Buy a douche, fill with warm water, squirt it up yer bum (about an hour after a poo and a couple of hours before a meet is ideal), repeat a couple of times if necessary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and always pass it pon the left hand side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and always pass it pon the left hand side"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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