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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A meet/date has given for cancelling?
This wasn't here and it was some years back. A man told me his grandfather had died the previous night and that he couldn't meet me because he was arranging the funeral. Apparently he already had the date booked, and yet this wasn't a Muslim funeral. It was, however, a bank holiday weekend.
Even if I hadn't been aware of funeral practices, I would have had to question why someone who had been grieving and comforting family all night was spending quite a bit of time on the dating site in the morning.
Some people lurve drama. 
Days later I discovered a friend had heard that excuse given to one of her date's dates ( if you follow  ). |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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Not so much cancelling as I'd been sat in the pub for 30 mins already, but they guy texted me to say he wouldn't be meeting as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not so much cancelling as I'd been sat in the pub for 30 mins already, but they guy texted me to say he wouldn't be meeting as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before. "
Honest to a fault? Or damn creative  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Not so much cancelling as I'd been sat in the pub for 30 mins already, but they guy texted me to say he wouldn't be meeting as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before.
Honest to a fault? Or damn creative "
Honest I think because he invited me to join in. Cheeky bugger. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"most common, is a relative has just kicked the bucket.
most unusual, the hamster is stuck in his wheel, and im off to the vet!"
I thought the most common one was car breaking down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is in reference to someone no longer a user on here.
When I was on here as part of a couple, some guy we were supposed to meet sent us a text five minutes AFTER we were supposed to meet. We were already sat in the bar waiting for him. His text said that he had just had a call saying his grandmother was in hospital and dying so he had got back on the bus to go see her.
I suppose it could have been true, but we took it as red that it was just an excuse XD |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"most common, is a relative has just kicked the bucket.
most unusual, the hamster is stuck in his wheel, and im off to the vet!
I thought the most common one was car breaking down."
I only meet professional guys, and they have nice cars ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"guy not turn up cos he had a puncture and was waiting for RAC to come he never showed but days later got feedback saying he had gone to a club with a lady that night  "
My one with the car break down actually admitted it was a lie.
He'd got cold feet. Ironically I was a pussycat back in those days  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have had a guy say that his dad had been rushed into hospital and he wouldn't be around for a while, then was online the following day (when we were due to meet). Suspicious little ole me asked him how his grandfather was and bingo!! Put his foot in it then as granddad had been ill for a while, guess the wife wouldn't let him out to play
The second was a guy who I have met socially, decided to meet to play but when I mentioned condoms, he suddenly developed gout 
Not counting some relatives birthday party they forgot they had yet miraculously have a verification for the same night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had "somethings come up" !!!! No clue what that was and have not heard from him again "
If I get that excuse, I get the impression they didn't really want to meet as they rarely get back in touch |
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"Not so much cancelling as I'd been sat in the pub for 30 mins already, but they guy texted me to say he wouldn't be meeting as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before. "
LOL, a slow death richly deserved there I think! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we had - oh your messages have just come through all at once - after we said leaving home - arrived etc - give her her due she did get there in the end but think it was guilt - never met her again |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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As for proper excuses, I used to meet a guy on here who was a bit flaky. We'd arrange to meet then he would suddenly remember it was his Mums birthday, or his Dads birthday, or (on one memorable occasion) his own birthday, and already had plans. In the end I gave up arranging anything with him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"we had - oh your messages have just come through all at once - after we said leaving home - arrived etc - give her her due she did get there in the end but think it was guilt - never met her again "
have you never had that happen to your phone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one once the day before the meet the guy phoned me and said he had been caught by the police driving with no insurance and the police had impounded his car..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one loser tell me his phone was broke and that's why it took two days to explain why he was a no show, yet he was online a few hours afrerwards. Guess he forgot about that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm d*unk so I'm going to speak my mind and I don't care what the consequences are. People on here are full of shit. You think you're something special, well you ain't. Sex is sex. If you are giving,someone is taking. Get over your fucking selves. No one here is so special they are above anyone else. Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk so I'm going to speak my mind and I don't care what the consequences are. People on here are full of shit. You think you're something special, well you ain't. Sex is sex. If you are giving,someone is taking. Get over your fucking selves. No one here is so special they are above anyone else. Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live
Tune in again tomorrow for the inevitable contrite rejoinder ....zzzzzzz"
shu up bitch ( Essex accent) you would love my strap on deep in your arse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk so I'm going to speak my mind and I don't care what the consequences are. People on here are full of shit. You think you're something special, well you ain't. Sex is sex. If you are giving,someone is taking. Get over your fucking selves. No one here is so special they are above anyone else. Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live "
You on the right thread? 
