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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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not a typo.
anyone heard of this/tried it?
explanation taken from urban dictionary below.
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
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"not a typo.
anyone heard of this/tried it?
explanation taken from urban dictionary below.
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
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hahahahahaha! I love the urban dictionary! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo' 
Ditto  "
must say, almost as sure to kill the mood as screaming to your missus to 'get ready to take my cock snot'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just when you think youve read it all a Gem like this pops up.
More complicated than splitting the atom by the seems of it. I will keep on just licking pussy i think . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the romantic mood died at 'minge goo'
Ditto
must say, almost as sure to kill the mood as screaming to your missus to 'get ready to take my cock snot' "
That one nearly made me spit out my coffee!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My imagination runs riot now. If I dust such flakes (my own, of course) with (fool's) gold powder and gently attach them to canvas in intricate patterns, I could make a fortune with this poon-art. "Yoni's Own". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow, I thought I had done, seen or at least was aware of pretty much everything sexually but that is a new one.
Seems a bit comlicated and time consuming, maybe it is one for advance preparation so you don't go off the boil waiting for the "goo" to dry off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't actually need the knickers. You can just flambé it at source with a blow torch, then tuck straight in. Really makes them hot apparently. "
That's doesn't make mingle goo, just minge singe |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"You don't actually need the knickers. You can just flambé it at source with a blow torch, then tuck straight in. Really makes them hot apparently.
That's doesn't make mingle goo, just minge singe "
Oh yea you need to shave first, else it goes up quicker than Michael Jackson's hair in a Pepsi ad. |
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"You don't actually need the knickers. You can just flambé it at source with a blow torch, then tuck straight in. Really makes them hot apparently.
That's doesn't make mingle goo, just minge singe "
Actually no, much as I hate to admit to having the thought, it makes minge brulee!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And I thought I knew every sexually deviant word in the book. Learning about pooning has made my day!
Can't wait to tell my mates in the pub about my new word.
Won't tell them where I learnt it though!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This has to be the best thread so far for comedy value. Not just the OP but the comments too! Can't stop chuckling here...  "
A 'monkey face' may stop your hilarity, look it up in Urban Dictionary..... |
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"This has to be the best thread so far for comedy value. Not just the OP but the comments too! Can't stop chuckling here...
A 'monkey face' may stop your hilarity, look it up in Urban Dictionary..... "
It gets worse...haha! Please don't give me a monkey face.... |
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"This has to be the best thread so far for comedy value. Not just the OP but the comments too! Can't stop chuckling here...
A 'monkey face' may stop your hilarity, look it up in Urban Dictionary..... "
Between that an munging ewwwwwwwww  |
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By *aveyXMan
over a year ago
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Instead of fumbling with the hairdryer, simply hang the said garments on a hot light bulb. This has the added bonus of creating mood lighting, and can be sub categorised as Lamp-pooning. |
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"not a typo.
anyone heard of this/tried it?
explanation taken from urban dictionary below.
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
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Urban Dictionary... sounds more like Roger's Profanisaurus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't actually need the knickers. You can just flambé it at source with a blow torch, then tuck straight in. Really makes them hot apparently.
That's doesn't make mingle goo, just minge singe
Actually no, much as I hate to admit to having the thought, it makes minge brulee!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive just been released from prison due to selling minge goo. Having no hairdryer got me knicked, had 40 pair of used knickers drying on the radiator.
made a few quid in jail selling bollock salt.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not a typo.
anyone heard of this/tried it?
explanation taken from urban dictionary below.
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
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Get a grip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a Victorian or Edwardian group called the Bosham pooners,,near Chichester..
they were known for sniffing lady's saddles!!!
I think bicycles, but it could have been horse saddles,
thinking about it!! Any women ride a horse or bike?????? Xx lol nathan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not a typo.
anyone heard of this/tried it?
explanation taken from urban dictionary below.
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
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"not a typo.
anyone heard of this/tried it?
explanation taken from urban dictionary below.
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
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Blimey! How have I got this far in my life without trying this? Quite easily, actually. |
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