he knew immediately what I was up to lol
I was embarrassed and he said did I take photos pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So he wasn't bothered then 
Well at least nobody got hurt
So did you take photos ? Lol
No ha ha "
Just to back you up on the 13 min thing .... I had very similar thing happen to me .... I knew id tried to leave a quick message but hadnt realised it was still recording and 15 mins later we suddenly hear the phone say .... you have 5 seconds left of recording !!!!
The guy who got the message said it said 15 mins !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So he wasn't bothered then
Well at least nobody got hurt
So did you take photos ? Lol
No ha ha
Just to back you up on the 13 min thing .... I had very similar thing happen to me .... I knew id tried to leave a quick message but hadnt realised it was still recording and 15 mins later we suddenly hear the phone say .... you have 5 seconds left of recording !!!!
The guy who got the message said it said 15 mins !!!! "
Lol oooops I would copy and paste my call log if I could
Believe me my phone is gonna be well away next time I decide to be naughty lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Call me next time lol
Ha ha ha
He said he knew what was happening as soon as he heard it
I'd say your phone was purposely used by whom you were having sex with "
Ha ha ha nah |
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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago
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"Call me next time lol
Ha ha ha
He said he knew what was happening as soon as he heard it
I'd say your phone was purposely used by whom you were having sex with "
you seriously need to lock your phone when guys are with you it could of been done on purpose . The guy would of purposely rang a number off your phone whilst your head was deep in the pillow in ecstasy and he was probably getting off on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Call me next time lol
Ha ha ha
He said he knew what was happening as soon as he heard it
I'd say your phone was purposely used by whom you were having sex with you seriously need to lock your phone when guys are with you it could of been done on purpose . The guy would of purposely rang a number off your phone whilst your head was deep in the pillow in ecstasy and he was probably getting off on it "
No my ex what sapped me earlier and I would of accidentally rang him
My phone is locked with a pin and I have a new phone which you know that anyway
He bloody did nothing wrong so shut it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your fone is locked with a pin ???? During sex it unlocks and calls your ex, aye rite!!!! Alert attention seeker among us!!!! "
Yes I had my whatsap open lol
Christ almighty
What is wrong with people lol
I would suggest people know me well enough to know I am far from an attention seeker
Pah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really surprised that more people haven't had voicemails left where the phone has been activated by mistake, not everyone pin locks their phone
I've had plenty of 'pocket' ones where they're kinda muffled but u can hear the person.
made me laugh anyway |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"So you were having sex and your phone dialled your ex and he heard it?
No it's rang him and left a voicemail which he picked up this morning
This confused me. I thought I knew what you were talking about until you said this.
I assumed you had to have been having sex and accidentally dialled but then you said no that's not what happened.
I couldn't understand how your 'phone could leave a "sex message" by itself!
I get it now but I'm not surprised others were confused. I was too.
Read my post lol
Yes the phone somehow rang him and he got a nice voicemail "
I did read your posts but it took a while before it became clear what you meant. I'm not surprised that others were confused. You weren't very clear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know someone who was once fucking a bird other than his 'girlfriend' and his phone dialled her. And she heard everything, and i mean everything.
I'm guessing he had a lot of explaining to do lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why the hell would you have your ex's number, let alone have it in such a way it can be dialled by pressing 1 button.
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Why wouldn't I lol we are mates he had what sapped me
Do people not stay mates with their ex lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a German dom friend who uses whattsapp
He sent a text meant for me to a work colleague ( a guy) the content was very explicit.
The opening line alone was bad enough
'Meine Fotze' which means 'my c**t' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a German dom friend who uses whattsapp
He sent a text meant for me to a work colleague ( a guy) the content was very explicit.
The opening line alone was bad enough
'Meine Fotze' which means 'my c**t'"
Ha ha ha ha ooooops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why the hell would you have your ex's number, let alone have it in such a way it can be dialled by pressing 1 button.
Why wouldn't I lol we are mates he had what sapped me
Do people not stay mates with their ex lol "
generally not.
it makes for very awkward situations when one or other of you is horny/d*unk and makes a booty call, which i actually suspect is why you are still friends with your ex. lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why the hell would you have your ex's number, let alone have it in such a way it can be dialled by pressing 1 button.
Why wouldn't I lol we are mates he had what sapped me
Do people not stay mates with their ex lol
generally not.
it makes for very awkward situations when one or other of you is horny/d*unk and makes a booty call, which i actually suspect is why you are still friends with your ex. lol."
No lol we known each other for about twenty years that's why we are friends
Hold on why am I explaining ....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why the hell would you have your ex's number, let alone have it in such a way it can be dialled by pressing 1 button.
Why wouldn't I lol we are mates he had what sapped me
Do people not stay mates with their ex lol
generally not.
it makes for very awkward situations when one or other of you is horny/d*unk and makes a booty call, which i actually suspect is why you are still friends with your ex. lol.
No lol we known each other for about twenty years that's why we are friends
Hold on why am I explaining ....
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No need to explain. You had a laugh about it. He had a wank about it. (maybe?!)
Smile.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why the hell would you have your ex's number, let alone have it in such a way it can be dialled by pressing 1 button.
Why wouldn't I lol we are mates he had what sapped me
Do people not stay mates with their ex lol
generally not.
it makes for very awkward situations when one or other of you is horny/d*unk and makes a booty call, which i actually suspect is why you are still friends with your ex. lol.
No lol we known each other for about twenty years that's why we are friends
Hold on why am I explaining ....
No need to explain. You had a laugh about it. He had a wank about it. (maybe?!)
Smile. "
Thank you lol
I am laughing now
My best friend thinks it's hilarious
Phone is switched off tonight lol |
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