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"what's been your worst ever meet? what was so bad about it?" A time machine was involved as she was nearer 60 than 30.  | |||
"He tried to force my head down to his cock in the car after I clearly said no!!!. I went to meet him after having agree a social only. Not very nice at all. " Hope you bit the bastard | |||
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My favourite thing in the world seemed to turn into a possible hazard for my tongue....I made my excuses and left soon after. Shame really because she was a lovely girl too  | |||
"A girl I met away from this site led me to her bedroom...as I began to delve to lower quarters and remove her underwear, I got about a foot away and could smell a horrible stench My favourite thing in the world seemed to turn into a possible hazard for my tongue....I made my excuses and left soon after. Shame really because she was a lovely girl too "just as well you didn't go any further... You may have been eating cottage cheese!! Ha! | |||
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"My oddest meet was meeting a lady at her house. Took me upstairs. Her husband was in the wardrobe wanking. " LOL, I am not odd... only joking I hide UNDER the bed!! | |||
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"A girl I met away from this site led me to her bedroom...as I began to delve to lower quarters and remove her underwear, I got about a foot away and could smell a horrible stench My favourite thing in the world seemed to turn into a possible hazard for my tongue....I made my excuses and left soon after. Shame really because she was a lovely girl too just as well you didn't go any further... You may have been eating cottage cheese!! Ha!"I have just 'sick'd' in my mouth a little  | |||
"A girl I met away from this site led me to her bedroom...as I began to delve to lower quarters and remove her underwear, I got about a foot away and could smell a horrible stench My favourite thing in the world seemed to turn into a possible hazard for my tongue....I made my excuses and left soon after. Shame really because she was a lovely girl too just as well you didn't go any further... You may have been eating cottage cheese!! Ha!
I have just 'sick'd' in my mouth a little "Hahahahaha sorry | |||
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"I always check these just to see if my name has come up, or anyone has written about meeting an unbalanced, overbalancing tranny "  | |||
"I always check these just to see if my name has come up, or anyone has written about meeting an unbalanced, overbalancing tranny "Not yet!
My very worst meet would take too long to write about, but I had a meet not that long ago which promised a great deal and didn't deliver at all. Such a disappointment, for both of us I suspect. | |||
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"That's well impressive... Xxx" Believe me I was not impressed! | |||
"myself last night, got I was shit, shot my load after 5 minutes and left immediately" So it WAS you | |||
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"I met someone from a dating site and I helped her find the joys of squirting.... Sadly things went horribly wrong a few days later when I had her on all fours and was pleasureing her by hand from behind. She was getting to the happy ending and basically lost control. She shat into my cupped hand. Q me running upstair to dispose of the deposit..... Bit of a passion killer "what a party pooper lol | |||
"My oddest meet was meeting a lady at her house. Took me upstairs. Her husband was in the wardrobe wanking. " That's funny .. | |||
"I met someone from a dating site and I helped her find the joys of squirting.... Sadly things went horribly wrong a few days later when I had her on all fours and was pleasureing her by hand from behind. She was getting to the happy ending and basically lost control. She shat into my cupped hand. Q me running upstair to dispose of the deposit..... Bit of a passion killer "Thou shall be known from this day as "pooper scooper " .... | |||
"he put a condom on and came before it was fully on 5 mins from opening the door to him going" Lmao..,,,dam... talk about record time ....if only you had that on vid , could've sent it into "you've been framed " | |||
"I once met a guy who came in his pants when took my top off... "Dam....where do this people come from...really just your top off...and over...god . | |||
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"I met someone from a dating site and I helped her find the joys of squirting.... Sadly things went horribly wrong a few days later when I had her on all fours and was pleasureing her by hand from behind. She was getting to the happy ending and basically lost control. She shat into my cupped hand. Q me running upstair to dispose of the deposit..... Bit of a passion killer "well that was a shit ending   | |||
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"myself last night, got I was shit, shot my load after 5 minutes and left immediately" At least you have the courage to admit it. Well done!  | |||
"I once met a guy who came in his pants when took my top off... "I can understand that  | |||
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"That's well impressive... Xxx Believe me I was not impressed! "that is an impressive top
no it wasn't me  | |||
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"met a bloke once who as fucking was shouting hey im fucking a stranger he rang me a few days later asking to meet again to which I said we were no longer strangers so sorry" Haha top reply | |||
