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Most embarrassing sex meets (stolen idea)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear !!
Look in the Scotland forum the embarrass stories on there are hilarious
I just looked im crying soooo funny
Hurrah !!'"
I was in a busy swinger's party and my FB blew raspberries on my pussy and kept saying I think she is enjoying it... I wasn't! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a party, lady would not go to play room. Went to ladies toilet and locked door. I am 5ft 7 with short legs. She was 5' 11 with long legs. Toilet too small for doggy, could not get erection and when a semi came on, could not get position to hook up. Door also being knocked on by ladies wanting to pee. Failure all round. Oh, and she had a bad boob job and they were rock hard! And she knicked my little bag of condoms, etc.  |
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Blimey, reasons to not have sex North Of The Border. I've had few things but nothing as bad as some of those, Scottish people evidently have lot of problems with bowel control.
I was once out walking on the North Yorkshire moors with an ex and her boyfriends dog. We ended up fucking, the ex and me, not the dog but the dog did seem to take a lot of interest in my arse. Just then a couple of RAF jets flew over practicing low level flying. A minute later thy came back over presumably to confirm what they thought they'd seen.
Another time me and a GF were having some rather energetic sex and using poppers. I managed to splash it up my nostril. She was rolling around on the bed in tears of laughter while I was rolling around in tears of agony. |
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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago
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My bed fell apart on one meet.
Was giving a blow job. I moved my head at the wrong moment and he came up the wall in the front room....had dark droplets on my wall for ages.
Fell over because I forgot my knickers were around my ankles when I stood up.
Jabbed a guy in the top of his head with my corset as he was going down on me. I got very excited and let it go!
Been caught in the act many times..
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