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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"
Ohhh, I'd hate to be on your veri list right now! 
Depends what you are expecting I guess? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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funnily enough i used to have a cock pic on, and someone messaged and said it looked 7 or 8 inches.
when i said i was just average, never heard anything again lol.
wasnt trying to pretend anything.
was just a pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Theres nothig wrong with average and I enjoy it just as much I just dont like it when they think im a mug and cant tell the difference lol and I consider 8 inches plus to be hung. |
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"funnily enough i used to have a cock pic on, and someone messaged and said it looked 7 or 8 inches.
when i said i was just average, never heard anything again lol.
wasnt trying to pretend anything.
was just a pic"
I agree, had a similar experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A womans flower is only so deep so anything elsevis wasted. I like average guys who know how to pleasecand not try to tickle me frigging tonsils from me flower  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A womans flower is only so deep so anything elsevis wasted. I like average guys who know how to pleasecand not try to tickle me frigging tonsils from me flower "
There's hope for us all based on this ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A womans flower is only so deep so anything elsevis wasted. I like average guys who know how to pleasecand not try to tickle me frigging tonsils from me flower "
 I find men who constantly boast how big they are a bit off putting to be honest. |
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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"
Yes....the pics where the bloke is squeezing the bottom and pulling it up to try desperately to add a few extra centimetres always make me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one guy on here who I know personally who said he was VWE....his cock was about 3 inches  what did you do x"
haha it was when we went to a private room but even when he was hard it was about 3 inches, I didn't want to say anything but he was very gorgeous x |
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By *ilmisseCouple
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung?"
I see alot of profiles that say they are only after hung/bbc/VWE/VVWE etc etc, so i can see why they would think they need to lie to get ahead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had one guy on here who I know personally who said he was VWE....his cock was about 3 inches what did you do x
haha it was when we went to a private room but even when he was hard it was about 3 inches, I didn't want to say anything but he was very gorgeous x"
thats a shame nothing worse when a hot guy turns out to have a micro penis lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A womans flower is only so deep so anything elsevis wasted. I like average guys who know how to pleasecand not try to tickle me frigging tonsils from me flower
I find men who constantly boast how big they are a bit off putting to be honest. "
indeed they are. Self praise is no recommendation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.
....has anyone measured my tongue yet?
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i measured my tongue.
nearly swallowed my sky remote! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thing is when you take the pic it sometimes looks bigger yes because of the angle etc but its not always deliberate, but ofc if its a good pic your going to use it, your only pretending your hung if you say you are and arent, plus hung can be anysize depending on what the ladies perception is so if i say im 7 to most thats not hung but to some it is if they are tight and small. though yes saying you are when your not is stupid thats why i only give the actual size i dont say im hung etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you lol thats exactly what annoys me. If u saybur hung move your hand and take a pic lol
Like this? "
hope the kids werent trying to play COD when you had the idea to take that pic, brain lol |
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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago
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"I had one guy on here who I know personally who said he was VWE....his cock was about 3 inches what did you do x
haha it was when we went to a private room but even when he was hard it was about 3 inches, I didn't want to say anything but he was very gorgeous x thats a shame nothing worse when a hot guy turns out to have a micro penis lol "
This is so true......its so dissheartening  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.
....has anyone measured my tongue yet?
i measured my tongue.
nearly swallowed my sky remote!"
Oooh. I haven't tried that yet. I use the IKEA pencil though. I feel safe with that measurement.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one guy on here who I know personally who said he was VWE....his cock was about 3 inches what did you do x
haha it was when we went to a private room but even when he was hard it was about 3 inches, I didn't want to say anything but he was very gorgeous x thats a shame nothing worse when a hot guy turns out to have a micro penis lol
This is so true......its so dissheartening "
and on his profile it still says he has a big cock.....erm.....?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.
....has anyone measured my tongue yet?
i measured my tongue.
nearly swallowed my sky remote!"
Just spat my coffee out... Sooo funny! |
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"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"
so thats how thay do it theres me thinking my god all the men here are to big for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.
....has anyone measured my tongue yet?
i measured my tongue.
nearly swallowed my sky remote!
