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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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S here, I have my new cock upgrade  )))) and it's massive, 12inches massive ))))) and I can't wait for J to be on the receiving end, it's feel fantastic to hold and hangs down the inside of my legs it's that heavy. But first I'm gonna stick it to the fridge and test drive it )))))) |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Sense
This makes none"
As a famous sleuth might say, if my deductions are correct my dear Dr Watson, the appendage is question is being wielded by the Lady of this couple, her other half it seems is going to be on the receiving end of the frosty 12" icicle after the Lady has had a test drive,
If I ve misrepresented or misinterpreted the above please contact Mr s Holmes of 221 baker street, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sense
This makes none
As a famous sleuth might say, if my deductions are correct my dear Dr Watson, the appendage is question is being wielded by the Lady of this couple, her other half it seems is going to be on the receiving end of the frosty 12" icicle after the Lady has had a test drive,
If I ve misrepresented or misinterpreted the above please contact Mr s Holmes of 221 baker street,"
You are completely correct I am the female half, I'm simple terms I bought a new 12 inch dildo for my harness |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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Police in Liverpool are appealing for witnesses, after Frosty the snowmans massive appendage was brutally chopped off at the base. A photo fit of a suspected anal thrill seeker will shortly be published. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But first I'm gonna stick it to the fridge and test drive it ))))))
Does it say 'Keep refrigerated' on the packet?"
I thought she meant she wants to f**k the fridge - now that's kinky!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Pmsl I'm gonna use it on Mr, it's a harness dildo but also with a suction cup, so tonight I'm going to stick it to the fridge and back myself onto it and the rest you can imagine  |
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"Pmsl I'm gonna use it on Mr, it's a harness dildo but also with a suction cup, so tonight I'm going to stick it to the fridge and back myself onto it and the rest you can imagine "
Take photos?!?! Pleeeeeese?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pmsl I'm gonna use it on Mr, it's a harness dildo but also with a suction cup, so tonight I'm going to stick it to the fridge and back myself onto it and the rest you can imagine
Take photos?!?! Pleeeeeese? "
I will don't you worry, shame we can't upload videos on here too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pmsl I'm gonna use it on Mr, it's a harness dildo but also with a suction cup, so tonight I'm going to stick it to the fridge and back myself onto it and the rest you can imagine "
So technically the fridge is going to stick it to you, and I thought fucking the fridge was kinky?!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pmsl I'm gonna use it on Mr, it's a harness dildo but also with a suction cup, so tonight I'm going to stick it to the fridge and back myself onto it and the rest you can imagine
So technically the fridge is going to stick it to you, and I thought fucking the fridge was kinky?!!"
I suppose the fridge is gonna give it to me yes ) quite excited, never had a fridge before |
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