If the meet/date cancels then there is no fucking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk so I'm going to speak my mind and I don't care what the consequences are. People on here are full of shit. You think you're something special, well you ain't. Sex is sex. If you are giving,someone is taking. Get over your fucking selves. No one here is so special they are above anyone else. Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live "
I'm with her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My husband has come home early i said that is strange as we had been chating for about 8 weeks and she told me she was widowed about a year before we started chating and she hadnt been with any man since |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me the funny part is why would someone want to waste time talking and arrange a meet and later doesn't turn up? Either he/she has loads of free time to waste others time or maybe they are just too shy to actually meet someone in person  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No think its just they have time to tease get off in the teasing but meeting is hard for them as married got partner or to shy or they aint what they say they are |
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A guy rearranged a meet a couple of times and ended up we were due to meet him midday one Sunday.
We arrived at the place and he sent a text, said he'd had a heavy night and couldn't drive for a few hours.
Could we wait !!
Sure you can guess the response. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had "somethings come up" !!!! No clue what that was and have not heard from him again well that would be needed for a meet from a male lol"
Yeah but not much use if he never met me !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think it was Wyrd who mentioned flaky men. I've had those who have been flaky around phoning and also, although a date has been set no arrangements have been made. They then conveniently have something occur that means the meet won't happen .
Unbelievably they think you cannot add it all up and say they'll rearrange .
Ermmmm don't bother darling . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me the funny part is why would someone want to waste time talking and arrange a meet and later doesn't turn up? Either he/she has loads of free time to waste others time or maybe they are just too shy to actually meet someone in person "
I think some people arrange more than one at the same time. Then have to let people down or go on the missing list.
They normally go a bit quiet a few days before the meet I find. |
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The one who kept saying he was running late then finally said he'd driven past the cafe I was sat in and noone in there looked like my pics so he decided I was a fantasist and didn't stop.
Funny how he never mentioned that the police had closed the road so noone could drive past... |
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My first day back using fab after a long break (not a new profile though) and I jumped right in and advertised for an mmf at my place. Found two suitable men, one very local (less than 10 mins drive) and one from Manchester.
I texted the local one when the Manchester one was about 20 mins away like he asked me to. Then after Manchester bloke had arrived I got a message saying- ' so f $@^ing angry, got pulled over by police, going to be late'. At which point I gave up on him! He texted me again several hours later asking if he could come over now. Guessing he decided mmf wasn't his thing and waited till he thought bloke number 1 was gone! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My first day back using fab after a long break (not a new profile though) and I jumped right in and advertised for an mmf at my place. Found two suitable men, one very local (less than 10 mins drive) and one from Manchester.
I texted the local one when the Manchester one was about 20 mins away like he asked me to. Then after Manchester bloke had arrived I got a message saying- ' so f $@^ing angry, got pulled over by police, going to be late'. At which point I gave up on him! He texted me again several hours later asking if he could come over now. Guessing he decided mmf wasn't his thing and waited till he thought bloke number 1 was gone!"
I hope you replied with the fact both of you were still up for more |
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"My first day back using fab after a long break (not a new profile though) and I jumped right in and advertised for an mmf at my place. Found two suitable men, one very local (less than 10 mins drive) and one from Manchester.
I texted the local one when the Manchester one was about 20 mins away like he asked me to. Then after Manchester bloke had arrived I got a message saying- ' so f $@^ing angry, got pulled over by police, going to be late'. At which point I gave up on him! He texted me again several hours later asking if he could come over now. Guessing he decided mmf wasn't his thing and waited till he thought bloke number 1 was gone!
I hope you replied with the fact both of you were still up for more "
Lol nah I just didn't reply, it was about 3am and I was off to bed. He has replied to my meet requests a few times since and oddly enough I've not replied to those either. .. |
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" Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live
Tune in again tomorrow for the inevitable contrite rejoinder ....zzzzzzz
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had a party arranged and a guy txt to say he had cut himself shaving! He attached a photo of his cock and balls with blood gushing from one of the testicles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its all these fakes and timewasters that grind the gears. For our part we were due to go to a party 2 years ago. Mr G trapped a nerve in his back for real the afternoon of the party. So we called and said we wouldnt be there. I felt so bad not going as I was convinced they would think we were faking. Its taken him almost 2 years to be back to normal (thats the NHS for you). So to paraphrase, sometimes the excuses are for real (probably not most of these though lol) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Its all these fakes and timewasters that grind the gears. For our part we were due to go to a party 2 years ago. Mr G trapped a nerve in his back for real the afternoon of the party. So we called and said we wouldnt be there. I felt so bad not going as I was convinced they would think we were faking. Its taken him almost 2 years to be back to normal (thats the NHS for you). So to paraphrase, sometimes the excuses are for real (probably not most of these though lol)"
Some people give excuses/reasons that one can research. Anything to do with major traffic disturbances for instance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'I've got a sore throat'
Considering 5 hours prior he was still up for it, I'm not sure about everyone else but if I have a sore enough throat to cancel a quick social I know way longer than an hour before.
