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8 days to go should i stay or should I go im in Kent
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of fluck why have we gotta leave Kent in 8 days??
What's happening in 8 days?
Ppsstt do I need to spread the word? "
that mean you can come back home? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think it matters one iota what kind of member you are. Let your membership elapse but stay on the site and concentrate on looking around, seeing how it all works and how best to maximise your profile if you feel its not working for you.
Tina said it best above, these threads don't usually end well as the vast majority of people don't know you. To be brutally frank, unless you've been a long-time contributor to the forums, they don't really care either way and why should they?
Give it another wee while as it's definitely worth it once you make that break through but bear in mind that as a single guy, like it or not, you'll have to work a fuck-sight harder to get make a success of Fab.
Good luck though with whatever you decide to do fella!
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Right, let's have a look at your profile:
Hi there well I'm Steve from Canterbury im just a regular fella who is new to all this in fact I'm a swinging virgin looking for couples and single females for fun and regular friendship lol x I travel to Cheltenham every 2/3 Sundays to see my children so would like to see if there is anyone who lives there as well xx
First off, don't say that you are a swinging virgin, as not many people want to hold someone's hand. They'd rather meet someone who knows the score and is confident. Fun and regular friendship, to me, imply you are looking for a relationship. Not everyone on here is. The majority aren't.
You say you can't accommodate, that is fine, but to many people, this means wife, mum and dad, 3 bodies in the fridge etc. Try and say why you can't accommodate. In fact try to sell yourself. Give a few reasons why you are fun to meet. Why SHOULD couple pick you over 94,000 other guys?
Photos - you have a face pic, that should be used as your avatar, as there are unreal numbers of cock pic avatars. It's not a bad pic, either in that you don't look like you are on a wanted poster or know why 17 people in Kent are unaccounted for. Lost the cock pics. It is a nice cock, but nothing spectacular; we can take it as read that you have a cock and that nothing green is seeping out the end. Replace it with pics of you in clothes, some out of clothes, some outdoors, a token funny one, one dressed up as if you were going on a date. AVOID sky remotes, toilets and socks (Popeye has a licence for his socks) in your pics.
Participate in the forums. Get to know people here. Go to clubs and socials. Think long term.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, let's have a look at your profile:
Hi there well I'm Steve from Canterbury im just a regular fella who is new to all this in fact I'm a swinging virgin looking for couples and single females for fun and regular friendship lol x I travel to Cheltenham every 2/3 Sundays to see my children so would like to see if there is anyone who lives there as well xx
First off, don't say that you are a swinging virgin, as not many people want to hold someone's hand. They'd rather meet someone who knows the score and is confident. Fun and regular friendship, to me, imply you are looking for a relationship. Not everyone on here is. The majority aren't.
You say you can't accommodate, that is fine, but to many people, this means wife, mum and dad, 3 bodies in the fridge etc. Try and say why you can't accommodate. In fact try to sell yourself. Give a few reasons why you are fun to meet. Why SHOULD couple pick you over 94,000 other guys?
Photos - you have a face pic, that should be used as your avatar, as there are unreal numbers of cock pic avatars. It's not a bad pic, either in that you don't look like you are on a wanted poster or know why 17 people in Kent are unaccounted for. Lost the cock pics. It is a nice cock, but nothing spectacular; we can take it as read that you have a cock and that nothing green is seeping out the end. Replace it with pics of you in clothes, some out of clothes, some outdoors, a token funny one, one dressed up as if you were going on a date. AVOID sky remotes, toilets and socks (Popeye has a licence for his socks) in your pics.
Participate in the forums. Get to know people here. Go to clubs and socials. Think long term.
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Where would we be without your wit and wisdom?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, let's have a look at your profile:
Hi there well I'm Steve from Canterbury im just a regular fella who is new to all this in fact I'm a swinging virgin looking for couples and single females for fun and regular friendship lol x I travel to Cheltenham every 2/3 Sundays to see my children so would like to see if there is anyone who lives there as well xx
First off, don't say that you are a swinging virgin, as not many people want to hold someone's hand. They'd rather meet someone who knows the score and is confident. Fun and regular friendship, to me, imply you are looking for a relationship. Not everyone on here is. The majority aren't.
You say you can't accommodate, that is fine, but to many people, this means wife, mum and dad, 3 bodies in the fridge etc. Try and say why you can't accommodate. In fact try to sell yourself. Give a few reasons why you are fun to meet. Why SHOULD couple pick you over 94,000 other guys?
Photos - you have a face pic, that should be used as your avatar, as there are unreal numbers of cock pic avatars. It's not a bad pic, either in that you don't look like you are on a wanted poster or know why 17 people in Kent are unaccounted for. Lost the cock pics. It is a nice cock, but nothing spectacular; we can take it as read that you have a cock and that nothing green is seeping out the end. Replace it with pics of you in clothes, some out of clothes, some outdoors, a token funny one, one dressed up as if you were going on a date. AVOID sky remotes, toilets and socks (Popeye has a licence for his socks) in your pics.
Participate in the forums. Get to know people here. Go to clubs and socials. Think long term.
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How do you fit 3 bodies in a fridge? I struggle to get my weekly shop in mine lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How do you fit 3 bodies in a fridge? I struggle to get my weekly shop in mine lol
Serial killers are notoriously creative with dismembered bodies.... think Tesco Lasagne.  "
I was thinking more Tetris rather than lasagne |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What with all the Scotland stay/go bollox nobody noticed that Kent held a referendum and decided to declare itself independent of Suffolk, the bridges are now patrolled by the Kings Kent southeast Highlanders...9-5 weekday half day Saturday  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No not at all I wanted to get some advice on what to do and how was best to get to meet people"
theres a social at eureaka 21st, go spread yourself about meet and chat.
kent social eureakas you will need to put your name down soon tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No not at all I wanted to get some advice on what to do and how was best to get to meet people
theres a social at eureaka 21st, go spread yourself about meet and chat.
kent social eureakas you will need to put your name down soon tho"
ooops typo its 25th not 21st |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We just need to know if Kent's going to disappear of the planet and leave a tiny black hole
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The Thames is going to disappear and you are going to integrate with Essex and become Kentsex  Ruby (Hotruby) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously:
1, Do a search on the forums for profile advice, nothing inherently wrong with yours... but nothing right either.
2, Drag your arse into a social or three get known.
3, Get involved in the forums, stop posting "anyone in Kent" and start chatting.
Your decision on stay or go, not seen the quality or quantity of the messages you may have sent, but there is a low success rate for single guys messaging which is boosted massively by an entertaining profile.
Good luck whatever you decide.
UnSeriously
Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out. |
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