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Biggest thing up your Ass?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"an entire gateux, and a sunday dinner.
well, it was when it wet in.
wasnt when it came out, but felt like it was tinned!!"
Hey you stole my gag 
I was biding my time till the punch line too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"an entire gateux, and a sunday dinner.
well, it was when it wet in.
wasnt when it came out, but felt like it was tinned!!
Hey you stole my gag
I was biding my time till the punch line too "
you know what they say.
insane minds think alike lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"an entire gateux, and a sunday dinner.
well, it was when it wet in.
wasnt when it came out, but felt like it was tinned!!
Hey you stole my gag
I was biding my time till the punch line too
you know what they say.
insane minds think alike lol"
Badass. I'm watching you two  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"an entire gateux, and a sunday dinner.
well, it was when it wet in.
wasnt when it came out, but felt like it was tinned!!
Hey you stole my gag
I was biding my time till the punch line too
you know what they say.
insane minds think alike lol
Badass. I'm watching you two "
hope not too closely.
dont want you seeing the joins lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once managed an apple - no I didn't eat it afterwards."
Bit of a weird shape haha, I dont do much anal play but do enjoy it from time to time, I managed to get a big deodorant can up my ass today, hurt at first on the way in but it soon began to feel good.
I want someones fist next! haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You would get a better sensation by using a 3 bangs for your butt. It has three different diameters as you go down on it. It takes some doing but once it's home boy what a thrill. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sure?
Sure was Sure 
Glad to hear it, could of been a bit of a shocker if you'd admitted to Lynx Africa"
Haha, well the next goal has to be someones Arm  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"I once managed an apple - no I didn't eat it afterwards.
Bit of a weird shape haha, I dont do much anal play but do enjoy it from time to time, I managed to get a big deodorant can up my ass today, hurt at first on the way in but it soon began to feel good.
I want someones fist next! haha"
Not that Im advocating anyone shoving household items up their jacksey (there are far better things ) but please please don't put aerosol cans up there lid first - as the can comes out the lid often doesn't and the only way its coming out is via a trip to surgery... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once managed an apple - no I didn't eat it afterwards.
Bit of a weird shape haha, I dont do much anal play but do enjoy it from time to time, I managed to get a big deodorant can up my ass today, hurt at first on the way in but it soon began to feel good.
I want someones fist next! haha
Not that Im advocating anyone shoving household items up their jacksey (there are far better things ) but please please don't put aerosol cans up there lid first - as the can comes out the lid often doesn't and the only way its coming out is via a trip to surgery..."
Surgery or a shit load of Ex Lax haha Don't worry I used it with a condom over it, don't fancy a nasty infection |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
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Working on aDoc Johnson American Bombshell Rockeye Large Anal Dildo. A ridiculously large name for a ridiculously large toy, its 11" long and 11" circumference at the base. So far getting about halfway down.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Working on aDoc Johnson American Bombshell Rockeye Large Anal Dildo. A ridiculously large name for a ridiculously large toy, its 11" long and 11" circumference at the base. So far getting about halfway down.
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I see you have a sex machine chair too, you kinky fucker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once managed an apple - no I didn't eat it afterwards.
Bit of a weird shape haha, I dont do much anal play but do enjoy it from time to time, I managed to get a big deodorant can up my ass today, hurt at first on the way in but it soon began to feel good.
I want someones fist next! haha
Not that Im advocating anyone shoving household items up their jacksey (there are far better things ) but please please don't put aerosol cans up there lid first - as the can comes out the lid often doesn't and the only way its coming out is via a trip to surgery..."
Indeed - the important part isn't in getting the object up your ass, its getting it out again! |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
"Working on aDoc Johnson American Bombshell Rockeye Large Anal Dildo. A ridiculously large name for a ridiculously large toy, its 11" long and 11" circumference at the base. So far getting about halfway down.
I see you have a sex machine chair too, you kinky fucker "
Its fun using the two together although the dildo is really a bit big and heavy for the Monkey Rocker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Traffic cone, wot a jackanory, LMAO. Sum exaggeraters on ( FAB ) PMSL. "
It was meant to make you laugh. Sum gullible types on (Fab) too
Although on a trip to Amsterdam there was a implement called Der Fist now that was bigger that a cone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Traffic cone, wot a jackanory, LMAO. Sum exaggeraters on ( FAB ) PMSL.
It was meant to make you laugh. Sum gullible types on (Fab) too
Although on a trip to Amsterdam there was a implement called Der Fist now that was bigger that a cone. "
Love your strap-on pic... would love for you to pegg me |
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"A doctors finger but I didnt put it there. It didnt half hurt
Mine had to ask me to "unclench" so he could get his finger out without, as he put it, "turning me inside out"! "
Bet you didnt have an Ear Infection though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel all inferior now...all this talk of 11, 12 and 13 inches.
Biggest i have managed to get up is 8 and a half inches...mind you, it was attached to 5 ft 6 inches of man at the time
Not bad for a first time taking it up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Traffic cone.
You want to search the "Super Victor Giant Dildo" on Lovehoney! Its not far from the size of a traffic cone  x"
Bloody hell just looked up the super victor. My eyes waters just looking at it. |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Traffic cone.
You want to search the "Super Victor Giant Dildo" on Lovehoney! Its not far from the size of a traffic cone x
Bloody hell just looked up the super victor. My eyes waters just looking at it."
The product video is great, it almost looks like the demonstrator is hiding behind it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7" circumference plug
A certain well known and even better hung black guy. (check my veri )
Fantastic two big ones filling both holes. Lovely."
Lol; Dream on. My back doors remain for toilet use only. That post was from 'him'.
I did try the same guy and I have to agree; he's one helluva big fella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One guy had his fist in me and was wanking off the other guy that had his cock in there as well. That was good. As for an object, I have a XXL Kong rubber toy. It's look it up. It's MASSIVE. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i was on my own so i made myself a dildo lol.
used a large can of shaving foam taped the lid on it then put loads of socks over the end to soften it and thicken it :P
with no lube other than spit and my slack ass i got it my ass while i st over it. took in a good 4 inchs and it was the exact same size as my fist
i was pissing pre cum while it was up me and was raw n tender for days lol but fucking loved it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So now that all this has been said as someone did say watch what you use as you may have to have a trip to hospital Not bad service they provide these days free anal on the nhs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One guy had his fist in me and was wanking off the other guy that had his cock in there as well. That was good. As for an object, I have a XXL Kong rubber toy. It's look it up. It's MASSIVE."
Sorry. But this is so funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One guy had his fist in me and was wanking off the other guy that had his cock in there as well. That was good. As for an object, I have a XXL Kong rubber toy. It's look it up. It's MASSIVE.
Sorry. But this is so funny"
I wasn't giggling. |
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