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"myself last night, got I was shit, shot my load after 5 minutes and left immediately At least you have the courage to admit it. Well done! "I can't help it, just a quick glance of myself in the mirror and I can't stop myself. I didn't call myself up the next day either It made me feel used. 5 weeks of amusing and irrelevant chat, a couple of cams with myself to make sure I'm not some sort of weirdo and I blow the first meet. | |||
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"several bad ones one with my ex we went to see a couple he was under his old van on the drive in overalls when we arrived ...he just whipped em off ..& wiping his hands on a tea towel wanted to strip her off in the hall ..his missus was in the kitchen washing up as a single guy a lady off here who had BO issues ..house was a tip & i was nearly sick ..i answered my phone & said i gotta go ..thank you PPI claim call another with a couple where he tried to shove a cucumber up my ass ( no warning ) i left 2 mins after ....leaving them rowing on the landing " what were they rowing over? had he ruined the salad? lol | |||
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" Another was a cat in the bedroom...." Don't tell me there was a nasty incident with it confusing the scratching pose and part of your anatomy? | |||
"Had a couple of bad meets. Very first one, the husband stayed down stairs while we were in the bedroom. She laid on the bed and never moved when I gave oral or fucked her. Never said a word either. Made me doubt myself. Another was a cat in the bedroom...." Don't suppose it occurred to you that the poor woman was probably being forced into something she didn't want to do? A little communication with her probably wouldn't have gone amiss. | |||
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"I met someone from a dating site and I helped her find the joys of squirting.... Sadly things went horribly wrong a few days later when I had her on all fours and was pleasureing her by hand from behind. She was getting to the happy ending and basically lost control. She shat into my cupped hand. Q me running upstair to dispose of the deposit..... Bit of a passion killer "No shit Sherlock?..... oh sorry it appears there was | |||
"Had a couple of bad meets. Very first one, the husband stayed down stairs while we were in the bedroom. She laid on the bed and never moved when I gave oral or fucked her. Never said a word either. Made me doubt myself. Another was a cat in the bedroom.... The women was very welcoming and didn't seem to be co erced , also, very chatty outside the bedroom but then I'm not an expert and it was my first meet. Lets just say the cat was very jealous... Don't suppose it occurred to you that the poor woman was probably being forced into something she didn't want to do? A little communication with her probably wouldn't have gone amiss. " | |||
"Had a couple of bad meets. Very first one, the husband stayed down stairs while we were in the bedroom. She laid on the bed and never moved when I gave oral or fucked her. Never said a word either. Made me doubt myself..." sounds a bit dodgy ..wasn't a blow up ladydoll was it? | |||
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Anyone beat that!!! i challenge you lol | |||
"Our worst meet was when Tony(Hubby )was licking her pussy,her legs wrapped around his shoulders whilst her partner was doing the same .Then out of nowhere he jumped up screaming at my Tony lol then he started to cry,telling Tony to stop,and to top it all off she said to Tony finish me off first lol which then the guy run into the bathroom and locked him self in,all this time Tony was trying to get out but she locked him begging to finish her off .
Anyone beat that!!! i challenge you lol "i we can. we were on a meet and i suddenly got cramp, stood up crying, the woman was startled, the fella couldnt be arsed stopping licking my missus. i then went to the toilet for a shit, and they kept hammering on the door lol | |||
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"I'd love to share; but it wouldn't be right, as they use these forums "haha ditto | |||
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"I'd love to share; but it wouldn't be right, as they use these forums
haha ditto" If I'd met either of you two I'd be very worried right now.
Thing is, do the other parties think it was a great meet?
Oh, and maybe you two should message each other, could be the same person | |||
"I'd love to share; but it wouldn't be right, as they use these forums
haha ditto
If I'd met either of you two I'd be very worried right now.
Thing is, do the other parties think it was a great meet?
Oh, and maybe you two should message each other, could be the same person "Unlikely given the mileage difference but i do like the way you had to point out you hadn't met either if us | |||
"He tried to force my head down to his cock in the car after I clearly said no!!!. I went to meet him after having agree a social only. Not very nice at all. " Nasty, what an arsehole | |||
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"had to ask a couple to leave my home once, he decided she was enjoying herself too much with me and started kicking off...almost turned violent.. "I think it's pathetic when a person of the "couple" kick off or get funny! They shouldn't be on here or getting involved if they can't hack it | |||
"I'd love to share; but it wouldn't be right, as they use these forums
haha ditto
If I'd met either of you two I'd be very worried right now.
