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Everyone has their different ideas about what's weird sexually. I'm pretty open minded (I think lol) but was recently shocked when somebody contacted me asking me to shag him while he sniffed his wives and daughter in laws dirty knickers. After showing my distain he said it was ok as his daughter in law was 20.
What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here? |
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"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter 
Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!
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It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!! |
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"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter
Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!
It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!!"
He tried , but the op turned him down !  |
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"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter
Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!
It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!!
He tried , but the op turned him down ! "
I mean't about the guy who asked him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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On the category of odd but harmless I have been asked to eat cold beans off a pussy before (hate cold beans  yuk ) and to conduct cunniligus on my ex-gf clit through the holes of a cold potato waffle. Don't ask cause I don't know why. maybe she'd seen 9.5 weeks and we were but poor students lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter
Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!
It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!!
He tried , but the op turned him down !
I mean't about the guy who asked him "
I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy wanted me to do pony play with a real pony !!!!!!
Do you have a sore throat ?
Or just feeling a little hoarse "
Ha ha ha. It was actually making me feel rather sick. He did get reported btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter
Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!
It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!!
He tried , but the op turned him down !
I mean't about the guy who asked him
I know "
My brain isn't engaged lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was once asked ( not on here) to straddle a glass top coffee table to Shit on it while he would lay underneath and watch.
Each to their own as they say
Her |
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Day one on here. Asked by a young guy if I would do him a favour. Go over to his house, let him fuck me and whilst we're at it ring up his girlfriend and tell her im fucking her boyfriend. All because he said she was boring in bed.
Also a guy wanted to arrange for his dog to lick my pussy.
Im pretty liberal but jeez..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think a few of us have had that one. And nappy guy! Quickly placed on the block list!
I haven't had the pleasure of nappy guy....yet."
well at my age ive only got a few more years and I will have no choice but wear a nappy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyone has their different ideas about what's weird sexually. I'm pretty open minded (I think lol) but was recently shocked when somebody contacted me asking me to shag him while he sniffed his wives and daughter in laws dirty knickers. After showing my distain he said it was ok as his daughter in law was 20.
What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?"
Maybe they were from Stanley ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyone has their different ideas about what's weird sexually. I'm pretty open minded (I think lol) but was recently shocked when somebody contacted me asking me to shag him while he sniffed his wives and daughter in laws dirty knickers. After showing my distain he said it was ok as his daughter in law was 20.
What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?
Maybe they were from Stanley ? "
Or Blackpool  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Everyone has their different ideas about what's weird sexually. I'm pretty open minded (I think lol) but was recently shocked when somebody contacted me asking me to shag him while he sniffed his wives and daughter in laws dirty knickers. After showing my distain he said it was ok as his daughter in law was 20.
What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?
Maybe they were from Stanley ? "
nah, Newcastle. From what I could tell he had the right number of fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had one guy want me to go around his house and wank into his daughters knickers. I was like eh no that is sick lol
Also had one older woman who wanted to treat me like a baby for the day and have me wear nappies and breast feed. which i refused |
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"I had one guy want me to go around his house and wank into his daughters knickers. I was like eh no that is sick lol
Also had one older woman who wanted to treat me like a baby for the day and have me wear nappies and breast feed. which i refused "
was she old enough to be your mother mr daws? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one guy want me to go around his house and wank into his daughters knickers. I was like eh no that is sick lol
Also had one older woman who wanted to treat me like a baby for the day and have me wear nappies and breast feed. which i refused
was she old enough to be your mother mr daws?"
she was like 40 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think a few of us have had that one. And nappy guy! Quickly placed on the block list!
I haven't had the pleasure of nappy guy....yet. well at my age ive only got a few more years and I will have no choice but wear a nappy "
Don't forget the dummy |
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"I think a few of us have had that one. And nappy guy! Quickly placed on the block list!
I haven't had the pleasure of nappy guy....yet. well at my age ive only got a few more years and I will have no choice but wear a nappy
Don't forget the dummy "
aww yeah thanks for reminding me |
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"Our strangest request was the other day, he asked if he could wank to our pictures pretending that we were his mommy and daddy?"
