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Advise to the single man
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1) Read the profile BEFORE messaging...or expect to be deleted / blocked on the basis of sheer laziness alone! No one wants a lazy lover! The purpose of reading someone's profile is to ensure you meet their preferences and vice versa and more importantly, that you are not the total OPPOSITE of what they seek or love what they dont!
2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!
3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!
4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1) Read the profile BEFORE messaging...or expect to be deleted / blocked on the basis of sheer laziness alone! No one wants a lazy lover! The purpose of reading someone's profile is to ensure you meet their preferences and vice versa and more importantly, that you are not the total OPPOSITE of what they seek or love what they dont!
2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!
3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!
4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!
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 well said that woman xx |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"1) Read the profile BEFORE messaging...or expect to be deleted / blocked on the basis of sheer laziness alone! No one wants a lazy lover! The purpose of reading someone's profile is to ensure you meet their preferences and vice versa and more importantly, that you are not the total OPPOSITE of what they seek or love what they dont!
2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!
3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!
4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!
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so will you or wont you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1) Read the profile BEFORE messaging...or expect to be deleted / blocked on the basis of sheer laziness alone! No one wants a lazy lover! The purpose of reading someone's profile is to ensure you meet their preferences and vice versa and more importantly, that you are not the total OPPOSITE of what they seek or love what they dont!
2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!
3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!
4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!
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"hi how are you?" will that work? Nope! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"1) Read the profile BEFORE messaging...or expect to be deleted / blocked on the basis of sheer laziness alone! No one wants a lazy lover! The purpose of reading someone's profile is to ensure you meet their preferences and vice versa and more importantly, that you are not the total OPPOSITE of what they seek or love what they dont!
2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!
3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!
4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!
so will you or wont you "
Well I might make an exception for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1) Read the profile BEFORE messaging...or expect to be deleted / blocked on the basis of sheer laziness alone! No one wants a lazy lover! The purpose of reading someone's profile is to ensure you meet their preferences and vice versa and more importantly, that you are not the total OPPOSITE of what they seek or love what they dont!
2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!
3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!
4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!
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I cover most of that checklist but its still no use lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Seriously though...all joking aside..I do TRY to respond to all messages but if they can't be bothered to even read my profile then why should I bother?
I always read a profile before messaging because if there is something on there that clearly indicates I am not what they seek...I.e. a cigar smoking chimpanzee living in Buckingham Palace...then CLEARLY I will not be the woman for them so no point wasting my time writing! Although I am a princess ..if that counts????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously though...all joking aside..I do TRY to respond to all messages but if they can't be bothered to even read my profile then why should I bother?
I always read a profile before messaging because if there is something on there that clearly indicates I am not what they seek...I.e. a cigar smoking chimpanzee living in Buckingham Palace...then CLEARLY I will not be the woman for them so no point wasting my time writing! Although I am a princess ..if that counts???? "
Simple. if they haven't read the profile I ignore and normally block. It's very easy to do and not rude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1) Read the profile BEFORE messaging...or expect to be deleted / blocked on the basis of sheer laziness alone! No one wants a lazy lover! The purpose of reading someone's profile is to ensure you meet their preferences and vice versa and more importantly, that you are not the total OPPOSITE of what they seek or love what they dont!
2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!
3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!
4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.
If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol I never seen a thread called, advice to the women lol.
Start one then! If you feel its needed but I can guess some of the content already! Lol"
Nah its ok and ur right as we men are not fussie, so there wouldnt be any advice lol x. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.
If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this "
Yeah I know! But I got it off my chest! Lol! I am a total idiot because it wont make the slightest difference because the main offenders dont usually chat on the forums so...yes..preaching to the converted etc! I shall be quiet now! Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"lol I never seen a thread called, advice to the women lol.
Start one then! If you feel its needed but I can guess some of the content already! Lol Nah its ok and ur right as we men are not fussie, so there wouldnt be any advice lol x."
Awwww not true! A lot of guys on here are very fussy but they dont usually chat on here x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.
If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this
Yeah I know! But I got it off my chest! Lol! I am a total idiot because it wont make the slightest difference because the main offenders dont usually chat on the forums so...yes..preaching to the converted etc! I shall be quiet now! Lol x"
I heard just 1% of fab users use the forum to lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.