Thing is, do the other parties think it was a great meet?
Oh, and maybe you two should message each other, could be the same person
Unlikely given the mileage difference but i do like the way you had to point out you hadn't met either if us "Busted | |||
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"Our worst meet was when Tony(Hubby )was licking her pussy,her legs wrapped around his shoulders whilst her partner was doing the same .Then out of nowhere he jumped up screaming at my Tony lol then he started to cry,telling Tony to stop,and to top it all off she said to Tony finish me off first lol which then the guy run into the bathroom and locked him self in,all this time Tony was trying to get out but she locked him begging to finish her off .
Anyone beat that!!! i challenge you lol
i we can.
we were on a meet and i suddenly got cramp, stood up crying, the woman was startled, the fella couldnt be arsed stopping licking my missus.
i then went to the toilet for a shit, and they kept hammering on the door lol "Nawww still thinks ours was worse lol | |||
"I'd love to share; but it wouldn't be right, as they use these forums "The mind boggles lol | |||
"Arranged a meet with a lady off here (no longer on site) bout 5 years ago, thought I was onto a winner as she had given me her profile details off another site to check out her verifications, checked them out and was thinking she was gonna blow my mind and several other things. Anyway duly turned up at the prearranged time, with supplies of wine, condoms etc (boy scout training kicked in), was walking down the path (dark night here) sees a woman come to the door and stand on the step..... Stops and takes in the view, comparison to pics on profile was... pics 10 yrs younger and prob 2 stone lighter (aint it a bugger when ya cant find the Trading Standards number on your phone) Being a typical bloke who had the mantra of a stiff dick has no conscience duly crossed the threshold and made myself comfortable. The polite pre shag chat consisted of her telling me what where and how she had done it with Tom Dick and Harry (think Fred n Steve must have been unavailable due to conflicting shift patterns) Her sales pitch was so good I nearly signed up for replacement double glazing and a concrete imprinted driveway as well. The deed was done and I think we were both mildly satisfied, I was then told I was staying the night and to expect a wake up call sometime during the nocturnal hrs. Being a guy who does as he was told I set the inbuilt alarm clock to go off bout 3 hrs later. It worked a treat and set out to "Do what she printed on my tin" 10 minutes of frenzied activity and mid thrust she came out with the immortal words "Can we stop cos I`m feeling tired again, but leave the condom on in case I wake up again in an hour or so" Talk about a slap with a nurses pencil, Tommy Todger went down like the Titanic. A few hrs later (6am) it was a simultaneous wake up and I was greeted with "Why aint you still got the condom on, do ya fancy another go and what do ya want for breakfast* (thought such interrogations were against the Human Rights Act).I know I was only supposed to give name, rank and serial number but I ad-libbed to decline her kind offer informing her that I was due on site in 3/4 of an hour and I would get a Maccy D`s breakfast on the way. As I sloped off down the path I made a mental note to tell the team they owed me one big style BTW no animals were harmed in the making or recounting of this tale " Phew.... Shan't be giving this guy any more amphetamine. Xx | |||
"several bad ones one with my ex we went to see a couple he was under his old van on the drive in overalls when we arrived ...he just whipped em off ..& wiping his hands on a tea towel wanted to strip her off in the hall ..his missus was in the kitchen washing up as a single guy a lady off here who had BO issues ..house was a tip & i was nearly sick ..i answered my phone & said i gotta go ..thank you PPI claim call another with a couple where he tried to shove a cucumber up my ass ( no warning ) i left 2 mins after ....leaving them rowing on the landing " Lol ...cucumber...wtf ...hahaha | |||
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"several bad ones one with my ex we went to see a couple he was under his old van on the drive in overalls when we arrived ...he just whipped em off ..& wiping his hands on a tea towel wanted to strip her off in the hall ..his missus was in the kitchen washing up as a single guy a lady off here who had BO issues ..house was a tip & i was nearly sick ..i answered my phone & said i gotta go ..thank you PPI claim call another with a couple where he tried to shove a cucumber up my ass ( no warning ) i left 2 mins after ....leaving them rowing on the landing what were they rowing over? had he ruined the salad? lol" the fact she was sopping wet...i had her at the point & he ruined it ...lol salad ...i dont think she ate it .. | |||
"Met this woman, when I arrived she was pissed, I let it go,,,,,,,,started to have a bit of a play, fingering her to orgasm, then as she came she shit herself,,,,,,,,I was like Alan wells,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!" LMFAO | |||
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