Just spat my coffee out... Sooo funny! "
 women always say that to me...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.
....has anyone measured my tongue yet?
i measured my tongue.
nearly swallowed my sky remote!"
...and your meant to measure it!! Not swallow it..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your cock is your selling point. Bloody hell...imagine the conversations.
....has anyone measured my tongue yet?
i measured my tongue.
nearly swallowed my sky remote!
...and your meant to measure it!! Not swallow it..
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its not very easy when you stick something that big in your mouth.
im just glad im not gay....and so are other men lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you lol thats exactly what annoys me. If u saybur hung move your hand and take a pic lol
Like this?
hope the kids werent trying to play COD when you had the idea to take that pic, brain lol"
COD?
Kids play with games with large fish these days? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When asked how big my cock is I ask how slim they are, not that I'm particularly bothered. Some how I don't seem to get a response back.  "
Hahaha, brilliant reply. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"
Never mind, im sure your mailbox is now overflowing with the genuine article. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"
I really don't think they are pretending, they have compared themselves to others and at some point a woman or guy has told them they are hung and have a big cock, during sex its what men want to hear, so they believe it.
Also it depends on your own idea of what hung is, if you have a husband with a 4 inch cock, it follows a guy with a 5 inch cock or bigger is well hung.
Don't blame the man for saying well hung, when that's what you want to hear or fantasise about.
In this life what we give out we usually attract. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung?
I see alot of profiles that say they are only after hung/bbc/VWE/VVWE etc etc, so i can see why they would think they need to lie to get ahead"
Good point well made. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!"
that's your chance of a shag reduced by 50% |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!
that's your chance of a shag reduced by 50%"
Yeah, the 50% that are fat feckers!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!
Could this be a candidate for the Darwin Awards? or the bravest in here  "
Why brave?? |
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"A womans flower is only so deep so anything elsevis wasted. I like average guys who know how to pleasecand not try to tickle me frigging tonsils from me flower
I find men who constantly boast how big they are a bit off putting to be honest. "
I've never met anyone who bangs on about his cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!
Could this be a candidate for the Darwin Awards? or the bravest in here
Why brave?? "
sorry, for th efirst time ever, im gonna back up genuineguy (although most of his posts leave me baffled)
some women are very quick to point out the lies men forward to try and make themselves attractive, but when men point out the ones women make, they are encouraged to hide their opinions in order to make themselves attractive to these same women.
it may well be that because i have a woman i dont need to kiss ass, but i would rather people like, or indeed dislike, me for being honest, rather than be a sheep and follow the crowd of liars fawning over people in the vain hope they will get a little lick on their cock.
so yes, just as many females lie in their profiles as men.
so get over it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that said, opening messages from women tend not to have the lines 'i ave a tight pussy' or 'i have big 38dd breasts' whereas men are very quick to let us know they have an 8 inch cock.
thsts all very nice, but judging by your message, you are using it to type |
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well I guess it depends on your idea of what well hung is, I have always considered myself to be well hung, but I have had a couple of women on here say I shouldn't describe my self as well endowed  I know there are much bigger cocks out there but I still think I am well hung at about 7 and a half inches and quite thick, I can say hand on heart every women I have been to bed with has said I have a big cock, a couple of girlfriends said when I felt how big your cock was I thought shit that's not going to fit in lol, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well I guess it depends on your idea of what well hung is, I have always considered myself to be well hung, but I have had a couple of women on here say I shouldn't describe my self as well endowed I know there are much bigger cocks out there but I still think I am well hung at about 7 and a half inches and quite thick, I can say hand on heart every women I have been to bed with has said I have a big cock, a couple of girlfriends said when I felt how big your cock was I thought shit that's not going to fit in lol, "
people tell you what they think you want to hear, in the hope it gets a bit bigger |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!
Could this be a candidate for the Darwin Awards? or the bravest in here
Why brave??
sorry, for th efirst time ever, im gonna back up genuineguy (although most of his posts leave me baffled)
some women are very quick to point out the lies men forward to try and make themselves attractive, but when men point out the ones women make, they are encouraged to hide their opinions in order to make themselves attractive to these same women.
it may well be that because i have a woman i dont need to kiss ass, but i would rather people like, or indeed dislike, me for being honest, rather than be a sheep and follow the crowd of liars fawning over people in the vain hope they will get a little lick on their cock.
so yes, just as many females lie in their profiles as men.
so get over it!"