If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this
Yeah I know! But I got it off my chest! Lol! I am a total idiot because it wont make the slightest difference because the main offenders dont usually chat on the forums so...yes..preaching to the converted etc! I shall be quiet now! Lol x"
Nah keep the posts coming it keeps the forums lively x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Seriously though...all joking aside..I do TRY to respond to all messages but if they can't be bothered to even read my profile then why should I bother?
I always read a profile before messaging because if there is something on there that clearly indicates I am not what they seek...I.e. a cigar smoking chimpanzee living in Buckingham Palace...then CLEARLY I will not be the woman for them so no point wasting my time writing! Although I am a princess ..if that counts????
Simple. if they haven't read the profile I ignore and normally block. It's very easy to do and not rude."
Yes yes...of course I do that! Nothing rude in this forum thread so lets not go down that road. But just saying in the unlikelihood that some might read this and think twice.....thats all. To be fair and even things up, it applies to everyone...male or female! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.
If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this "
Do you mean flaw?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.
If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this
Yeah I know! But I got it off my chest! Lol! I am a total idiot because it wont make the slightest difference because the main offenders dont usually chat on the forums so...yes..preaching to the converted etc! I shall be quiet now! Lol x I heard just 1% of fab users use the forum to lol."
Really? ? Thats interesting actually. ..I rather enjoy the forums. Good for a natter! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"lol I never seen a thread called, advice to the women lol.
Start one then! If you feel its needed but I can guess some of the content already! Lol Nah its ok and ur right as we men are not fussie, so there wouldnt be any advice lol x.
Awwww not true! A lot of guys on here are very fussy but they dont usually chat on here x"
Actually CORRECTION! SORRY. ...Meant to say the opposite of that! Oh hell.....nevermind! Lol |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"1) Read the profile BEFORE messaging...or expect to be deleted / blocked on the basis of sheer laziness alone! No one wants a lazy lover! The purpose of reading someone's profile is to ensure you meet their preferences and vice versa and more importantly, that you are not the total OPPOSITE of what they seek or love what they dont!
2) If you MUST indulge your fetish for 10 photos of your cock from various angles, at least have some other photos too..AND something to say on your profile!
3) Say more than 'hi'!!!!!!!!
4) If you are still reading and havent got the general idea..then you are a lost soul!
so will you or wont you
Well I might make an exception for you "
lol mwahh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you
Started dancing after reading this "
World revolves all of us actually! Irrelevant to my original thread but hey...if it makes you dance to something off topic...rock on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you
Started dancing after reading this
World revolves all of us actually! Irrelevant to my original thread but hey...if it makes you dance to something off topic...rock on!"
Still dancing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you
now i'm dancing
Yay! I got you all dancing!.....dance with me??
only if it's dirty dancing "
it's mandatory!! |
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"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you
now i'm dancing
Yay! I got you all dancing!.....dance with me??
only if it's dirty dancing
it's mandatory!!"
Now you have them revolving around you and we're back to everything revolving around women and couples! |
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"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you
now i'm dancing
Yay! I got you all dancing!.....dance with me??
only if it's dirty dancing
it's mandatory!!
Now you have them revolving around you and we're back to everything revolving around women and couples!"
lol i like that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you"
Good call, the majority of ladies profiles are so aggressive.....don't do this....don't do that, it's off putting tbh.
I know you are plauged with messages but the easy thing is just to block and you won't be winding yourself up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Advice to single women and couples.....the world doesn't revolve around you
now i'm dancing
Yay! I got you all dancing!.....dance with me??
only if it's dirty dancing
it's mandatory!!
Now you have them revolving around you and we're back to everything revolving around women and couples!"
damn...how did that happen?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I may have found the floor in your cunning plan to prevent you mail box over flowing.
If the buggers don't read your profile then they will not be reading this
Yeah I know! But I got it off my chest! Lol! I am a total idiot because it wont make the slightest difference because the main offenders dont usually chat on the forums so...yes..preaching to the converted etc! I shall be quiet now! Lol x I heard just 1% of fab users use the forum to lol.
Really? ? Thats interesting actually. ..I rather enjoy the forums. Good for a natter! "
Yes the usage of the forums is only by a tiny minority so those you actually want to read this won't |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This cracks me up. Rules for single guys. single ladies and couples do what they like! So many couple profiles with 50+ pics on them showing everything in graphic detail over and over again. Makes me not want to meet them as there is def nothing left to the imagination!!! Id rather wank that be told what to do by people that think they are gods gift!! |
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