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over a year ago
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I have officially lost it I think
Dreamed last night that I went to the club I usually go to and discovered a whole new area to it that I never knew about
And it was full of very d*unk women being sick and men who I went to college with
Then I saw my dad there with my toddler waiting in his car to pick me up
Then he reversed into a robin reliant
Then I realised I had left my dogs in the club
Three of them
(I don't have three dogs )so I had to catch them
I have lost it |
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"I have officially lost it I think
Dreamed last night that I went to the club I usually go to and discovered a whole new area to it that I never knew about
And it was full of very d*unk women being sick and men who I went to college with
Then I saw my dad there with my toddler waiting in his car to pick me up
Then he reversed into a robin reliant
Then I realised I had left my dogs in the club
Three of them
(I don't have three dogs )so I had to catch them
I have lost it "
now I vant you to relax unt tell me about your childhood  |
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I dreamt I was swinging with the guy that does the sport on BBC breakfast (he does nothing for me) and I asked him to wait while I used the bathroom in our hotel room. I felt like I needed to quickly run razor over myself. I lifted up my dress and got the razor but the pubic hair was down to my knees. Every time I shaved another bit of hair appeared, I looked like Chewbacca.
In my panic I rang my fb and asked him to come and rescue me. I climbed through the window, hair flowing and ran off. |
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"I dreamt I was swinging with the guy that does the sport on BBC breakfast (he does nothing for me) and I asked him to wait while I used the bathroom in our hotel room. I felt like I needed to quickly run razor over myself. I lifted up my dress and got the razor but the pubic hair was down to my knees. Every time I shaved another bit of hair appeared, I looked like Chewbacca.
In my panic I rang my fb and asked him to come and rescue me. I climbed through the window, hair flowing and ran off."
Like a pube rapunzal ha ha ha ha ha |
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I was taught to read dreams when I went an Indian reservation when I was younger. They are hard to interpret but if you have the knowledge they are like reading a book. Yours are reading as a guide. It is saying get in your car and head to Liverpool. Once there get booked into a hotel and contact drpepper73 and he will turn up and will explain how your dream is to be interpreted. This involves both parties getting naked and having lots of dirty sex ( just so the spirits are in line for me to read) afterwards I can tell you the proper juicy details of your dreams ( they are properly juicy by the way) on your drive home you van contemplate what i have told you and your life will never be the same again.
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"I dreamt of rocking horse sh!t. I was making it then selling it for a fortune. Then I come on here and find a bi fem couple looking for a single man. Has to be some connection there surely !! Lol "
That's a ff bi fem couple by the way lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Even Sigmund Freud would scratch his head with that one.
You need therapy.
Come and lie on my couch. 
Lost it haven't i"
I'd have to have a private session with you before I could give an official prognosis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have officially lost it I think
Dreamed last night that I went to the club I usually go to and discovered a whole new area to it that I never knew about
And it was full of very d*unk women being sick and men who I went to college with
Then I saw my dad there with my toddler waiting in his car to pick me up
Then he reversed into a robin reliant
Then I realised I had left my dogs in the club
Three of them
(I don't have three dogs )so I had to catch them
I have lost it "
Are you sure you hadn't just wandered into Wigan by mistake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dreamt I was swinging with the guy that does the sport on BBC breakfast (he does nothing for me) and I asked him to wait while I used the bathroom in our hotel room. I felt like I needed to quickly run razor over myself. I lifted up my dress and got the razor but the pubic hair was down to my knees. Every time I shaved another bit of hair appeared, I looked like Chewbacca.
In my panic I rang my fb and asked him to come and rescue me. I climbed through the window, hair flowing and ran off.
Like a pube rapunzal ha ha ha ha ha "
Lol, yeah except it wasn't lovely flaxen soft hair, it was like bear fur. |
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"I dreamt I was swinging with the guy that does the sport on BBC breakfast (he does nothing for me) and I asked him to wait while I used the bathroom in our hotel room. I felt like I needed to quickly run razor over myself. I lifted up my dress and got the razor but the pubic hair was down to my knees. Every time I shaved another bit of hair appeared, I looked like Chewbacca.
In my panic I rang my fb and asked him to come and rescue me. I climbed through the window, hair flowing and ran off.
Like a pube rapunzal ha ha ha ha ha
Lol, yeah except it wasn't lovely flaxen soft hair, it was like bear fur."
Haha love it
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I had an odd one a few years ago. I dreamt that jane macdonald was using my downstairs toilet but she was seeing standing up. Then Lionel Blair went in after her and had to wipe the toilet seat before he sat down. It was so random. |
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I had a dream that I was house sitting for an old school friend, and 3 men broke in. I refused to give them my tips from the pub shift I'd just done, so they asked if they could have sex with me instead. I said yes, as long as they wore condoms. My alarm went off just as the first guy was entering me!!! |
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"I had a dream that I was house sitting for an old school friend, and 3 men broke in. I refused to give them my tips from the pub shift I'd just done, so they asked if they could have sex with me instead. I said yes, as long as they wore condoms. My alarm went off just as the first guy was entering me!!!"
Is that a premature awakening. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had a dream that I was house sitting for an old school friend, and 3 men broke in. I refused to give them my tips from the pub shift I'd just done, so they asked if they could have sex with me instead. I said yes, as long as they wore condoms. My alarm went off just as the first guy was entering me!!!"
Ha ha ha |
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"I have officially lost it I think
Dreamed last night that I went to the club I usually go to and discovered a whole new area to it that I never knew about
And it was full of very d*unk women being sick and men who I went to college with
Then I saw my dad there with my toddler waiting in his car to pick me up
Then he reversed into a robin reliant
Then I realised I had left my dogs in the club
Three of them
(I don't have three dogs )so I had to catch them
I have lost it "
Gosh what did you drink before going to bed? |
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"I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks.
Bet that means something
Yes. It means she's nuts  "
I'm not nuts. I didn't get out. Others did and of course they got eaten |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks.
Bet that means something
Yes. It means she's nuts
I'm not nuts. I didn't get out. Others did and of course they got eaten "
Now here's a dilemma for you:
If you'd have got out, and been Eaten - would the dream have continued? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks.
Bet that means something
Yes. It means she's nuts
I'm not nuts. I didn't get out. Others did and of course they got eaten
Now here's a dilemma for you:
If you'd have got out, and been Eaten - would the dream have continued? "
Don't be silly. I would be dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dreamt. I was stuck in traffic on the motorway but couldn't get out the car due to the sharks.
Bet that means something
Yes. It means she's nuts
I'm not nuts. I didn't get out. Others did and of course they got eaten
Now here's a dilemma for you:
If you'd have got out, and been Eaten - would the dream have continued?
Don't be silly. I would be dead "
But only in your dream state. |
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