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Morning glory question

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guys when you wake up with one, are you actually horny or just in need of a pee? and when you have managed to relieve yourself, (possibly by doing a handstand at the toilet bowl) are you then not horny and does it go soft straight away? I always like to take advantage of a nice stiff one in the mornings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You and me both! Think that's what i'll go do now! :P L x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Both!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Both!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Both!"

So when you have pee'd are you still hard and horny or do you then need to be aroused to get hard the usual ways?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jump in the shower lather up and let loose

but no it never kills the mood after as ready to rock and rolls if needed after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes neither .

I've always thought it's there to stop me rolling out of bed

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

I'm ususally rock hard but no need for a pee straight away, nothing worse than needing a pee with a massive hard on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm ususally rock hard but no need for a pee straight away, nothing worse than needing a pee with a massive hard on!

I find peeing after sex whilst still hard excruciating .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mornings have always been happy time for me before i get out of bed

sometimes I then go pee and have another in the shower go for round two...

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By *tuartb1970Man over a year ago

tunbridge wells

Always wake up horny, even if I need to piss that fucker is rock hard lol

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

"Mornings have always been happy time for me before i get out of bed

sometimes I then go pee and have another in the shower go for round two..."

You go in the shower for another pee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mornings have always been happy time for me before i get out of bed

sometimes I then go pee and have another in the shower go for round two...

You go in the shower for another pee!"

Everyone's pee's in the shower or bath at some point, even me. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh, in the bath !!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

if my cocks hard i have to wring the pee out of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need a regular morning poke with one, best way to start the day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always hard an horny in the morning without fail, sometimes annoying if I'm bursting for a pee lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mornings have always been happy time for me before i get out of bed

sometimes I then go pee and have another in the shower go for round two...

You go in the shower for another pee!

Everyone's pee's in the shower or bath at some point, even me. lol

Classy!

Morning wood cos im usually horny and in need of a wank or girl to poke

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Always hard an horny in the morning without fail, sometimes annoying if I'm bursting for a pee lol

But are you horny because you are hard or hard because you are horny?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm always very horny in the morning, almost everyday is greeted with a very hard boner! And yes if you need the loo it can be very challenging!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To quote viz... A display model - a bit of morning wood that's just for show and despite everybody best efforts, refuses to go off.

Then after half an hour on the job you realise you really need to pee!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mornings have always been happy time for me before i get out of bed

sometimes I then go pee and have another in the shower go for round two...

You go in the shower for another pee!"
ha ha no I dont pee in the shower im not that old yet dude...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has morning glory 24/7 to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mens morning glory is a wonderful thing...I call it my "alarm cock" as their cocks tend to wake me up before they're fully awake...best time to take advantage if you ask me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like riding on them before the owner is awake.

I don't often wake up next to anyone tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mornings have always been happy time for me before i get out of bed

sometimes I then go pee and have another in the shower go for round two...

You go in the shower for another pee!

Everyone's pee's in the shower or bath at some point, even me. lol

BATH!!!!!!!

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By *_MariusMan over a year ago

Currently Faraway

It depends on the morning. Some times I actually feel quite horny and I can hang a coat on it. Some other mornings it's just a stuffy and the rest of me feels tired

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mornings have always been happy time for me before i get out of bed

sometimes I then go pee and have another in the shower go for round two...

You go in the shower for another pee!

Everyone's pee's in the shower or bath at some point, even me. lol

BATH!!!!!!!

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No not in the bath, just the shower once. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mornings have always been happy time for me before i get out of bed

sometimes I then go pee and have another in the shower go for round two...

You go in the shower for another pee!

Everyone's pee's in the shower or bath at some point, even me. lol

BATH!!!!!!!

No not in the bath, just the shower once. lol"

M&M

Let you off then! I always wake up with a morning glory but its normally semi erect. If I have company with me like this morning then horny happens and I'm rock hard lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont tend to get morning wood so much now, unless its a particularly horny dream before waking or i have company in bed with me.

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By *mallteaserWoman over a year ago

Central

I love morning sex xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love morning sex xxx"

Nothing better than morning sex

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By *mallteaserWoman over a year ago

Central

Mmmm I know x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmm I know x"

Think i need a trip up the road

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like riding on them before the owner is awake.

I don't often wake up next to anyone tho

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aww bless you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love when men get that its instant horn for me!! Not that i ever wake up with anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love when men get that its instant horn for me!! Not that i ever wake up with anyone"

Well im just round the corner and have one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always hard and horny - peeing can wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love when men get that its instant horn for me!! Not that i ever wake up with anyone

Well im just round the corner and have one

Ah lol!!!!!!! Too Late now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love when men get that its instant horn for me!! Not that i ever wake up with anyone

Well im just round the corner and have one

Ah lol!!!!!!! Too Late now"

I'm miles away but with a bit of effort my cock might reach you anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surfs up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surfs up"

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

A need to pee definitely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm always very horny in the morning, almost everyday is greeted with a very hard boner! And yes if you need the loo it can be very challenging!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning glory is a pain!!

...even after relief it is still glorifying itself. I'm sure it's meant to go down after that isn't it? It just doesn't and stays put. For me, that is annoying!!

I have certain times when i pee. Never tried peeing with a hard on. Not sure how i'd be able to sit with that lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...now i just need to find someone to wake up with lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex while u need a wee is amazing for a women is it for a man?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love when men get that its instant horn for me!! Not that i ever wake up with anyone

Well im just round the corner and have one

Ah lol!!!!!!! Too Late now

I'm miles away but with a bit of effort my cock might reach you anyway

Have been sat waiting and it is still not here yet..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex while u need a wee is amazing for a women is it for a man?

Really? Why is that?

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

"Sex while u need a wee is amazing for a women is it for a man?

Wat??!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex while u need a wee is amazing for a women is it for a man?

Wat??!

Lol bullshit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I mind on embarrassing bodies they done a bit on morning wood,and said it a sign of a healthy heart to wake up with one as takes good bit of blood flow to make it grow an if they stop to go to your gp as may be underlying heart problemtype it in to a search engine,sure also the erection is caused by full bladder pushing on prostate causing you to wake with stiff one and then need to pre.usless info you remember.lol.all I know is they can be handy..no pun intended.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always wake up with wood. Sometimes need a pee but usually always horny in the mornings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always wake up with a tent in the morning.