I just don't get it. Every day my mail box is full of messages from women and couples asking me if would like to meet!!!!
I haven't put any effort into my profile and have put up pics of my willy. Yet the messages still come in!!!
I just want to be like every other single male.
Should I rewrite my profile and make it ten paragraphs long and then put a face picture up as my avatar? Will this help to stem the influx?
Any advice would be most appreciated
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"It's your cute ass. We're flocking from other sites to get a go on it."
Is that what it is??? Gonna have to ditch that pic into the abyss that is the private pic folder then.
But ur more than welcome to have a go on it as long as its not in any way sexual |
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"It's your cute ass. We're flocking from other sites to get a go on it.
Is that what it is??? Gonna have to ditch that pic into the abyss that is the private pic folder then.
But ur more than welcome to have a go on it as long as its not in any way sexual "
Not remotely sexual. Im a bongo player. |
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"It's your cute ass. We're flocking from other sites to get a go on it.
Is that what it is??? Gonna have to ditch that pic into the abyss that is the private pic folder then.
But ur more than welcome to have a go on it as long as its not in any way sexual
Not remotely sexual. Im a bongo player."
Can you play the sax at the same time? |
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"No but I'm mean on the cornet, until the ice cream starts dribbling down on to my tits that is. 
As long as it doesn't get in my Mouth Organ we should make a good tune"
Who knew the world of musical instruments was such rich territory for euphemisms. Show us your kazoo and I'll let you have a go on my triangle haha. |
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"No but I'm mean on the cornet, until the ice cream starts dribbling down on to my tits that is.
As long as it doesn't get in my Mouth Organ we should make a good tune
Who knew the world of musical instruments was such rich territory for euphemisms. Show us your kazoo and I'll let you have a go on my triangle haha."
Yes who knew. Ill blow my own trumpet whilst u have a fiddle with my castanets . |
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"No but I'm mean on the cornet, until the ice cream starts dribbling down on to my tits that is.
As long as it doesn't get in my Mouth Organ we should make a good tune
Who knew the world of musical instruments was such rich territory for euphemisms. Show us your kazoo and I'll let you have a go on my triangle haha.
Yes who knew. Ill blow my own trumpet whilst u have a fiddle with my castanets . "
Never met a guy who can blow his own trumpet before, neck like a giraffe? Lmao |
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"No but I'm mean on the cornet, until the ice cream starts dribbling down on to my tits that is.
As long as it doesn't get in my Mouth Organ we should make a good tune
Who knew the world of musical instruments was such rich territory for euphemisms. Show us your kazoo and I'll let you have a go on my triangle haha.
Yes who knew. Ill blow my own trumpet whilst u have a fiddle with my castanets .
Never met a guy who can blow his own trumpet before, neck like a giraffe? Lmao"
Haha I've heard some guys here can do it! |
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