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who has the biggest clit when erect?
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over a year ago
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"Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'. 
Which way round was the can?  "
length ways bottom of the can up to the 'L'..big isnt it?
So what do I win? |
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"Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'.
Which way round was the can?
length ways bottom of the can up to the 'L'..big isnt it?
So what do I win? "
You win Jelly Beans |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'.
Which way round was the can?
length ways bottom of the can up to the 'L'..big isnt it?
So what do I win?
You win Jelly Beans "
All good..i like jelly beans |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'.
Which way round was the can?
length ways bottom of the can up to the 'L'..big isnt it?
So what do I win?
You win Jelly Beans
All good..i like jelly beans "
I like flicking them before I eat them.  |
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"Mine is teeny tiny so more like a grain of cous cous "
A single grain? Cous cous is tiny! No wonder I've been searching all this time and never found one!!!  |
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"Mine is teeny tiny so more like a grain of cous cous
A single grain? Cous cous is tiny! No wonder I've been searching all this time and never found one!!! "
Hehe. As far as I'm aware most are small like that but hidden under a hood of skin. That is why they can be hard to find I guess. If it was nipped away it would be the female equivalent of a circumcision |
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My gf has a huge clit about the size of half my thumb, i spend ages licking and sucking that, i can actually take it between my lips and give her a blowjob. Drives her crazy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Broad bean?
I do wonder if size matters when we are talking clit? Is bigger better?"
Sort of , but just "visable" is good . Went out with a lady once and I had to rig a lamp up and put my reading glasses on , and still couldn't find it !!! |
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"My gf has a huge clit about the size of half my thumb, i spend ages licking and sucking that, i can actually take it between my lips and give her a blowjob. Drives her crazy "
OMG it sounds like a penis!  |
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"What's this elusive hood you speak of lol
It is what covers it and protects it.
By the sound of it mine is abnormally small. Not that I care as I get no complaints "
Diamonds can be small but everybody wants one |
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"My gf has a huge clit about the size of half my thumb, i spend ages licking and sucking that, i can actually take it between my lips and give her a blowjob. Drives her crazy
OMG it sounds like a penis! "
I reckon it is really. She's called Big Davie. |
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"What's this elusive hood you speak of lol
It is what covers it and protects it.
By the sound of it mine is abnormally small. Not that I care as I get no complaints
Diamonds can be small but everybody wants one "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"V measured hers against a sky remote.
however it was quite inaccurate as she shoved it half way up her chuff and turned the simpsons off, so we gave up"
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"What's this elusive hood you speak of lol
It is what covers it and protects it.
By the sound of it mine is abnormally small. Not that I care as I get no complaints
Diamonds can be small but everybody wants one "
Does that make me strange then as I do not want a diamond? |
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"My gf has a huge clit about the size of half my thumb, i spend ages licking and sucking that, i can actually take it between my lips and give her a blowjob. Drives her crazy
OMG it sounds like a penis!
I reckon it is really. She's called Big Davie. "
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"What's this elusive hood you speak of lol
It is what covers it and protects it.
By the sound of it mine is abnormally small. Not that I care as I get no complaints
Diamonds can be small but everybody wants one
Does that make me strange then as I do not want a diamond? "
So, and be truthful, you are saying you would turn down a diamond if you were offered one |
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"What unit of measurement or we using? Baked bean, kidney bean?
Who cares. Just flick the bean  "
I read in the Daily Telegraph this morning that the Olympic committee are considering bean flicking for Rio 2016. It going to replace either luge or that stupid sport where they use brooms to polish the floor so that fat thing slides over it easier. The head of the committee reckons that bean flicking is a relatively cheap sport that can be enjoyed by all, do is more appropriate in the committees drive to get sport into the community. Therefore it best personifies the Olympic spirit. They are looking to organise bean flicking events at village fetes and church bazaars and stuff like that. It was quite an informative article |
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"Broad bean?
I do wonder if size matters when we are talking clit? Is bigger better?
Sort of , but just "visable" is good . Went out with a lady once and I had to rig a lamp up and put my reading glasses on , and still couldn't find it !!!"
Was that me?! |
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Just found this on google. What did people do for fun before the world side web lol:
6.The spotted hyena has a very big clitoris, named pseudopenis. It is by far the largest clitoris in the animal kingdom. In these hyenas, the vulva is fused, and the clitoris is used for urination, mating (it contracts for mating and the opening widens to allow the penetration by the male's penis) and giving birth. To complicate it all, the females also possess a fake scrotum made by the enlarged joined vulva and pseudo-testes filled with fatty tissue.
So maybe the bigger ones are not clitorises at all. Maybe they are fake scrotums |
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"What's this elusive hood you speak of lol
It is what covers it and protects it.
By the sound of it mine is abnormally small. Not that I care as I get no complaints
Diamonds can be small but everybody wants one
Does that make me strange then as I do not want a diamond?
So, and be truthful, you are saying you would turn down a diamond if you were offered one "
No of course not as I would never turn down a gift. I love amethysts and tanzanites best as the colours are pretty |
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"V measured hers against a sky remote.
however it was quite inaccurate as she shoved it half way up her chuff and turned the simpsons off, so we gave up"
Major coffee down nose moment at that one laughed so hard think mine flew off....checking under settee for it now!!!! |
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"I met a chick in Thailand with a six inch cult or so "she" said "
why was she only interested in such small companions?
were they aiming to overthrow the government little by little? |
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"My gfs is about 2/3mm dia.
I guess that's about average!
According to an article, the average is 3-5mm which makes my gf small! Awww! Cute!"
funny how you say small, others would say below average lol.
sure she is pleased you know how to dress things up to still sound nice lol |
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"My gfs is about 2/3mm dia.
I guess that's about average!
According to an article, the average is 3-5mm which makes my gf small! Awww! Cute!
funny how you say small, others would say below average lol.
sure she is pleased you know how to dress things up to still sound nice lol"
Aww well she knows I love small stuff! She's very petite in general. Unfortunately, so is her sex drive! Xxx |
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