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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok boys and girls who goes online whilst at work, who doesn't might be a shorter list.
And for the brave, who's ever had to have a wee play with themselves at work.
I'll hold my hand up to both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was working in a customers dusty filthy loft recently....
I was ahead of time and decided to watch some porn on my phone...15 mins later I was spraying cum all over his loft insulation...when ya feeling horny you just have to don't ya...! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was working in a customers dusty filthy loft recently....
I was ahead of time and decided to watch some porn on my phone...15 mins later I was spraying cum all over his loft insulation...when ya feeling horny you just have to don't ya...!"
Loft insulation, I'm feeling itchy already. |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"I was working in a customers dusty filthy loft recently....
I was ahead of time and decided to watch some porn on my phone...15 mins later I was spraying cum all over his loft insulation...when ya feeling horny you just have to don't ya...!"
Not letting anyone up in my loft after reading this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have a friend in the blackburn area who has just had some work done in his loft and when the guy left he went and checked on the work and put his hand in something sticky .. now he will know what it was lol |
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No I don't, and no I haven't. Obviously some people are very lucky with employers. In these days of high unemployment I am surprised that some are so brave as to sit and spend their time doing anything other than what they are there for, work. It may be boring, but it pays the bills. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was working in a customers dusty filthy loft recently....
I was ahead of time and decided to watch some porn on my phone...15 mins later I was spraying cum all over his loft insulation...when ya feeling horny you just have to don't ya...!"
haha....my dusty recess could do with a wee spray! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do have a little look when im working .but have no time for a wank at work .besides there is nothing better than the real thing .saving myself for city slickers haloween ball |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was working in a customers dusty filthy loft recently....
I was ahead of time and decided to watch some porn on my phone...15 mins later I was spraying cum all over his loft insulation...when ya feeling horny you just have to don't ya...!
They should count thereself lucky she didnt squirt in his water tank
Not letting anyone up in my loft after reading this. " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At work, yes, but away from my desk - who'd look at this site on a PC in an open-plan office, even if IT hadn't locked out any dodgy or semi-dodgy internet.
Got enough hot ladies where I work to keep the daydreams going - but have to be careful with that as getting called into a meeting at the wrong moment can be embarrassing. That said, had a meeting (work!) this morning with a hot new colleague with whom I hope to be working lots. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was working in a customers dusty filthy loft recently....
I was ahead of time and decided to watch some porn on my phone...15 mins later I was spraying cum all over his loft insulation...when ya feeling horny you just have to don't ya...!"
That's disgusting in so many ways |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was working in a customers dusty filthy loft recently....
I was ahead of time and decided to watch some porn on my phone...15 mins later I was spraying cum all over his loft insulation...when ya feeling horny you just have to don't ya...!"
Noooooooo. Although he might thank you if we have a cold winter and you land him a cheaper gas bill! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There were more disgusting things in that 20 year old loft insulation than my cum...dead birds...bird shit...a dead mouse....100 years worth of dust...i hardly contaminated the stuff....plus to get to it the not so young customer would need to have the athletic skills of Jessica Ennis to touch the wet patch... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There were more disgusting things in that 20 year old loft insulation than my cum...dead birds...bird shit...a dead mouse....100 years worth of dust...i hardly contaminated the stuff....plus to get to it the not so young customer would need to have the athletic skills of Jessica Ennis to touch the wet patch..."
Yet you still got horny lol. Ha ha. |
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