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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear various,
Thanks for your message, however, just because I swing doesn't mean I don't have a few standards....
No, I'm not interested in accompanying you to your ex husbands to show him you have found someone else! I quite like my teeth thanks.
Despite the lovely picture of what I can only guess is a nesting dormouse, no I won't meet you for a fumble in the asda toilets while your wife does the shopping.
Thanks for the offer, but I don't want to suck the gusset of your wife's tights while you beat off in a Babygrow!
And finally, yes I'm sure you are genuine and 'fit as fuck' but I still won't send you my address so you can pop round for a bit! You could be anyone from Johnny Vegas to Julie Goodyear!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok just had a very strange request. Can He watch me poo whilst he wanks!! What should my reply be do you think? Keep in mind this is a first message!!  "
Two letters - No! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok just had a very strange request. Can He watch me poo whilst he wanks!! What should my reply be do you think? Keep in mind this is a first message!! "
Lol! Tell him he's the one full of sh*t not you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok just had a very strange request. Can He watch me poo whilst he wanks!! What should my reply be do you think? Keep in mind this is a first message!! "
Lool and here is me, thinking for a little cuddle afterwards is strange |
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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago
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"Ok just had a very strange request. Can He watch me poo whilst he wanks!! What should my reply be do you think? Keep in mind this is a first message!! "
My friend got the same message this morning!!! Quite jealous that I didn't lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A young lad messaged me stating he'd love to see me squash rats and crabs in my high heels.
Needless to say there was a huge 'nope!' from me... but he messaged me the same thing just a week later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok just had a very strange request. Can He watch me poo whilst he wanks!! What should my reply be do you think? Keep in mind this is a first message!!
My friend got the same message this morning!!! Quite jealous that I didn't lol "
He is now user is no longer on the site lol  |
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