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My mum always told me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That ladies had teeth in their vaginas, as much as I've looked, I can't see past the gums.

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By *uslaffMan  over a year ago

manchester

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaaaahhhh

Lead balloon anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol

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By *andy_tomMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton


"That ladies had teeth in their vaginas, as much as I've looked, I can't see past the gums."

Farther Christmas all ways cum down the chimney . But there was never any cum in our grate .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That ladies had teeth in their vaginas, as much as I've looked, I can't see past the gums."

My mum said always make gravy in the liquidiser that way you get no lumps x

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire


"That ladies had teeth in their vaginas, as much as I've looked, I can't see past the gums."

was a film about that called teeth soooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my mother always made gravy in the electric kettle, she said, one less pan to wash!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That ladies had teeth in their vaginas, as much as I've looked, I can't see past the gums.

was a film about that called teeth soooo funny "

I've no idea but I can imagine it being a horror film.

My mum also told me that if I didn't go to Sunday school I'd grow into a depraved shell of a perverted soul.

She's so disappointed in me.

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By *rthur WrightusMan  over a year ago

Round the Bend

My Mum always said that I would make myself blind doing ' that' , I have proved her wrong so far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum always said I was Special!! Thought it was a compliment at the time

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By *leasures4Couple  over a year ago

East midlands


"That ladies had teeth in their vaginas, as much as I've looked, I can't see past the gums.

was a film about that called teeth soooo funny "

Haha...I saw that film last year. It was hilarious but so badly acted wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always wish that I'd listened to what my Mother told me...... what ever it was she said......

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By *appyfuckerMan  over a year ago

in a happy place north wales coast

mum told me to marry a woman with small hands as it would make my cock look big

dose any 1 know any female midgets lol

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By *ornyunhotCouple  over a year ago

crazytown

Lol..I call my pussy a woofer and ive told my son its called that cus it bites!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my mum always told me to wash behind my ears and wear clean underpants in case you get run over by a bus. a lot of bloody use that would be! cheers mum. love you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my mum always told me i should never go to school with a dirty shirt .....its true , it was never dirty......often wet tho ....she.d say the collar would be dry by the time i got to school lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum used to say " If you fall of that wall and break both your legs dont come running to me ! "

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By *eareenaCouple  over a year ago

Rockford

My Mom told me that if I find a man whose flaws I can live with... I have really found something.. I am still looking

My Sister told me that with one of these... I can gave as many if those as I like. She was not wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum told me to never talk to strangers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum told me to never talk to strangers

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