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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered with a ham shank, would much prefer a bacon butty and a cuppa tea 
better than sex?"
Best back smokey bacon is deffo better than a self wank yeah.....washed down with a cuppa yorkshire tea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even better when I'm not alone.
Do it on the bus, post results
Can you use the net in the police cells?"
nope. they take your phone off you...dont they realise we have fun to arrange? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only had one bad wank when a woman pulled my foreskin down to fast and ripped my banjo string ??  sorry for laughing"
Don't worry I would of been laughing if it hadent happend to me lol
You women don't know your own strength xxx |
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