100% agree - well said. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!
Could this be a candidate for the Darwin Awards? or the bravest in here
Why brave??
sorry, for th efirst time ever, im gonna back up genuineguy (although most of his posts leave me baffled)
some women are very quick to point out the lies men forward to try and make themselves attractive, but when men point out the ones women make, they are encouraged to hide their opinions in order to make themselves attractive to these same women.
it may well be that because i have a woman i dont need to kiss ass, but i would rather people like, or indeed dislike, me for being honest, rather than be a sheep and follow the crowd of liars fawning over people in the vain hope they will get a little lick on their cock.
so yes, just as many females lie in their profiles as men.
so get over it!
100% agree - well said. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Define hung in inches please?
This!"
7 inches 'Well Endowed'
8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'
9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'
Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Define hung in inches please?
This!
7 inches 'Well Endowed'
8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'
9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'
Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare."
I guess on this formulae I'm half way between Well Endowed & VWE lol
I still maintain that the biggest dick in the world is no good without the mindset of a good lover |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Define hung in inches please?
This!
7 inches 'Well Endowed'
8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'
9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'
Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare."
ANYTHING less cant be average lol.
2 inches isnt average is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Define hung in inches please?
This!
7 inches 'Well Endowed'
8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'
9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'
Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare.
ANYTHING less cant be average lol.
2 inches isnt average is it?"
I knew someone would pick up on that. On the spreadsheet I got those stats from, the widest percentage of cocks were between 5 - 6.5 inches, so that would qualify as 'average', between 6.5-7 inches is above average but not big enough to be considered 'Well Endowed'. |
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"What about women who claim to be average size, but in reality would need to go on a diet to get in the Rolly Pollies!!
Could this be a candidate for the Darwin Awards? or the bravest in here
Why brave??
sorry, for th efirst time ever, im gonna back up genuineguy (although most of his posts leave me baffled)
some women are very quick to point out the lies men forward to try and make themselves attractive, but when men point out the ones women make, they are encouraged to hide their opinions in order to make themselves attractive to these same women.
it may well be that because i have a woman i dont need to kiss ass, but i would rather people like, or indeed dislike, me for being honest, rather than be a sheep and follow the crowd of liars fawning over people in the vain hope they will get a little lick on their cock.
so yes, just as many females lie in their profiles as men.
so get over it!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in
Naiave
doesnt look that wide...tell me a condom that fits then. Trojan supra is all I can and thats with lube first. "
how would i know.
i dont work for durex, and i dont go round measuring mens dicks.
just by looking at your pic, i have seen thicker.
orry if i hurt your fragile ego |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in "
Hmmmm, probably the thickest I've seen in the forums. Nice. Wrong colour for me but nice! |
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"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in
Naiave
doesnt look that wide...tell me a condom that fits then. Trojan supra is all I can and thats with lube first.
how would i know.sorry if I came across like I have an ego cus I definitely havnt. Thats text talk for you.
i dont work for durex, and i dont go round measuring mens dicks.
just by looking at your pic, i have seen thicker.
orry if i hurt your fragile ego"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Define hung in inches please?
This!
7 inches 'Well Endowed'
8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'
9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'
Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare.
ANYTHING less cant be average lol.
2 inches isnt average is it?
I knew someone would pick up on that. On the spreadsheet I got those stats from, the widest percentage of cocks were between 5 - 6.5 inches, so that would qualify as 'average', between 6.5-7 inches is above average but not big enough to be considered 'Well Endowed'. "
actually very interesting, and i was being flippant with that remark about average.
so there is a small window of opporunity where a guy can make up his own mind between being average and being well endowed?
so, arguably, thats where all the ambiguity comes from.
thats the trouble, when us men are left to make our own minds up. lol.
thats why we get married |
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"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in
Naiave
doesnt look that wide...tell me a condom that fits then. Trojan supra is all I can and thats with lube first.
how would i know.sorry if I came across like I have an ego cus I definitely havnt. Thats text talk for you.
i dont work for durex, and i dont go round measuring mens dicks.
just by looking at your pic, i have seen thicker.
orry if i hurt your fragile ego "
seriously I have no ego. Its came across wrong. Just struggle getting condoms on and splitting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Define hung in inches please?
