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most embaressing sexual experience?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i stole this one from another group so;

what was your most embaressing sexual experience?

mine was going at it with one of my 1st bf thinking no one was home then heard my mum walking up the stairs and she purposly coughed so we knew she was there, didnt come out my room till the next day!!

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

VERY SIMILAR

only dint hear her comin upstairs

and she dint knock on any door in her own house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i cant re live this one not even in the forum i just want to go hide thinking about it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i cant re live this one not even in the forum i just want to go hide thinking about it lol"

go on you've got to share now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think mine must have been going out leaving my girfiend under the covers. Had a nice set u at mum and dads with an attic en suite but I did have a video and lots of porn tapes. Anyway my girlfriend at the time is naked when she hears the door open and covers herself up. My Dad walked in and put a video in - then pulled his pants down and had a good hand shandy. Never mentioned a word to him til his dying day.

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By *ick_olasMan over a year ago

Halifax

Mine was the same except i had my ex bent over proper going for it, and stood at the bottom of the stairs (Open staircase) was her mum worse thing was i had to sit and have tea with her mum and dad an hour later cringe!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think mine must have been going out leaving my girfiend under the covers. Had a nice set u at mum and dads with an attic en suite but I did have a video and lots of porn tapes. Anyway my girlfriend at the time is naked when she hears the door open and covers herself up. My Dad walked in and put a video in - then pulled his pants down and had a good hand shandy. Never mentioned a word to him til his dying day."

oh my god she deserves a medel id have giggled or something lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

many years ago i visited my then girlfriends house only to catch her dad dressed in stockings,suspenders & high heels.

Dont know who was more shocked me or him.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

see now it takes all sorts

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By *eakcoupleCouple over a year ago

peak district

We were hard at it one morning when R's son, who was staying overnight, just walked in to have a shower in the ensuite. He stood there looking amazed - never seen his mother being taken doggy-style (or any other way!) - before leaving hurriedly. He did apologise later for not knocking.

G's most embarrassing was to be caught with a girlfriend, both under-age. Her mother was supposed to be out for the day but obviously suspected something, because she came back early, came straight upstairs and threw open the bedroom door to find us having sex. She made an awful scene about it but even though she calmed down days later we didn't dare do it at home again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i once shat myself on a 1st date. In my defence, i was really ill, but didnt want to back out. We were in a pua, and i didnt dare get up to go to the loo, so just sat there, panicking and sweating until the end of the date!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Showing our age on holiday

At a nightclub and got asked for a dance by a American guy pro basketball player, CoCo Bongo club the noise was deafining , he started by saying ACDC , i commented oh yes nice music, my hubbie had to explain to me it wasnt the music he was on about.

Blonde moment im afraid

Being caught by the gardener does that count?

Have a good weekend all xx

Jackie xx

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By *heWolfMan over a year ago

warwickshire

"i once shat myself on a 1st date. In my defence, i was really ill, but didnt want to back out. We were in a pua, and i didnt dare get up to go to the loo, so just sat there, panicking and sweating until the end of the date!

I think we have a winner. Toe-curling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mine was meeting a guy in a pub and running my fingers across his thigh and he let go and came in his pants. Not that bad you think till you know he let out such a huge groan and had a huge visible damp patch in his jeans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"mine was meeting a guy in a pub and running my fingers across his thigh and he let go and came in his pants. Not that bad you think till you know he let out such a huge groan and had a huge visible damp patch in his jeans.

He peed his pants?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine was, and here comes the much shortened version of the tale.....

Once was about to get into a threesome with two fine young ladies when I felt a little twinge in my leg threatening cramp, I had been getting cramp quite a lot at that time, so to avoid it I sprayed my leg with ralgex as that always worked for me, well, I soon found I had also sprayed my dinkle and so it refused to play as well as burn like hell.

The tale in full is much longer and rather funny if truth be told, but I didn't think so at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He peed his pants?.

Noooooo he came in them!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He peed his pants?.

Noooooo he came in them!!

I know, I was trying to appear a little naive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feeling a bit left out as I cannot possibly compete with any of the hilarious ones above - the only one I had was the near BJ at a recent party and that was bad enough as I dont remember it....

Mind you not been invited back since

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He peed his pants?.

Noooooo he came in them!!

I know, I was trying to appear a little naive.

Not as naive as he was. I left and didn't see him again.