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now not only do I have to look out for texters, map readers, kit kat eaters and people who think looking at their passenger is more important than looking at the road I also have to have an eye open for people who are bashing one out....great! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You won't be doing it again if you get nicked and charged with indecent exposure and careless driving with points added to your license, not worth it whatsoever |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
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"now not only do I have to look out for texters, map readers, kit kat eaters and people who think looking at their passenger is more important than looking at the road I also have to have an eye open for people who are bashing one out....great!"
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"would prove rather difficult, I'm guessing you drive an automatic?
Yes I do and it helps!!"
I drive an auto but it only means I don't have to change gear, it doesn't drive itself while I'm applying mascara, ironing a blouse or have my hands in my drawers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd maybe think of doing it very late at night/very early in the morning, stopped in a lay-by/car park somewhere quiet."
Read my last post, is it really worth it? (apart from careless driving and points bit) |
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"I'd maybe think of doing it very late at night/very early in the morning, stopped in a lay-by/car park somewhere quiet.
Read my last post, is it really worth it? (apart from careless driving and points bit)"
Just read your post.
My idea was to have a wank in my car like in the middle of no-where, like the car park at the "rest and be thankful". |
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"I'd maybe think of doing it very late at night/very early in the morning, stopped in a lay-by/car park somewhere quiet.
Read my last post, is it really worth it? (apart from careless driving and points bit)
Just read your post.
My idea was to have a wank in my car like in the middle of no-where, like the car park at the "rest and be thankful"."
I can't see a problem with this as long as you're absolutely sure that no one will see you. I do have a problem when people set out to deliberately show themselves though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have, in the past, been behind, in front, opposed, beside, overtaken, undertaken,and seen so many wankers on the road and that was there normal driving that bashing one out can only add to the idiots that drive on the roads. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you serious o p you wank while vehicle moving what if you hit someone fucks sake seen some stupid posts but this beats the lot."
It's perfectly safe; switch on cruise control and the sat nav and then jump in the back!
Did you not hear about the american who went to put the kettle on in his RV then couldn't understand why it crashed?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I lived in London I was on my bike riding along the outside of a line of traffic and passed a guy wanking at the wheel with a laptop open on the passenger seat playing porn.
I stopped in order to try and get film on my phone to take to the police but he realised what I was doing and adjusted himself before I next saw him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many guys and girls have a wank while driving their cars?
I love it and wondered how many did it "
I'll keep an eye out for you on Police, Camera, Action. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ffs! imagine the coroners report being read out to your wife.
it appears the cause of death m'lord was careless and reckless driving. i quote from the paramedic's report from the scene of the accident 'on arrival at the incident we sought the help of the fire &rescue service the cut the male occupent of the vehicle free. it was apparent that his trosers were unbuckled and he clearly had his hand around his penis'
great stuff. what a way to go.
op is a knob!  "
Your the knob mate posting a reply like that . Lighten up FFS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I must admit that I have had a little play before whilst driving in the dark on a quiet road and wearing shorts for easy access lol x "
That's even more dangerous and downright more stupid than I'm the day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ffs! imagine the coroners report being read out to your wife.
it appears the cause of death m'lord was careless and reckless driving. i quote from the paramedic's report from the scene of the accident 'on arrival at the incident we sought the help of the fire &rescue service the cut the male occupent of the vehicle free. it was apparent that his trosers were unbuckled and he clearly had his hand around his penis'
great stuff. what a way to go.
op is a knob!
Your the knob mate posting a reply like that . Lighten up FFS "
Lighten up? Anyone that does this is an idiot that should not be allowed on the roads.
I just hope that those admitting to it only cause their own funerals |
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"Are you serious o p you wank while vehicle moving what if you hit someone fucks sake seen some stupid posts but this beats the lot.
It's perfectly safe; switch on cruise control and the sat nav and then jump in the back!
Did you not hear about the american who went to put the kettle on in his RV then couldn't understand why it
crashed?!!"
I remember reading about the American with the RV that went to put the kettle on, true story. Only in USA, no offence to Americans. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"would prove rather difficult, I'm guessing you drive an automatic?
Yes I do and it helps!!"
if i had my way, you wouldnt be driving anything, let alone an auto, if driving is that low on your priorities whilst in a car, then you are a danger to yourself and everyone else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"now not only do I have to look out for texters, map readers, kit kat eaters and people who think looking at their passenger is more important than looking at the road I also have to have an eye open for people who are bashing one out....great!"
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"now not only do I have to look out for texters, map readers, kit kat eaters and people who think looking at their passenger is more important than looking at the road I also have to have an eye open for people who are bashing one out....great!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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obviously not that well practiced then.
Forget it. But it happens just like other risky pastimes, bare backing pish swallowing etc all risky in their own right.
I am not a seriel puller in towns and villages ffs, only on a quiet back road, More likely to run a rabbit over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"obviously not that well practiced then.
Forget it. But it happens just like other risky pastimes, bare backing pish swallowing etc all risky in their own right.
I am not a seriel puller in towns and villages ffs, only on a quiet back road, More likely to run a rabbit over."
ah, backroads, where its winding and you need all your concentration to stay within the confines of the bloody hedges?
would make more sense to actually do it on the motorway.
but you are right.
as long as you are only doing it on certain roads, there isnt a problem.
maybe they should introduce it to the test |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" But it happens just like other risky pastimes, bare backing pish swallowing etc all risky in their own right."
Just a slight difference though. Non of them have the potential to kill an innocent person that just happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time unlike your selfish and stupid actions |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many guys and girls have a wank while driving their cars?
I love it and wondered how many did it"
Let's just hope you don't kill a child whilst doing it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Idiots - put other life's before your kicks. Won't be smiling when you run over, crash into and permanently damage, kill someone's kid, parents, grandparents. This is pathetic and you should have your hands amputated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many guys and girls have a wank while driving their cars?
I love it and wondered how many did it"
bit dangerous for us i can see its a rush for you. But couldn't live with myself if i caused a accident please be carfull. |
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"Idiots - put other life's before your kicks. Won't be smiling when you run over, crash into and permanently damage, kill someone's kid, parents, grandparents. This is pathetic and you should have your hands amputated."
Steady on, that's a but harsh. |
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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago
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"When I lived in London I was on my bike riding along the outside of a line of traffic and passed a guy wanking at the wheel with a laptop open on the passenger seat playing porn.
I stopped in order to try and get film on my phone to take to the police but he realised what I was doing and adjusted himself before I next saw him"
Shouldnt you have been abiding by the highway code and waiting patiently behind the cars, certainly not have been perving into all the cars.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I lived in London I was on my bike riding along the outside of a line of traffic and passed a guy wanking at the wheel with a laptop open on the passenger seat playing porn.
I stopped in order to try and get film on my phone to take to the police but he realised what I was doing and adjusted himself before I next saw him
Shouldnt you have been abiding by the highway code and waiting patiently behind the cars, certainly not have been perving into all the cars. "
its called 'filtering' ad actually quite legal for a motorcyclist to do |
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