This!
7 inches 'Well Endowed'
8 inches 'Very Well Endowed'
9 inches 'VERY Very Well Endowed'
Anything less is average, anything more is exceptionally rare.
ANYTHING less cant be average lol.
2 inches isnt average is it?
I knew someone would pick up on that. On the spreadsheet I got those stats from, the widest percentage of cocks were between 5 - 6.5 inches, so that would qualify as 'average', between 6.5-7 inches is above average but not big enough to be considered 'Well Endowed'.
actually very interesting, and i was being flippant with that remark about average.
so there is a small window of opporunity where a guy can make up his own mind between being average and being well endowed?"
That was mentioned too, but percentage wise there are ALOT more cocks in the world that fall between 6.5 - 7 inches than there are above it (the frequency drops sharply after 7 inches), hence why that range would only qualify as above average rather than genuinely well endowed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"that said, opening messages from women tend not to have the lines 'i ave a tight pussy' or 'i have big 38dd breasts' whereas men are very quick to let us know they have an 8 inch cock.
thsts all very nice, but judging by your message, you are using it to type"
Oh for crying out loud - is that where i've been going wrong on my profile? I need to talk about m'cock more often lol. *noted*
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"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though."
You a defo a big boy honey and cock looks great |
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"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.
You a defo a big boy honey and cock looks great "
Why thankyou, very kind of you to say so |
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"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.
You a defo a big boy honey and cock looks great
Why thankyou, very kind of you to say so "
Your welcome bet your cocks tickled a few tonsils lol |
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"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.
You a defo a big boy honey and cock looks great
Why thankyou, very kind of you to say so
Your welcome bet your cocks tickled a few tonsils lol "
such a shame you dont live in the midlands.
our man brain is after a nice often friend |
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"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"
Nah hung or not - dont bother me - I can enjoy one if any size xx |
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"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though."
I would vote for yours being the best looking Willy on fabs  of course I'd need a closer look to be sure !
On the subject of guys boasting it's bigger than it really is, we get lots of pics sent that never fail to amuse us. The funniest of the last couple of days is from a guy claiming to be 7 inches. He had the whole gamut of 'lynx' cans, sky remote and tape measure pics however, folding the tape measure so it started at 1 inch, another fold losing another bit of an inch doesn't make 7 does it? We don't need liars and we'd certainly tell the guy to get out if we found he was lying
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By (user no longer on site)
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thats the problem though.
many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate, leading to some men lying to try and get ahead (or just head)
and, lets be honest, who is realy going to be stood on the doorstep to check the difference between 6 and 7 inches?
and if you are then all this is YOUR fault so you have no reason to complain about guys lying. |
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"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in
Naiave
doesnt look that wide...tell me a condom that fits then. Trojan supra is all I can and thats with lube first. "
I buy mine from agricultural merchants, sizes to fit everything up to a stallion, 28 inch length and 10 inch circumference |
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"Women say to me im very wide so wot category does that put me in
Naiave
doesnt look that wide...tell me a condom that fits then. Trojan supra is all I can and thats with lube first.
I buy mine from agricultural merchants, sizes to fit everything up to a stallion, 28 inch length and 10 inch circumference"
thats gonna be a struggle |
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"thats the problem though.
many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate, leading to some men lying to try and get ahead (or just head)
and, lets be honest, who is realy going to be stood on the doorstep to check the difference between 6 and 7 inches?
and if you are then all this is YOUR fault so you have no reason to complain about guys lying."
I think the obsession is based on fantasy rather than fact. I used to meet a woman who insisted on 8 inches plus and I am no where near that, she never complained though |
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"thats the problem though.
many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate"
Why V and H, that was almost a compliment |
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Many women won't step outside the front door until they have full make up applied, hair is coloured to cover any grey and get the shade they desire, they also often wear padded bra's with the optional addition of chicken fillets (arn't they just the best fun ), tenna ladies deal with any incontinence, and can be worn under body shaper pants to smooth out the body shape.
