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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago
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following on from the funniest spelling mistakes I was wondering who had seen funny shop signs or places
we have a place near us called Tittenhanger and once saw a sign for a butchers called Arthur cock |
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over a year ago
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"following on from the funniest spelling mistakes I was wondering who had seen funny shop signs or places
we have a place near us called Tittenhanger and once saw a sign for a butchers called Arthur cock"
Whilst living in Japan I saw a band The Funky Chicken. Only issue was the signage on there van said The Fucky Chicken.
Also at a large department store they nailed Father Christmas to a cross at Christmas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A sign for a butchers on the A38 driving out of plymouth reads "well hung meat company" Driven past most weekends for the last ten years and I still have a chortle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A sign for a butchers on the A38 driving out of plymouth reads "well hung meat company" Driven past most weekends for the last ten years and I still have a chortle."
too late thats been posted lol |
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"A sign for a butchers on the A38 driving out of plymouth reads "well hung meat company" Driven past most weekends for the last ten years and I still have a chortle.
too late thats been posted lol"
Bugger, Was in the cider press down the barbican and it had just been painted, the eastern european bar maid had put up some signs kindly warning us about wet pants. I'm sure she did  |
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over a year ago
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We saw a couple in dublin a few years back. On the entrance to a car park it had a minimum height.....
And then we saw a sign that simply said........"this is a temporary sign".......well thanks for that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While driving through the lake district we saw a sign for a little village called lower cleft, tried not to laugh until we went a little further and saw a sign for upper cleft  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Penrith Rail Station appears to have a sign saying
Keep back from the platform edge
or you may get sucked off
A friend sent me a photo of it to cheer me up but cannot vouch for its authenticity! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a legendary Motorcycle shop in Laceby near Grimsby selling only British spares.
Behind the counter was a sign:
"PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR JAPANESE SPARES, AS A SMACK IN THE GOB OFTEN OFFENDS!"
XXXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since a child I've had an overwhelming compulsion to put an 'i' in the middle of all the 'TO LET' signs I see"
I want to do the same everytime I see an Audi TT  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Penrith Rail Station appears to have a sign saying
Keep back from the platform edge
or you may get sucked off
A friend sent me a photo of it to cheer me up but cannot vouch for its authenticity! "
Tried it stood there for hours and no one came to suck me off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Penrith Rail Station appears to have a sign saying
Keep back from the platform edge
or you may get sucked off
A friend sent me a photo of it to cheer me up but cannot vouch for its authenticity! "
I got sent this too and wondered if it was real. .... made me smile though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A little village near me is called "knockin" and yes the village shop is called the knockin shop "
we know it well , pass it every friday and when we have friends in the car they always piss themselves when they see the shop |
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In sandwich kent there is a street called "no name street" I have on the back of my security van a sign that said
Is this van being driven well if it is.
Please phone 999
Driver is either d*unk or the van is stolen. |
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"Road not far from us called "Bell End"
The village of "Flash" in derbyshire
Then there are the lifts (elevators) made by a company called "Schindlers". I chuckle every time I get in one."
If you follow Bell End to the end, it leads on to Mincing Lane....I kid you not....lol
https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client=opera&channel=suggest&q=bell+end,+dudley&ie=UTF-8&ei=iBChUtnYMYqBhAfz1oGQBA&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg |
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when my dad was a kid he told me of a sign outside a church by where he lived that said 'jesus saves'
someone had written underneath
'then sign him up for wolves' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pulling up to a junction i saw a STOP sign, with scrawled underneath 'hammertime'
made me chuckle the rest of my way home lol
We've seen that "
apparently there is one with 'collaborate and listen' on it too, but havent seen that one |
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