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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
OK so seeking some advice from others on here.
I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?
I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing! |
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"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.
I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?
I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"
There's a difference between being good looking and being attractive. Until you work that out you're knackered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's attotude and confidence rather than looks that are your problem.
That said comparing, even though it was indirectly the women on here to escorts will probably do you no favours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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your not unattractive though. your pics are quite good ones.
dont like the one with the tattoo though sorry. sometimes it puts me off when people say they are new to all this, they have no verifications and i think they may not be too sure what they realy want. they might be too shy or just not turn up. |
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"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.
I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?
I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"
Now Ash! we all know that no one is going to give you a pity fuck  and why on earth have you said on your profile that you're experienced yet on here that you haven't a clue what you're doing?
There aren't too many women on here who like to feel that they are a close second to paying for it either...are you starting to see where you might make a few changes that will help?
You're not bad looking why not contact a few ladies and see where it leads? Good luck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.
I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?
I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"
Look for an ugly woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.
I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?
I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"
Look for an ugly woman. |
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"Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?
I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling? "
is "fluffy mint" some kind of hideous euphemism  if so I'll take the 21p please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.
I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?
I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!
Look for an ugly woman."
Yes there are plenty on here.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?
I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling?
You need to change your underwear more often! "
I would but they are crusted on now and I can't get them off.  |
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"Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?
I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling?
You need to change your underwear more often!
I would but they are crusted on now and I can't get them off. "
give them a soak in engine oil for ten minutes they'll peel off easily then and we can get the mint and the 21p...everyone's a winner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?
I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling?
You need to change your underwear more often!
I would but they are crusted on now and I can't get them off. "
raises arse cheeks..
och well..
timewaster
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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
Ha ha I knew I would get some funny responses on here!
Didn't mean to compare ladies on here to ladies of the night. Just the normal response I get is to pay for it so wanted to eliminate that option!
I am experienced as far as sex is concerned. Not much I haven't done but that was when I had a partner. We swung a bit but having a female partner made that easy.
I haven't had to pull another woman in over a decade!
As for messaging women on here, there can't be many left in this area I haven't lol. Sadly I get no replies or occasionally a "no thanks".
I just feel either it's my looks causing the problem or something I am not aware of.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ha ha I knew I would get some funny responses on here!
Didn't mean to compare ladies on here to ladies of the night. Just the normal response I get is to pay for it so wanted to eliminate that option!
I am experienced as far as sex is concerned. Not much I haven't done but that was when I had a partner. We swung a bit but having a female partner made that easy.
I haven't had to pull another woman in over a decade!
As for messaging women on here, there can't be many left in this area I haven't lol. Sadly I get no replies or occasionally a "no thanks".
I just feel either it's my looks causing the problem or something I am not aware of.
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I'd say the office pic looks a bit...well...david brentish lol |
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"Alcohol.
Getting ugly people laid for a very long time
Just choked on my wine 
sakes its a bit early!?!..ok..I'll join ya"
It's Sunday 
And I'm running out so a nice merlot would be good if your passing paddy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alcohol.
Getting ugly people laid for a very long time
Just choked on my wine
sakes its a bit early!?!..ok..I'll join ya
It's Sunday
And I'm running out so a nice merlot would be good if your passing paddy "
lol I left edinburgh at 4am this morn xxxx grrr xxx |
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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I've seen uglier men. Which bit(s) do you consider ugly?
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Don't know exactly, there is just something about my face I don't like but I can't quite say what.
Having to wear very strong glasses doesn't help but I look awful when trying to take a pic without them.
They do come off however ladies lol |
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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Ha ha I knew I would get some funny responses on here!
Didn't mean to compare ladies on here to ladies of the night. Just the normal response I get is to pay for it so wanted to eliminate that option!
I am experienced as far as sex is concerned. Not much I haven't done but that was when I had a partner. We swung a bit but having a female partner made that easy.
I haven't had to pull another woman in over a decade!
As for messaging women on here, there can't be many left in this area I haven't lol. Sadly I get no replies or occasionally a "no thanks".
I just feel either it's my looks causing the problem or something I am not aware of.
I'd say the office pic looks a bit...well...david brentish lol"
Duly noted lol, I do need better pics, I'm thinking of asking my mates g/f to take some of me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dark rooms in clubs!
Or just go to some socials and practice the art of conversation. Get known and the rest will come naturally when you are comfortable around people. |
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"Ash , Ash .... oi Ash .
What's that big Viaducty monumenty thing behind you ?