I hope you sent him to bed early without his tea. |
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Had a couple contact me on another site wanted me wrap them in clingfilm and wee over them ..... all i could think of for a couples of seconds was the price of about 6 rolls of clingfilm and a new mop head lol
Declined and blocked xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sorry wasn't daughter in law - was step daughter
Phew!!Thank god for that...for one minute I thought the guy was a bit odd!
It's still wrong!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to go and get some help!!!!!"
erm.....yes I know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Day one on here. Asked by a young guy if I would do him a favour. Go over to his house, let him fuck me and whilst we're at it ring up his girlfriend and tell her im fucking her boyfriend. All because he said she was boring in bed.
Also a guy wanted to arrange for his dog to lick my pussy.
Im pretty liberal but jeez....."
Lol omg they were two lads from London and they sent me the same one, I explained a few things and asked them to rethink their method of breaking up with her, really mean |
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"Had a couple contact me on another site wanted me wrap them in clingfilm and wee over them ..... all i could think of for a couples of seconds was the price of about 6 rolls of clingfilm and a new mop head lol
Declined and blocked xx"
You ever been wrapped in cling film? Try it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyone has their different ideas about what's weird sexually. I'm pretty open minded (I think lol) but was recently shocked when somebody contacted me asking me to shag him while he sniffed his wives and daughter in laws dirty knickers. After showing my distain he said it was ok as his daughter in law was 20.
What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?"
Oh sweet Jesus
I had a lady message me randomly to tell me she was having a play when her son walked in....I messaged back announcing my shock and figured that was that, until she messaged me back saying she couldn't stop because she was so close and her son joined in and started playing with himself also I didn't reply of course as I was sick to the stomach and when I saw another message from her I just blocked her! Way to much for me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got asked to wear stilettos and stamp on a guy's balls
I said no thank you  "
Haha, yes you remind me of another.
A guy who was desperate to be kicked in the balls as hard as I could.
Ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think a few of us have had that one. And nappy guy! Quickly placed on the block list!
I haven't had the pleasure of nappy guy....yet."
I got the nappy request, turned down and blocked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Everyone has their different ideas about what's weird sexually. I'm pretty open minded (I think lol) but was recently shocked when somebody contacted me asking me to shag him while he sniffed his wives and daughter in laws dirty knickers. After showing my distain he said it was ok as his daughter in law was 20.
What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?
Oh sweet Jesus
I had a lady message me randomly to tell me she was having a play when her son walked in....I messaged back announcing my shock and figured that was that, until she messaged me back saying she couldn't stop because she was so close and her son joined in and started playing with himself also I didn't reply of course as I was sick to the stomach and when I saw another message from her I just blocked her! Way to much for me! "
omg! you would think at least one of them would think that maybe it was wrong to be doing that. |
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"Day one on here. Asked by a young guy if I would do him a favour. Go over to his house, let him fuck me and whilst we're at it ring up his girlfriend and tell her im fucking her boyfriend. All because he said she was boring in bed.
Also a guy wanted to arrange for his dog to lick my pussy.
Im pretty liberal but jeez.....
Lol omg they were two lads from London and they sent me the same one, I explained a few things and asked them to rethink their method of breaking up with her, really mean "
Yep, I had this pair of charmers too. Told them she was too good for them and to grow up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got asked to wear stilettos and stamp on a guy's balls
I said no thank you
Haha, yes you remind me of another.
A guy who was desperate to be kicked in the balls as hard as I could.
Ouch!"
Now, i do find a little pain exciting now and again BUT......having been kicked squarely and forcefully in the jacobs last week (sport NOT bedroom related) I can think of nothing more painful and more likely to divert my attention from rumpy pumpy presto than this. Lunacy, sheer lunacy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyone has their different ideas about what's weird sexually. I'm pretty open minded (I think lol) but was recently shocked when somebody contacted me asking me to shag him while he sniffed his wives and daughter in laws dirty knickers. After showing my distain he said it was ok as his daughter in law was 20.
What's the oddest/most distasteful thing to you that's come up while chatting to someone on here?
