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"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() whats the problem? Some ladies are unaware they have it | |||
"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() Suitednbooted will get them told ![]() | |||
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"easily sorted just shout 'oi smelly fanny, get it sorted' sometimes we overly complicate things on here." That's maybe true. But as was said, being clarty is a cause, so can being too clean with the wrong products. Cheesy cocks are only caused by being clarty ![]() | |||
"I don't see why there should be any sort of debate on it, I'm sure women don't like cheesy cocks either, hence why I would have thought its standard procedure for most to have a good shower and scrub prior to meeting?" always squeaky clean for meets, but its over scrubbing which causes the problem. Takes away the natural bacteria. I would never meet with a smelly foof, I'm lucky that I'm aware when my PH balance changes and act on it straight away with the Balance active gel. I'd rather someone did tell me if I was smelly! Would hate to open my legs and honk of fish! I might get thrown into the Irish sea! ![]() ![]() | |||
"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() So they can't smell it? | |||
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"Mods please close this post before supper time and i have to eat food .... Ooooofffff ! ![]() You having tuna? ![]() | |||
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"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() Fish is not a natural body odour though is it? | |||
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"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() I think if you smelt of fish you would soon notice it. | |||
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"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() apparently not, a bit like some can't smell their own B.O! | |||
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"or if she notices cats are following her along the road to the shops..... it's a clue ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Maybe but a bath an hour before a meet sorts it..bath twice daily should be no problem..nette" not if you have BV. This is what I'm getting at. The strong fishy odor is usually BV in most cases and you need either antibotics off the dr, or the gel they sell in supermarkets. Over washing can cause the issue. | |||
"Maybe but a bath an hour before a meet sorts it..bath twice daily should be no problem..nette" FFS stop it im starting to gag ![]() | |||
"Maybe but a bath an hour before a meet sorts it..bath twice daily should be no problem..nette FFS stop it im starting to gag ![]() throw her in the shower then lol | |||
"Maybe but a bath an hour before a meet sorts it..bath twice daily should be no problem..nette FFS stop it im starting to gag ![]() kippers anyone? ![]() ![]() | |||
"Maybe but a bath an hour before a meet sorts it..bath twice daily should be no problem..nette FFS stop it im starting to gag ![]() ![]() ![]() ..billingsgate ;-p | |||
"Femfresh..... ![]() You might as well use Fabreeze! Or shake and vac . FFS buy some soap | |||
"Femfresh..... ![]() Over use of femfresh or soap causes the problems, so tell your lady friends to take care not to scrub too much! | |||
"Maybe but a bath an hour before a meet sorts it..bath twice daily should be no problem..nette FFS stop it im starting to gag ![]() well leave the thread then... | |||
"Femfresh..... ![]() it's not caused by not washing ffs, it's been stated plenty of times!! | |||
"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() No it's not and I can speak with some authority on this as I reckon I've had this 3 times now and it's not pleasant. I put it down to using baby wipes in the end, so that's a complete no no. its not that strong that people would know unless you did indulge in sexual activity, but there's no way that's been on my agenda. So trip down the quacks, get the antibiotics that have been quoted already and it clears up very quickly, as in no smell after 2 days into the course. You also cant drink on these tablets for 9 days so its a bit of a cleansing experience ![]() | |||
"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() ![]() Reading this post, I have realised I might have BV, but now I won't be able to get the antibiotics now ![]() | |||
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"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() ![]() ![]() I never heard of fem fresh. All I can say is the antibiotics are very strong, so I don't imagine an off the shelf product would be the same. Don't worry, its just an infection, not the end of the world and it will wait until your GP is open okay. Maybe have a think about your cleaning routine like I did though. x | |||
"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() ![]() ![]() I have a bath every 2 days and use that new imperial leather stuff (looks like shaving foam) and I use that but I don't put it directly onto my snuff. I don't use the imperial stuff every time I wash, only about once maybe twice a week | |||
"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() All you have to do is rub your finger on it and then sniff it. | |||
"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() Ah we have an answer further down from someone who had it, it seems it can be smelt by the person who has it. | |||