That's Whitby Abbey, went there for the goth weekend. Mmmm goths lol  "
Thanks. I thought it was in Lichtenstein ... can't be right all the time!
You have a sort of Goth flavour about you. I could sort of tell from the pic of that 'looker' on your T shirt. |
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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
"You aren't a bad looking bloke, confidence is much sexier than any kind of look. Believe in yourself and others will believe in you. "
Once I have started chatting with someone I always used to be able to win them over, even if at first they didn't think much of the pics but these days I don't get the chance to be confident as no one wants to chat lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My fav saying " You will never be everyones cup of tea ...
But you will always be someones
Keep that in mind "
Yes there is someone for everyone.
no matter who they are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My fav saying " You will never be everyones cup of tea ...
But you will always be someones
Keep that in mind
Yes there is someone for everyone.
no matter who they are. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh yes, because women believe in dishing out sympathy fucks.
Honestly, telling the fab popultaion you think you're unattractive only shows how little confidence you have. Some of the people I've been attracted to wouldn't be considered traditionally good looking at all, but I've clicked with them on a personal level and that means more than just being eye candy to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe he's hinting that we should have a whip round?
I have 21p and a fluffy mint if that helps get the ball rolling? "
i can round it up to 50p...my giro is due this week. |
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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Oh yes, because women believe in dishing out sympathy fucks.
Honestly, telling the fab popultaion you think you're unattractive only shows how little confidence you have. Some of the people I've been attracted to wouldn't be considered traditionally good looking at all, but I've clicked with them on a personal level and that means more than just being eye candy to me. "
Damn, no sympathy fuck? lol
I had a lot more confidence before being rejected by every woman on here that I messaged ha ha
But seriously I appreciate what you are saying about it being more then just looks but honestly, if no one talks to you how are you supposed to click?
Clearly the ladies on here get a lot of messages and can be as choosy as they like, so how did you for example click with someone on a personal level before actually meeting them/chatting to them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Damn, no sympathy fuck? lol
I had a lot more confidence before being rejected by every woman on here that I messaged ha ha
But seriously I appreciate what you are saying about it being more then just looks but honestly, if no one talks to you how are you supposed to click?
Clearly the ladies on here get a lot of messages and can be as choosy as they like, so how did you for example click with someone on a personal level before actually meeting them/chatting to them?"
We've found that hatting on the phone (with everyone involved if it's 2 couples for example), or a vanilla skype chat and going to arranged social meets help massively.
Yes, there's a major problem in that you'll find it hard to meet if no-one wants to chat, but as Steel Heels said, drag yourself off to the socials... get yourself a good rep from there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look in the Meets forum section. There's a social in Sheffield in 2 weeks. Great to meet people.
Love the ironing board pic. "
I like this and it is a lot easier to talk to people face to face rather than online as you can connect with people better your photos show a sense of humour x |
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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Alcohol.
Getting ugly people laid for a very long time
Beat me to it!"
Well I've started on the wine now so fingers crossed..... oh wait you meant get the other person d*unk! Ah that's where I have been going wrong. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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I think you are putting yourself down too far for no need! Your pics are fun, if your messages are the same SOH then I can't see the problem, I always look at a profile before opening the message, so if you have made an effort, again should illicit responses.
Just tailor messages to show you have read their profile, that is the main bug bear of mine, so good luck and get yourself to socials and make yourself known, if I can go on my own I'm sure you can! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Look in the Meets forum section. There's a social in Sheffield in 2 weeks. Great to meet people.
Love the ironing board pic. "
What she said...there's a good few of us forum reprobates going to the Sheffield social, I reckon one or two of us'll chat to you.
I like your photos, you're smiling on them - are gothy types allowed to do that?  |
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By *sh_1975 OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Look in the Meets forum section. There's a social in Sheffield in 2 weeks. Great to meet people.
Love the ironing board pic.
What she said...there's a good few of us forum reprobates going to the Sheffield social, I reckon one or two of us'll chat to you.
I like your photos, you're smiling on them - are gothy types allowed to do that? "
Shhh don't tell satan!
I was feeling very sorry for myself today and you lot have cheered me right up!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The answer is easy.......
Laughter is the best way to loosen knicker elastic!
Make a girl laugh, entertain her, and you are 90% of the way into her bed!
Good luck! "
That is so true. OP you are not that bad. Don't beat yourself up (get someone else to do it lol) |
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some ladies turn and run a mile when they see me ,,,,but those ladies / couples who are prepared to engage in conversation will find a humorous , charming , and friendly gentleman who presumes nothing and is gratefull for a chat and a laugh
if I can do it so can anyone  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.
