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The best sex you've never had!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Achieved one of my fantasies recently 
Me too but the next one is proving impossible though x what is it!?!? PM if need be...  "
I can't because of your filters lol  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I'm beginning to think peeps should name these fantasies, because I'm a nosy girly  I agree let's get it out...Tina take the floor ..nette  "
OK - mine is a night out with Milena Velba, who is a total Goddess |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm beginning to think peeps should name these fantasies, because I'm a nosy girly I agree let's get it out...Tina take the floor ..nette
OK - mine is a night out with Milena Velba, who is a total Goddess "
I need denziel Washington NOW lol...NEXT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was aiming for a Threesome with Nigella n Rosey but it looks like ive been blown out for some geezer called Denziel 
Gary"
who could blow you out cuchi cooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you never had sex with anyone famous. X
Not that I can remember !!! Always a first time ! So tell me are you? And what for?"
I famously was arrested for masturbating whilst wearing Dawn French's underwear on the 32 b bus service to Ealing Central. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you never had sex with anyone famous. X
Not that I can remember !!! Always a first time ! So tell me are you? And what for?
I famously was arrested for masturbating whilst wearing Dawn French's underwear on the 32 b bus service to Ealing Central."
Now I'm sure I'm not the only one that would like to know why and how you had Ms French's undies !!!!?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you never had sex with anyone famous. X
Not that I can remember !!! Always a first time ! So tell me are you? And what for?
I famously was arrested for masturbating whilst wearing Dawn French's underwear on the 32 b bus service to Ealing Central.
Now I'm sure I'm not the only one that would like to know why and how you had Ms French's undies !!!!? "
She keeps posting them to me, she's a bit of a pest really, but I humour her, the really frustrating thing is that she only sends grey ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you never had sex with anyone famous. X
Not that I can remember !!! Always a first time ! So tell me are you? And what for?
I famously was arrested for masturbating whilst wearing Dawn French's underwear on the 32 b bus service to Ealing Central.
Now I'm sure I'm not the only one that would like to know why and how you had Ms French's undies !!!!?
She keeps posting them to me, she's a bit of a pest really, but I humour her, the really frustrating thing is that she only sends grey ones."
You sure she has not got you mixed up with recycleyourundies.com ! With undies that big they can make all sorts of stuff !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very true, indeed I managed to provide shelter for two homeless Shetland ponies and an injured albatross with just one thong."
You are a good man And you should be commended for such work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very true, indeed I managed to provide shelter for two homeless Shetland ponies and an injured albatross with just one thong.
You are a good man And you should be commended for such work "
Apparently I in recognition of my work with animals and plus sized comedy genius's underwear, I have been placed on a special register. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very true, indeed I managed to provide shelter for two homeless Shetland ponies and an injured albatross with just one thong.
You are a good man And you should be commended for such work
Apparently I in recognition of my work with animals and plus sized comedy genius's underwear, I have been placed on a special register."
Alol !!!! hun I'm sorry to shatter your illusions !!!! But think that was more about the wanking in public that got you on that register !!!!!  |
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"Very true, indeed I managed to provide shelter for two homeless Shetland ponies and an injured albatross with just one thong.
You are a good man And you should be commended for such work
Apparently I in recognition of my work with animals and plus sized comedy genius's underwear, I have been placed on a special register."
You are a very funny gentleman, sir! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very true, indeed I managed to provide shelter for two homeless Shetland ponies and an injured albatross with just one thong.
You are a good man And you should be commended for such work
Apparently I in recognition of my work with animals and plus sized comedy genius's underwear, I have been placed on a special register.
Alol !!!! hun I'm sorry to shatter your illusions !!!! But think that was more about the wanking in public that got you on that register !!!!! "
Really, and they said I'd be on it for 10 years, just goes to show you can't trust civic dignitories. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very true, indeed I managed to provide shelter for two homeless Shetland ponies and an injured albatross with just one thong.
You are a good man And you should be commended for such work
Apparently I in recognition of my work with animals and plus sized comedy genius's underwear, I have been placed on a special register.
You are a very funny gentleman, sir!"
Ooh ooh allfor1 I think you have pulled |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very true, indeed I managed to provide shelter for two homeless Shetland ponies and an injured albatross with just one thong.
You are a good man And you should be commended for such work
Apparently I in recognition of my work with animals and plus sized comedy genius's underwear, I have been placed on a special register.
You are a very funny gentleman, sir!
Ooh ooh allfor1 I think you have pulled "
Most people like someone who's willing to put a bit back into the community. I'm a particularly good friend with a chap who has found that you can increase a goat's milk yield by singing Neil Diamond songs to it.
Not loud though. |
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Also ffmm, weve had a few but not as many as i would of liked.. Mrs