So of course they have the right to complain about men who are over generous in measuring the length of their penis
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"thats the problem though.
many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate, leading to some men lying to try and get ahead (or just head)
and, lets be honest, who is realy going to be stood on the doorstep to check the difference between 6 and 7 inches?
and if you are then all this is YOUR fault so you have no reason to complain about guys lying."
Blah blah blah. A liar is a liar is a liar as the expression goes. You lie about one thing you'll certainly lie about anything.
We DON'T actually check on the doorstep and neither do actually choose our play partners based on cock size. If you'd read our profile you'd know that. Instead you climb upon your high horse, mistakenly believe you have some moral highground upon which to look down on us and therefore pass judgement on it being our fault. Maybe it's best you keep your insipid judgements to yourself. Yes, we're a prime example of pot, kettle, black but you're certainly no better or different. |
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"thats the problem though.
many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate, leading to some men lying to try and get ahead (or just head)
and, lets be honest, who is realy going to be stood on the doorstep to check the difference between 6 and 7 inches?
and if you are then all this is YOUR fault so you have no reason to complain about guys lying.
Blah blah blah. A liar is a liar is a liar as the expression goes. You lie about one thing you'll certainly lie about anything.
We DON'T actually check on the doorstep and neither do actually choose our play partners based on cock size. If you'd read our profile you'd know that. Instead you climb upon your high horse, mistakenly believe you have some moral highground upon which to look down on us and therefore pass judgement on it being our fault. Maybe it's best you keep your insipid judgements to yourself. Yes, we're a prime example of pot, kettle, black but you're certainly no better or different. "
excuse me, that wasnt a post directed at you, its a general point.
you feel guilt about your choices thats your problem.
dont project it onto us.
we are an open book.
no lies
no bullshit
and often, way TOO honest |
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"thats the problem though.
many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate
Why V and H, that was almost a compliment "
dude, credit where credits due.
any man who can use their anatomy to advertise things for sale at 'game' is alright by me lol |
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"Many women won't step outside the front door until they have full make up applied, hair is coloured to cover any grey and get the shade they desire, they also often wear padded bra's with the optional addition of chicken fillets (arn't they just the best fun ), tenna ladies deal with any incontinence, and can be worn under body shaper pants to smooth out the body shape.
So of course they have the right to complain about men who are over generous in measuring the length of their penis
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Why?? Is the size of a mans cock really that important?? |
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"Many women won't step outside the front door until they have full make up applied, hair is coloured to cover any grey and get the shade they desire, they also often wear padded bra's with the optional addition of chicken fillets (arn't they just the best fun ), tenna ladies deal with any incontinence, and can be worn under body shaper pants to smooth out the body shape.
So of course they have the right to complain about men who are over generous in measuring the length of their penis
Why?? Is the size of a mans cock really that important??"
of course.
why have 2 inches you cant get in when you can have 5 lol |
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"thats the problem though.
many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate
Why V and H, that was almost a compliment
dude, credit where credits due.
any man who can use their anatomy to advertise things for sale at 'game' is alright by me lol"
It just made sense - Joypad and Joystick, they make a great couple. |
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"thats the problem though.
many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate
Why V and H, that was almost a compliment
dude, credit where credits due.
any man who can use their anatomy to advertise things for sale at 'game' is alright by me lol
It just made sense - Joypad and Joystick, they make a great couple."
absolutely.
i myself use mine to model mini chedders |
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"thats the problem though.
many women put a lot of emphasis on cock size, and then you see some of the pics, like sexybrains, and could actually feel rater inadequate
Why V and H, that was almost a compliment
dude, credit where credits due.
any man who can use their anatomy to advertise things for sale at 'game' is alright by me lol
It just made sense - Joypad and Joystick, they make a great couple.
absolutely.
i myself use mine to model mini chedders"
Just be sure to wash it afterwards, I don't think ladies like yellow penises (unless they're Marge Simpson). |
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I think theres a great inequality on this. I am blessed to be happy with what I have got. It does the task.well enough.
If I was to say your tits need to be this big and your arse this small I would have no chance, so why the demands??
