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Descriptions that make you go ..ugh!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think it was meant to have that effect! lol... Us guys love to be vulgar don't you know. Other terms of a similar ilk:
Beef curtains, Lamb hangings, wizards sleeve, vertical bacon sandwich.... should I go on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think it was meant to have that effect! lol... Us guys love to be vulgar don't you know. Other terms of a similar ilk:
Beef curtains, Lamb hangings, wizards sleeve, vertical bacon sandwich.... should I go on? "
please dont lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once party to a discussion .... although I didn't contribute much!!!
It was long time ago andl ot of alcohol was involved but I think 31 "names" were thought of ....
We did used to talk some crap....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not keen on the term... 'piss flaps'"
You just aren't saying it right!
It needs to be 'itchy piss flaps' but you need to say it in the voice of Sean Connery... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back to the crude/funny...
Fanny like a badly packed kebab.
fanny like a ripped out fireplace.
smells like an alkie's carpet.
It looks like it has been attacked wi a golf shoe.
Over to you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think it was meant to have that effect! lol... Us guys love to be vulgar don't you know. Other terms of a similar ilk:
Beef curtains, Lamb hangings, wizards sleeve, vertical bacon sandwich.... should I go on? "
badly packed kebab lol
tho i have to admit i like that one, lways makes me giggle lol |
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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago
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"When a kid my mother used to call it a tuppence.
Always makes me giggle when people give their twopence worth!!!
And for some unknown reason the males genitals were called a Tigalar!!!! PMSL"
lol i called mine a tuppence when i was younger!!! i like lady garden now.
or there is fanjeeta, shereen nanjiani!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tell you what descriptions make us click off a profile though...
Things like.. Has a massive cock a tongue to die for is dead good looking and goes for hours ladies, always hits the spot everyone says so...
And.. she is an absolute stunning woman who is choosey fussy and won't shag a minger..
Always time to move on eh lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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an old boy at my last job had a word that he used to collectively describe women
split arse
if he couldnt remember a womans name or wasnt happy with them thats what he used to call them
god i hate that word so much its just not plesant lol |
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