Oh sweet Jesus
I had a lady message me randomly to tell me she was having a play when her son walked in....I messaged back announcing my shock and figured that was that, until she messaged me back saying she couldn't stop because she was so close and her son joined in and started playing with himself also I didn't reply of course as I was sick to the stomach and when I saw another message from her I just blocked her! Way to much for me! "
I was once messaged by a guy asking me how many of my relatives I'd slept with |
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I had a girl contact me asking if I was up for some outdoor fun, could we play in a nearby field with someone else. Then she put in brackets (small horse) as if it would make it subtler and less likely to get picked up on by admin by punctuating it so!
I think she got booted off the site about five minutes later. |
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"I was once asked ( not on here) to straddle a glass top coffee table to Shit on it while he would lay underneath and watch.
Each to their own as they say
Her"
(M) had a workmate who had a similar fantasy to this and was always going on about it on nights out... After he was "outed" in a nightclub queue (me and my big mouth) he opened up a big can of STFU as he sloped off into the night after every single woman within a 10 foot radius gave him the benefit of their opinion lol. Seems like buying "continental" videos from wagon drivers does have adverse effects |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Day one on here. Asked by a young guy if I would do him a favour. Go over to his house, let him fuck me and whilst we're at it ring up his girlfriend and tell her im fucking her boyfriend. All because he said she was boring in bed.
Also a guy wanted to arrange for his dog to lick my pussy.
Im pretty liberal but jeez.....
Lol omg they were two lads from London and they sent me the same one, I explained a few things and asked them to rethink their method of breaking up with her, really mean "
I had the same two guys message me as well! I got the nappy guy too. Right queer ens |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong |
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"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong "
a vanilla friend of mine has sex with his mum.....he's been bugging me to go out with him for months, erm let me think, no! |
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"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong
a vanilla friend of mine has sex with his mum.....he's been bugging me to go out with him for months, erm let me think, no! "
Does he openly tell people about it? |
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"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong "
I've a guy on my blocked list that told me how his mum used to walk round the house in her underwear and how turned on he got looking at the hair pocking out of her knickers  |
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"Had a couple contact me on another site wanted me wrap them in clingfilm and wee over them ..... all i could think of for a couples of seconds was the price of about 6 rolls of clingfilm and a new mop head lol
Declined and blocked xx
You ever been wrapped in cling film? Try it..."
That's something my sub's adore, they get wrapped and attacked by tens machines and feathers instead of urine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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each to their own, what ever gets your rocks off really, so long as its not illegal in anyway it doesnt bother me what they want, so long as ia m happy with it. |
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"A guy wanted me to do pony play with a real pony !!!!!!
Do you have a sore throat ?no but she is a liitle hoarse lol"
I haven't the faintest idea what "pony play" is. I presume its not sticking your mums broom between your knees and prancing round the kitchen making whinnying noises?  |
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So anyway , looking at our messages from the last few days we have 6 asking if we woukd like to meet for a drink . 12 along the lines of fancy a fuck , 24 how are you .
So how come we get the boring ones ? |
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"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong
a vanilla friend of mine has sex with his mum.....he's been bugging me to go out with him for months, erm let me think, no!
Does he openly tell people about it? "
He's openly told my friends who know him as well. He kept on talking about sex and the more I got pissed off the more I wanted to tell to go shag his mum. |
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"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong
a vanilla friend of mine has sex with his mum.....he's been bugging me to go out with him for months, erm let me think, no!
Does he openly tell people about it?
He's openly told my friends who know him as well. He kept on talking about sex and the more I got pissed off the more I wanted to tell to go shag his mum."
Hahaha do it :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The worlds full of lunatics
id fuck his mum though lol
but in the Maine id gallop a mile from the pony situation
ill think twice next time i put my brew down on a glass coffee table |
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"I had one guy telling me how he and his mum would watch porn together and wank each other off on the sofa. Then had the nerve to call me a prude when I told him that was weird and so wrong
a vanilla friend of mine has sex with his mum.....he's been bugging me to go out with him for months, erm let me think, no!
Does he openly tell people about it?
He's openly told my friends who know him as well. He kept on talking about sex and the more I got pissed off the more I wanted to tell to go shag his mum.
Hahaha do it :P"
Damn right I will!  |
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"I was once asked ( not on here) to straddle a glass top coffee table to Shit on it while he would lay underneath and watch.
Each to their own as they say
Her"
we've been asked that on here, and that was one of the more tasteful ones lol |
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