I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?
I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"
You're not ugly. |
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also remember in life ,,,,, that no one is ever better than you , ok they may have something that you dont but even the most beutifull people to have walked this earth has a flaw somewhere , what you have to do is cover up your own flaws with something else , me , why im a fat ugly git , but I can still try and charm the ladies with my humour and charisma , sometimes it works , sometimes it doesnt
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also remember in life ,,,,, that no one is ever better than you , ok they may have something that you dont but even the most beutifull people to have walked this earth has a flaw somewhere , what you have to do is cover up your own flaws with something else , me , why im a fat ugly git , but I can still try and charm the ladies with my humour and charisma , sometimes it works , sometimes it doesnt
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also remember in life ,,,,, that no one is ever better than you , ok they may have something that you dont but even the most beutifull people to have walked this earth has a flaw somewhere , what you have to do is cover up your own flaws with something else , me , why im a fat ugly git , but I can still try and charm the ladies with my humour and charisma , sometimes it works , sometimes it doesnt
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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago
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I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"
That's no barrier to success man. Confidence is very important, as is ensuring you stay well kept. And be outgoing, don't shy away at home. I just got out of a seven year relationship (to my FIRST ever girlfriend) and a month later I found someone amazing in bed...she's gone as well now but just keep at it, they'll come! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Confidence is everything! If you dont feel great about yourself that will come across in your body language.
Forget about getting laid and work on improving your confidence (google it!).
When your confidence increases you will notice you'll get noticeably more attention from the opposite sex!
But also theres a fine line between confidence and arrogance, girls dont like arrogance! Good luck... |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Look in the Meets forum section. There's a social in Sheffield in 2 weeks. Great to meet people.
Love the ironing board pic.
What she said...there's a good few of us forum reprobates going to the Sheffield social, I reckon one or two of us'll chat to you.
I like your photos, you're smiling on them - are gothy types allowed to do that?
Shhh don't tell satan!
I was feeling very sorry for myself today and you lot have cheered me right up!!"
You're safe, Satan still has a restraining order against me so I can't tell him anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"thats easy go pick all the ugly women, there are plenty on here to chose from lol
Ouch! Very harsh."
Yes i thought so after i said it, should of said there are all different types on here.  |
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(D. (male) comments)
Ladyfriend of mine when I was asking if she would come over to visit and have sex with me
(her) [some comment about being so ugly no-one would possibly have sex with her] (even though we had done it many times before)
(me) "well, we have a saying, 'you don't inspect the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire'"
(her) That's it!!! When I need sex I'll tape a photograph of a mantlepiece over my face!"
Get beyond it fella - many others have to - you are imagining problems which don't exist. You'll bounce back - every confidence in you
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By (user no longer on site)
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"thats easy go pick all the ugly women, there are plenty on here to chose from lol
Ouch! Very harsh.
Yes i thought so after i said it, should of said there are all different types on here. "
you didnt say that I did?? |
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"OK so seeking some advice from others on here.
I know I'm not the most attractive of guys and I can't afford to pay for it so anyone got any tips on getting laid?
I've just come out of an 11 year relationship and haven't a clue what I am doing!"
Now, I know I'm not handsome
No good looks or wealth
But the girls I chase say my plain face
Will compromise their health
Now, I know fellahs worse than me
Bow-legged and boss-eyed
Walking out with lovely women
Clinging to their side
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Look at Empress Josephine
The most attractive woman that ever was seen
Yet Napoleon, short and fat
Captivates a lovely looking girl like that
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Last night I went out walking
My intentions were to click
But the sights I saw while walking out
They nearly made me sick
I saw a lot of lovely girls
Attractive little dears
Arm in arm with ugly men
With cauliflower ears
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
What can the attraction be
That's the thing that always starts to worry me
Although I haven't got a bean
I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Now, I went on my holidays
Down to the gay seaside
I saw a lot of things there
Being hidden by the tide
The way the women jumped around
The men there in the sea
Made me think that there
Is still a good chance left for me
'Cause if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Of all the shapes and sizes there
I've got a chance of clicking yet, I do declare
Oh, I don't want to be a nark
I saw a lot of things below the water mark
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Take Lord Nelson with one limb
Lady William Hamilton, she fell for him
With one eye and one arm gone west
She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The answer is easy.......
Laughter is the best way to loosen knicker elastic!
Make a girl laugh, entertain her, and you are 90% of the way into her bed!
Good luck! "
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