And dont get me started on the obsession.with "BBC" !! |
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"Yup, those who pretend to be hung should be strung up "
...by their cock. then it might get longer. failing that it'll at least go black, and open up their chances with the BBC lovers |
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"funnily enough i used to have a cock pic on, and someone messaged and said it looked 7 or 8 inches.
when i said i was just average, never heard anything again lol.
wasnt trying to pretend anything.
was just a pic"
It was the same for me and why I've made almost all my cock pics friend only. Was nice having people msg saying I like your huge but I'm in my head anyway average at best. Didn't want anyone being disappointed if we met lol |
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Should I call you cilla black k lol, think he's kind of guy a lady could possibly travel for hehe. think going to have to learn to drive this year lol , midlands where got family.
He's defo got one hell of a nice looking cock aswell as body. Think lot of women would say hell yeah too meeting him
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"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"
Think its a bit rich, coming from a woman.
Everyone post pics on here that they think show them off in the best light.
But we have yet to see guys (excluding the tv/ts on here), who use high heels to elongate their legs, wear false eyelashes and have fake tans, slap loads of make up on, uplift themselves with wonderbra's, or suck themselves in with spanks and don't get me started on the ridiculous 'selfie' pouts loads of girls pull to enhance their lips, like a Leslie Ash wannabe.
And you are moaning about them holding their cock wrong or the angle of the dangle or the camera angle. Come on give them a break, they are only doing what we all are and that's increasing our chances to get a meet. xxx |
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yep! you see the cock pic and then when the time cums!
I dont know why they bother because it is going to bee seen eventuately and they can hardly get a loan of the neighbours! |
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"I'm often asked how big I am but I think my slim body and lack of hair makes it look bigger, I can't help that :/ "
I also use the same background to prove they are all my pics,including face pic. |
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"What this site needs is a independent cock panel. So rather like you are photo verified, a panel of women from fab go round measuring 'suspect' cocks sizes. "
As long as they swallowed the tape measure first I'd be up for that |
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"I'm often asked how big I am but I think my slim body and lack of hair makes it look bigger, I can't help that :/ "
FUCK IT! That's why my cock looks small, I'm a hefty guy with a hairy chest.
Time for a diet and shave methinks.
Thanks for the 'heads up' mate! R
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"Think its a bit rich, coming from a woman.
Everyone post pics on here that they think show them off in the best light.
But we have yet to see guys (excluding the tv/ts on here), who use high heels to elongate their legs, wear false eyelashes and have fake tans, slap loads of make up on, uplift themselves with wonderbra's, or suck themselves in with spanks and don't get me started on the ridiculous 'selfie' pouts loads of girls pull to enhance their lips, like a Leslie Ash wannabe.
And you are moaning about them holding their cock wrong or the angle of the dangle or the camera angle. Come on give them a break, they are only doing what we all are and that's increasing our chances to get a meet. xxx"
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"I'm often asked how big I am but I think my slim body and lack of hair makes it look bigger, I can't help that :/
FUCK IT! That's why my cock looks small, I'm a hefty guy with a hairy chest.
Time for a diet and shave methinks.
Thanks for the 'heads up' mate! R
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"Damn! Well they THOUGHT they were hung, burst bubbles much? Just kidding, happy new year!"
It's not as unsettling as thinking you're below average until you're told many times you're not, believe me |
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"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?
Think its a bit rich, coming from a woman.
Everyone post pics on here that they think show them off in the best light.
But we have yet to see guys (excluding the tv/ts on here), who use high heels to elongate their legs, wear false eyelashes and have fake tans, slap loads of make up on, uplift themselves with wonderbra's, or suck themselves in with spanks and don't get me started on the ridiculous 'selfie' pouts loads of girls pull to enhance their lips, like a Leslie Ash wannabe.
And you are moaning about them holding their cock wrong or the angle of the dangle or the camera angle. Come on give them a break, they are only doing what we all are and that's increasing our chances to get a meet. xxx"
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excuse me, that wasnt a post directed at you, its a general point.
you feel guilt about your choices thats your problem.
dont project it onto us.
we are an open book.
no lies
no bullshit
and often, way TOO honest"
Again, you seem to think your insipid opinions and judgements merit and represent a moral highground upon others.
