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over a year ago
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I'd been chatting to a guy online for a few weeks and we eventually arranged to meet at his place for some naughty fun. Everything was great until I went down on him and he started to scream, moan and pant like he was the female in a very low budget porn movie...have you ever tried to stifle a laugh with a mouth full of cock? Not easy! To shut him up I got on top, which seemed to work until he started clawing at my breasts. I couldn't wait for it to be over.....now I insist on a social meet!!!  |
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"I'd been chatting to a guy online for a few weeks and we eventually arranged to meet at his place for some naughty fun. Everything was great until I went down on him and he started to scream, moan and pant like he was the female in a very low budget porn movie...have you ever tried to stifle a laugh with a mouth full of cock? Not easy! To shut him up I got on top, which seemed to work until he started clawing at my breasts. I couldn't wait for it to be over.....now I insist on a social meet!!! "
No way sounds like he has been watching too many films social meet is always good there has to be a connection  |
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"Has anybody had any really strange meets iv had a recent meet when the lady smiled she had no bottom teeth lol
Did she give you a blowjob? "
No nice girl but the meet never go that far and I was very polite  |
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"I'd been chatting to a guy online for a few weeks and we eventually arranged to meet at his place for some naughty fun. Everything was great until I went down on him and he started to scream, moan and pant like he was the female in a very low budget porn movie...have you ever tried to stifle a laugh with a mouth full of cock? Not easy! To shut him up I got on top, which seemed to work until he started clawing at my breasts. I couldn't wait for it to be over.....now I insist on a social meet!!! "
Did he have a moustache and a Dickie Davies hair do...?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd been chatting to a guy online for a few weeks and we eventually arranged to meet at his place for some naughty fun. Everything was great until I went down on him and he started to scream, moan and pant like he was the female in a very low budget porn movie...have you ever tried to stifle a laugh with a mouth full of cock? Not easy! To shut him up I got on top, which seemed to work until he started clawing at my breasts. I couldn't wait for it to be over.....now I insist on a social meet!!! "
the thing is, how would you know he has an attitude to sex like a 70s porn star just by having a drink with someone? |
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"I'd been chatting to a guy online for a few weeks and we eventually arranged to meet at his place for some naughty fun. Everything was great until I went down on him and he started to scream, moan and pant like he was the female in a very low budget porn movie...have you ever tried to stifle a laugh with a mouth full of cock? Not easy! To shut him up I got on top, which seemed to work until he started clawing at my breasts. I couldn't wait for it to be over.....now I insist on a social meet!!! "
and the social meet will tell you what he is like in bed,how?? |
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"I'd been chatting to a guy online for a few weeks and we eventually arranged to meet at his place for some naughty fun. Everything was great until I went down on him and he started to scream, moan and pant like he was the female in a very low budget porn movie...have you ever tried to stifle a laugh with a mouth full of cock? Not easy! To shut him up I got on top, which seemed to work until he started clawing at my breasts. I couldn't wait for it to be over.....now I insist on a social meet!!!
and the social meet will tell you what he is like in bed,how??"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went and met a guy at his. As soon as he opened the door. I thought oh shit !!!!!! He was a hoarder. Crap everywhere. I made my excuses and left. Falling over a pile of newspapers as I left |
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"Has anybody had any really strange meets iv had a recent meet when the lady smiled she had no bottom teeth lol"
If you'd have said no teeth at all I'd have asked you to point me in her direction. I have a strange sex related bucket list. |
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"I'd been chatting to a guy online for a few weeks and we eventually arranged to meet at his place for some naughty fun. Everything was great until I went down on him and he started to scream, moan and pant like he was the female in a very low budget porn movie...have you ever tried to stifle a laugh with a mouth full of cock? Not easy! To shut him up I got on top, which seemed to work until he started clawing at my breasts. I couldn't wait for it to be over.....now I insist on a social meet!!!
the thing is, how would you know he has an attitude to sex like a 70s porn star just by having a drink with someone?"
My thoughts too |
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By *rsSuckWoman
over a year ago
Hemel Hempstead |
"I went and met a guy at his. As soon as he opened the door. I thought oh shit !!!!!! He was a hoarder. Crap everywhere. I made my excuses and left. Falling over a pile of newspapers as I left "
What a lucky excape! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd been chatting to a guy online for a few weeks and we eventually arranged to meet at his place for some naughty fun. Everything was great until I went down on him and he started to scream, moan and pant like he was the female in a very low budget porn movie...have you ever tried to stifle a laugh with a mouth full of cock? Not easy! To shut him up I got on top, which seemed to work until he started clawing at my breasts. I couldn't wait for it to be over.....now I insist on a social meet!!!
the thing is, how would you know he has an attitude to sex like a 70s porn star just by having a drink with someone?