I think it's the weather, the delicate darlings don't like the cold. |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't get them cancel however I have had no shows they don't get another chance if I cant meet I always text"
It's only manners to cancel , you wouldn't make a date and time with anyone outside of fab and not just show up . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not so much cancelling as I'd been sat in the pub for 30 mins already, but they guy texted me to say he wouldn't be meeting as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before. "
my fave one was a guy I had arranged to meet, I had got the train and was sat in the place we had arranged to meet, been there about 10 mins when he text me saying
there's been a change of plan, i'm meeting someone else now so I not be coming to pick you up but i'm free tomorrow if you want to re arrange |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
"We had a party arranged and a guy txt to say he had cut himself shaving! He attached a photo of his cock and balls with blood gushing from one of the testicles!"
Sounded genuine enough reason , but like the fact that he backed it up with a photo . Imagine all the other reasons / excuses being backed up with photographic evidence |
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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago
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"Not so much cancelling as I'd been sat in the pub for 30 mins already, but they guy texted me to say he wouldn't be meeting as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before.
my fave one was a guy I had arranged to meet, I had got the train and was sat in the place we had arranged to meet, been there about 10 mins when he text me saying
there's been a change of plan, i'm meeting someone else now so I not be coming to pick you up but i'm free tomorrow if you want to re arrange "
I hope you took up his very generous offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive heard some good ones, unfortunately am unable to divulge them here as they may or may not lead to someone who used said excuse seeing it and reporting me.
Rest assured it was funny as fuck. Shame I can't tell you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive heard some good ones, unfortunately am unable to divulge them here as they may or may not lead to someone who used said excuse seeing it and reporting me.
Rest assured it was funny as fuck. Shame I can't tell you."
PM us all I could do with a laugh ! |
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When we were new to swinging on another site with-in a week had arranged a meet with mr&mrs perfect. Naively it didn't occur to us people wouldn't be genuine. On the morning of the meet received a message saying they had won the lottery and were going to get 2 escorts instead. Only a week later Mr pretends to be a couple fully admits he is a single man and would we like to meet behind pizzahut now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have that I can remember never cancelled a meet, be it a social or play....and if I was going to then the excuse would be genuine to whatever the reason was.....
I have been let down on a cpl of occasions but can't remember what the excuse's were as long time ago and now I'm a lot more careful not to waste my time ... |
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I once had one woman cancel meets twice on consecutive nights.....turned out both reasons where perfectly genuine, cus sometimes things do happen...
Luck smiled on us at the third time of asking and we had a great time together |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"most common, is a relative has just kicked the bucket.
most unusual, the hamster is stuck in his wheel, and im off to the vet!
I thought the most common one was car breaking down."
I had that the other day now im wondering |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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I had one who told me he had been sick.... The message contained a photo of the toilet covered in sick....
He then asked me to call and I did and he was feeling ill and scared and crying down the phone... I tried to help
nice! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had one who told me he had been sick.... The message contained a photo of the toilet covered in sick....
He then asked me to call and I did and he was feeling ill and scared and crying down the phone... I tried to help
nice!"
I used to cry when vomiting, as a child |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ive heard some good ones, unfortunately am unable to divulge them here as they may or may not lead to someone who used said excuse seeing it and reporting me.
Rest assured it was funny as fuck. Shame I can't tell you."
As soon as that member leaves the site, reveal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a bloke mailing wanting a meet so said yeah then not long before he mailed saying we were too far away.
we were 10 miles!!!! "
I'd run the ten miles |
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"I'm probably guilty of bad excuses. I have family that need me and no man is more important than my family "
dont think anyone suggested that a man was more important ...dont quite follow this post ! |
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I had arranged a second meet with a man from a different site, the first meet had gone very well and I was hopeful that something would develop. Had arranged we would go out that night, though where and what time was not set in stone. Texted him that morning - no reply. Texted him at lunchtime - no reply. Sat in the house all evening, waiting - nothing. Got a text the next day that he had switched his phone off all day as he had been tired, but had then gone out with different friends that evening as he had forgotten that we had arranged something. Nice man.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a bloke mailing wanting a meet so said yeah then not long before he mailed saying we were too far away.
we were 10 miles!!!!
I'd run the ten miles "
haha good man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked them to confirm tge time on the day of a pre arranged meet . They said too busy . Should have cancelled instead of leading me on . It wasn't set in stone was the answer I got "
I've had that and told him as far as I was concerned it was set in stone so didn't rearrange |
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"My husband has come home early i said that is strange as we had been chating for about 8 weeks and she told me she was widowed about a year before we started chating and she hadnt been with any man since "
Well you would cancel if your dead husband turned up.... |
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