" All you have to do is rub your finger on it and then sniff it." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"It is for a trout or haddock " ...to name but two: not ladies. ![]() | |||
"or if she notices cats are following her along the road to the shops..... it's a clue ![]() ...or fishermen with their rods in hand, looking for the catch of the day! ![]() | |||
"I stumbled upon a profile the other day where a "lady" had a can of oust inserted. I'm not sure if it was a direct response to this thread or coincidence. Personally I think a glade plug in would have been more"fitting". Disclaimer other air fresheners are available." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() ![]() Excellent post! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And for those who are asymptomatic, it causes no problems to men. | |||
"Femfresh..... ![]() !!!Buy some soap??? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Not everyone who has a smelly pussy will have BV...some people are just filthy and don't wash. " This is also very true. I'd dread to think why it would take someone, to reach that far down south, before realising the person had bad hygiene??!. ![]() | |||
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"Femfresh..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() LOL! This slayed me! | |||
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"Dont care . Just sort it .... Uuuuggggh ! FFS ![]() ![]() ![]() Dont use femfresh, if you cant get to the drs, go to Tesco and ask pharmacy for balance active gel. It may be on the shelf under feminine products xxx | |||
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"Can guys get it/ pass it on?" No they can't because it isn't an infection nor a disease. It's simply an imbalance in the natural bacteria. Women can pass it to each other though through sharing sex toys. | |||
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"Bleach it ! That will cover any smell lol " ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Don't use femme fresh it's rank. The takes makes you pull a face like a Japanese chap on a motorbike. " *taste Ps immature and proud ![]() | |||
"It's nice to see it being discussed light heartidly but seriously guys u have no idea! After my last visit to GUM all clear I might add, I was suffering with thrush and BV for about the 8th time, I know the old witch well! This time I wasn't actually aware I had it!!!! Shock horror! And the guy I was regular with hadn't noticed either so sometimes it can be undetected by the owner if the vagina concerned! Some people are prone to it, I am one of them, I have a coil which increases the problem! Advice given to me was to never use soap anywhere near the region as in above knee and below waste, seriously I thought wtf there's no way I can do that! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() kudos for sharing this with us. I also try using an emoliant cream, but always revert back to blooming soap, as I never feel clean enough. Its like a viscious circle ![]() | |||
"Don't use femme fresh it's rank. The takes makes you pull a face like a Japanese chap on a motorbike. *taste Ps immature and proud ![]() And pretty funny ![]() | |||
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"i always use simple soap but sometimes my fanny stings when i wash it so i put pasante tlc lube on it then the soap doesnt sting, it looks and feels like hair conditioner, also salt in the bath water is good. Also you need to drink plenty of fluids, water, tea and coffee." What has keeping your urinary tract including bladder, clear, got to do with BV? Unless you're going off on a tangent which is absolutely fine ![]() | |||
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"I read somewhere (I would rack my brain for where, however it's becoming a pointless task as I grow older) that Napoleon would send a message to Josephine not to bathe for a week before he got home - Mmmm" Conserving water and bathe together? ![]() ![]() | |||
"I read somewhere (I would rack my brain for where, however it's becoming a pointless task as I grow older) that Napoleon would send a message to Josephine not to bathe for a week before he got home - Mmmm" Yes i know, a week is a very long time. ![]() | |||
"It's nice to see it being discussed light heartidly but seriously guys u have no idea! After my last visit to GUM all clear I might add, I was suffering with thrush and BV for about the 8th time, I know the old witch well! This time I wasn't actually aware I had it!!!! Shock horror! And the guy I was regular with hadn't noticed either so sometimes it can be undetected by the owner if the vagina concerned! Some people are prone to it, I am one of them, I have a coil which increases the problem! Advice given to me was to never use soap anywhere near the region as in above knee and below waste, seriously I thought wtf there's no way I can do that! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Going to get some gel later cus I'm sure it's not quite right atm! Blergh hope to head it off at the pass! Lol And the more women who know how to look after their bits the right way the better! There's a lot if misconception about bv! | |||