My thoughts too"
suppose if he has a big tache, and half way through he gets up, pulls a big wrench from his pocket and says 'im just going to check the barmaids plumbing' that would give a reasonable idea.....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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when i was on another site, a man who was much older than me was pushy so i agreed to see him. When he turned up it was obvious he hadnt met anyone else before, he was quite bossy and all he wanted to do was kiss and cuddle because he said he was nervous and he only stayed about 10 minutes, i didnt like him. |
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"when i was on another site, a man who was much older than me was pushy so i agreed to see him. When he turned up it was obvious he hadnt met anyone else before, he was quite bossy and all he wanted to do was kiss and cuddle because he said he was nervous and he only stayed about 10 minutes, i didnt like him."
So a really pushy bloke will get a meet with you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd been chatting to a guy online for a few weeks and we eventually arranged to meet at his place for some naughty fun. Everything was great until I went down on him and he started to scream, moan and pant like he was the female in a very low budget porn movie...have you ever tried to stifle a laugh with a mouth full of cock? Not easy! To shut him up I got on top, which seemed to work until he started clawing at my breasts. I couldn't wait for it to be over.....now I insist on a social meet!!! "
That made me laugh so much lol the image is in my head now haha cheers lololol |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"when i was on another site, a man who was much older than me was pushy so i agreed to see him. When he turned up it was obvious he hadnt met anyone else before, he was quite bossy and all he wanted to do was kiss and cuddle because he said he was nervous and he only stayed about 10 minutes, i didnt like him.
So a really pushy bloke will get a meet with you? "
Possibly something some single men haven't tried yet. 'Oi you! Meet! NOW!!!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when i was on another site, a man who was much older than me was pushy so i agreed to see him. When he turned up it was obvious he hadnt met anyone else before, he was quite bossy and all he wanted to do was kiss and cuddle because he said he was nervous and he only stayed about 10 minutes, i didnt like him.
So a really pushy bloke will get a meet with you? "
Not now i have learnt my lesson.  |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
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Went to meet a gent who sounded great, hit all the right buttons if you know what I mean.
Turned up, spent an hour trying to "enliven" proceedings.
Then he tells me..
"Oh I have problems down there as I have early onset Alzheimer's. "
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"I'd been chatting to a guy online for a few weeks and we eventually arranged to meet at his place for some naughty fun. Everything was great until I went down on him and he started to scream, moan and pant like he was the female in a very low budget porn movie...have you ever tried to stifle a laugh with a mouth full of cock? Not easy! To shut him up I got on top, which seemed to work until he started clawing at my breasts. I couldn't wait for it to be over.....now I insist on a social meet!!! "
lmao! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went to meet a gent who sounded great, hit all the right buttons if you know what I mean.
Turned up, spent an hour trying to "enliven" proceedings.
Then he tells me..
"Oh I have problems down there as I have early onset Alzheimer's. "
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Sad but funny,,,it's ok to laugh right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My weirdest shag was when I hooked up a bird from badoo,I told her my name and we got on for few weeks before we met up. While I was having sex at hers she kept calling me john and it felt so strange I had to tell her it's not john it's me here lol
Later found out John was her dead husband.felt weird and strange and hunted me for a week but now makes me laff |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My weirdest shag was when I hooked up a bird from badoo,I told her my name and we got on for few weeks before we met up. While I was having sex at hers she kept calling me john and it felt so strange I had to tell her it's not john it's me here lol
Later found out John was her dead husband.felt weird and strange and hunted me for a week but now makes ime laff"
please tell me his ghost wasnt watching u n this was his wish to watch her fk someone else but call his name |
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"My weirdest shag was when I hooked up a bird from badoo,I told her my name and we got on for few weeks before we met up. While I was having sex at hers she kept calling me john and it felt so strange I had to tell her it's not john it's me here lol
Later found out John was her dead husband.felt weird and strange and hunted me for a week but now makes ime laff
please tell me his ghost wasnt watching u n this was his wish to watch her fk someone else but call his name"
Ha ha who knows and who cares now |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"My weirdest shag was when I hooked up a bird from badoo,I told her my name and we got on for few weeks before we met up. While I was having sex at hers she kept calling me john and it felt so strange I had to tell her it's not john it's me here lol
Later found out John was her dead husband.felt weird and strange and hunted me for a week but now makes me laff"
I had similar,, he made me wear a crotchless leather outfit which fitted me perfect .. turned out I was a clone of his dead wife shame I couldn't deal with it as he was lovely and great in the sack |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My weirdest shag was when I hooked up a bird from badoo,I told her my name and we got on for few weeks before we met up. While I was having sex at hers she kept calling me john and it felt so strange I had to tell her it's not john it's me here lol
Later found out John was her dead husband.felt weird and strange and hunted me for a week but now makes me laff
I had similar,, he made me wear a crotchless leather outfit which fitted me perfect .. turned out I was a clone of his dead wife shame I couldn't deal with it as he was lovely and great in the sack"
Some right weirdos out there lol glad I ain't the only 1,if she had said in the beginning I would maybe pretended to be john(no thx) |
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