You used YOUR, which means you're projecting that comment at the quote.
Thanks but I feel no guilt at all about my choices of play mates. Some have been big, some small, some with more pounds on their frame than they'd really like but ALL were chosen because they had nice faces and warm personalities.
By your reasoning it boils down to accepting them regardless of penis size if they lied. Maybe we should allow everyone to class themselves as thin, young, fit, vwe, tight of pussy etc because telling lies is perfectly fine as long as you get laid or you feel inadequate compared to others. Be yourself is the best advice to anyone out there. Liars will get caught out in the end.
It seems you totally missed the crux of the OPs post: People who lie in a desperate attempt to get a meet.
You certainly are an open book, one without words but lots of basic pictures. |
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"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.
I would vote for yours being the best looking Willy on fabs of course I'd need a closer look to be sure !
he was lying"
How did I miss such a lovely compliment?
We could have a 'best cock on fab' competition, but I reckon it'd quickly turn hostile. |
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"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.
I would vote for yours being the best looking Willy on fabs of course I'd need a closer look to be sure !
he was lying
How did I miss such a lovely compliment?
We could have a 'best cock on fab' competition, but I reckon it'd quickly turn hostile."
Hostile?!! You reckon?!! Noooo!!! |
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"I used to get a fair few messages from women commenting on the size of my cock, and asking 'how big is it?', so I asked them how big they'd guess and it was almost always 9 inches or more - they stopped asking since I posted the tape measure pic though.
I would vote for yours being the best looking Willy on fabs of course I'd need a closer look to be sure !
he was lying
How did I miss such a lovely compliment?
We could have a 'best cock on fab' competition, but I reckon it'd quickly turn hostile.
Hostile?!! You reckon?!! Noooo!!! "
Well, so many big weapons in one place |
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I don't get why anyone who is genuine about meeting would claim to be 'hung' if they're clearly not as you're bound to get caught out. Maybe they hope that once they get a meet it'll be overlooked.
I'm not vwe and am completely honest about it. In my experience ladies take it for what it is (no pun intended) and indeed some, especially those who enjoy anal or dp, don't like it too big anyway. |
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I always say average if asked and if asked for size in inches i'd be more likely to round down so as not to disappoint when we meet. Couldn't imagine a bigger mood killer than you said you were huge... my little finger is bigger.
But i guess it depends how you define average. |
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An ex of mine used to say I was the biggest she had ever had. Now I have to admit I know I'maverage so Iput it down to her having only been with errrr ..... Smaller gents.
Saying that have been told mine is just right on a few occasions |
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"Does anyone else get ticked off at guys pretending they are hung? Of course if we meet I will know you were lieing. I just hate it when they send you pics were they are squeezing the bottom and holding the camera at certain angles to make it look bigger does anyone else get pissed iff at this?"
How can they pretend to be hung lol they either are or they aren't and no amount of camera angles will convince me other wise |
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excuse me, that wasnt a post directed at you, its a general point.
you feel guilt about your choices thats your problem.
dont project it onto us.
we are an open book.
no lies
no bullshit
and often, way TOO honest
Again, you seem to think your insipid opinions and judgements merit and represent a moral highground upon others.
You used YOUR, which means you're projecting that comment at the quote.
Thanks but I feel no guilt at all about my choices of play mates. Some have been big, some small, some with more pounds on their frame than they'd really like but ALL were chosen because they had nice faces and warm personalities.
By your reasoning it boils down to accepting them regardless of penis size if they lied. Maybe we should allow everyone to class themselves as thin, young, fit, vwe, tight of pussy etc because telling lies is perfectly fine as long as you get laid or you feel inadequate compared to others. Be yourself is the best advice to anyone out there. Liars will get caught out in the end.
It seems you totally missed the crux of the OPs post: People who lie in a desperate attempt to get a meet.
You certainly are an open book, one without words but lots of basic pictures."
so, you noticed i said YOUR, but completely miss the fact i also stated WOMEN, so unless you are women, and not A WOMAN then i dont see how you are taking it personally.
i cant help the way you read things.
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