"It's nice to see it being discussed light heartidly but seriously guys u have no idea! After my last visit to GUM all clear I might add, I was suffering with thrush and BV for about the 8th time, I know the old witch well! This time I wasn't actually aware I had it!!!! Shock horror! And the guy I was regular with hadn't noticed either so sometimes it can be undetected by the owner if the vagina concerned! Some people are prone to it, I am one of them, I have a coil which increases the problem! Advice given to me was to never use soap anywhere near the region as in above knee and below waste, seriously I thought wtf there's no way I can do that! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"It's nice to see it being discussed light heartidly but seriously guys u have no idea! After my last visit to GUM all clear I might add, I was suffering with thrush and BV for about the 8th time, I know the old witch well! This time I wasn't actually aware I had it!!!! Shock horror! And the guy I was regular with hadn't noticed either so sometimes it can be undetected by the owner if the vagina concerned! Some people are prone to it, I am one of them, I have a coil which increases the problem! Advice given to me was to never use soap anywhere near the region as in above knee and below waste, seriously I thought wtf there's no way I can do that! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was quite ill when I read the above ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I always have a shower and a good clean before a meet but also carry baby wipes in my bag and just freshen up using them before the fun starts..not because I'm smelly or unclean but because I love the smell of them and I think everyone who has had their tongue on me loves the smell too now!! Ha ha! " Eh! Some baby wipes smell great but don't translate to a great smell/ taste down there. Trust me on this. If you are already freshly showered then leave it at that. | |||
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"Baby wipes !!!!! For anyone who has had kids , one thing you don't want to be reminded of what it smells like is baby wipes ![]() ![]() I don't have kids but now you've said that maybe it isn't a great idea!! Ha ha! | |||
"I always have a shower and a good clean before a meet but also carry baby wipes in my bag and just freshen up using them before the fun starts..not because I'm smelly or unclean but because I love the smell of them and I think everyone who has had their tongue on me loves the smell too now!! Ha ha! Eh! Some baby wipes smell great but don't translate to a great smell/ taste down there. Trust me on this. If you are already freshly showered then leave it at that." Think I will do after the last fellas comment! | |||
"Bleach it ! That will cover any smell lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think some of that knew that. ![]() | |||
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"It's nice to see it being discussed light heartidly but seriously guys u have no idea!...........(deleted text to save space lol) I was quite ill when I read the above ![]() ![]() Good I hope u choked a little on it!!!! Idiot! ![]() | |||
"Bleach it ! That will cover any smell lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I didn't realise it was a joke. Just hoovering up the shake n vac off my foof.... ![]() | |||
"I don't see why there should be any sort of debate on it, I'm sure women don't like cheesy cocks either, hence why I would have thought its standard procedure for most to have a good shower and scrub prior to meeting?" You can't compare the two. Cheesy cocks are just dirty bad hygiene but bv is a bacterial infection that needs anti biotics to cure it | |||
"I don't see why there should be any sort of debate on it, I'm sure women don't like cheesy cocks either, hence why I would have thought its standard procedure for most to have a good shower and scrub prior to meeting? You can't compare the two. Cheesy cocks are just dirty bad hygiene but bv is a bacterial infection that needs anti biotics to cure it " agreed that one is due to bad hygiene ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Gross .....tell them they stink so then they could/ should get it sorted ....well you'd hope so ....but surely to god they would know ...rank twats!! ![]() You reek of empathy ![]() | |||
"Femfresh..... ![]() LOL - so funny x ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Has anyone considered natural yoghurt?? It's supposed to restore the natural PH balance - you don't eat it - you put it up your foof xx ![]() Make sure the yoghurt is live yoghurt. Classic birds of a feather episode. Probably on YouTube. My female gp also recommended drinking probiotic drinks. | |||
"Has anyone considered natural yoghurt?? It's supposed to restore the natural PH balance - you don't eat it - you put it up your foof xx ![]() PLAIN live yoghurt. | |||
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"Bacterial vaginosis " Thank you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bacterial vaginosis Thank you ![]() ![]() Very common. It is an imbalance of normal bacterias in the vagina and/or an altered PH. "Bacterial vaginosis can occur if you: • use scented soaps or perfumed bubble bath • put antiseptic liquids in the bath • douche or use vaginal deodorant • use strong detergents to wash your underwear • smoke. Hormonal changes during the menstrual cycle, semen in the vagina after sex without a condom, use of an intrauterine contraceptive device and genetic factors may also play a part." It poses no problems to men. It can exist with or without symptoms. | |||
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"Has anyone considered natural yoghurt?? It's supposed to restore the natural PH balance - you don't eat it - you put it up your foof xx ![]() Sorry but I have to correct you here, you definitely don't put it up your chuff, think about it...dairy stuff in a hot environment, that's bad news. What you do, and this comes from a doctor, is eat it. You may think but how will the bacteria get from my stomach to my chuff/foof/fanny, well it goes through your gut, your digestive system and out the end everything comes out, which is conveniently close to where you want it to go, the bacteria will find it's way (minus the dairy part). | |||
"I don't see why there should be any sort of debate on it, I'm sure women don't like cheesy cocks either, hence why I would have thought its standard procedure for most to have a good shower and scrub prior to meeting? You can't compare the two. Cheesy cocks are just dirty bad hygiene but bv is a bacterial infection that needs anti biotics to cure it " ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Has anyone considered natural yoghurt?? It's supposed to restore the natural PH balance - you don't eat it - you put it up your foof xx ![]() From NHS choices Although using yoghurt won't do you any harm, there's no evidence to suggest that it will relieve the symptoms of thrush or help treat it and it should not be considered a main treatment. If you want to try using plain live yoghurt, one method is to smear it directly over the vulva to ease any soreness or irritation and then insert it directly into the vagina. The easiest way to do this is to use a tampon with an applicator. Push the tampon back inside the applicator, add about one teaspoon of plain live yoghurt to the space and insert the tampon in the usual way. Remove the tampon an hour later. | |||
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"Has anyone considered natural yoghurt?? It's supposed to restore the natural PH balance - you don't eat it - you put it up your foof xx ![]() From my own personal experience....just eat it! | |||
"NHS choices There is currently no evidence that probiotics, such as those found in live yoghurt, are of any benefit in treating or preventing BV. " It's the only thing that worked for me. I had every kind of medication from the doctor, all the creams and the pills. The pills made me sick and the effect didn't last as the antibiotics are indiscriminate in which bacteria they kill off so the imbalance continues. Eating live yoghurt worked within a few days. I think the "good" bacteria just needed a boost in numbers to match the "bad" bacteria. | |||
"Reading this post has cracked me up!just wash it its dirty lol ![]() ![]() You clearly didn't read it did you. Washing is not the issue. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"NHS choices There is currently no evidence that probiotics, such as those found in live yoghurt, are of any benefit in treating or preventing BV. " The pro-biotics are not for treating the BV though. They're for helping to prevent the almost inevitable thrush you get after taking a weeks course of incredibly strong anti-biotics. | |||
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"I did not give permission for a part 2 of my thread " This one is far superior. It doesn't allude to an actual meet like yours did. | |||
"I did not give permission for a part 2 of my thread This one is far superior. It doesn't allude to an actual meet like yours did." no its called jumping on the bandwagon | |||
"I did not give permission for a part 2 of my thread This one is far superior. It doesn't allude to an actual meet like yours did.no its called jumping on the bandwagon" ![]() | |||
"I did not give permission for a part 2 of my thread This one is far superior. It doesn't allude to an actual meet like yours did.no its called jumping on the bandwagon ![]() lol ![]() | |||
"A carton of cranberry juice is a good remedy for thrush." Really? Cranberry juice for cystitis yes. ..never heard of it being used for thrush. But then I've never had thrush! | |||
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"A carton of cranberry juice is a good remedy for thrush. Really? Cranberry juice for cystitis yes. ..never heard of it being used for thrush. But then I've never had thrush! " ![]() | |||
"I did not give permission for a part 2 of my thread " It isn't a part 2...but you don't have to give permission if it was a part 2 ![]() | |||
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"I did not give permission for a part 2 of my thread It isn't a part 2...but you don't have to give permission if it was a part 2 ![]() it was a joke honey | |||
"Always scrub head to toe prior to any meets !!!! ![]() lol | |||
"Always scrub head to toe prior to any meets !!!! ![]() And finish off with an alcohol rub ![]() | |||
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"I am paranoid now, just stuck my finger down there for a sniff ![]() and I thought you were more ladylike ![]() | |||
"I am paranoid now, just stuck my finger down there for a sniff ![]() what was the result and do u need second opinion | |||
"I am paranoid now, just stuck my finger down there for a sniff ![]() in the absence of a GP swab test a taste test is next best, if you care to help poor Serendipity | |||
"I did not give permission for a part 2 of my thread It isn't a part 2...but you don't have to give permission if it was a part 2 ![]() Yeah it looks that way too ![]() | |||
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"I am paranoid now, just stuck my finger down there for a sniff ![]() ![]() You thought wrong ![]() ![]() | |||
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