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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so what's the weirdest thing you've encountered someone saying during sex?
Mine was when the girl said 'fuck me daddy' and no that wasn't the safe word  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok so what's the weirdest thing you've encountered someone saying during sex?
Mine was when the girl said 'fuck me daddy' and no that wasn't the safe word "
JUST TO CLARIFY I DON'T HAVE A DAUGHTER!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" there is the uncomfortable "i Iove you".at crucial moment lol.  "
Can be a tad of a pleasure stopper that especially if it was off here on first meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" there is the uncomfortable "i Iove you".at crucial moment lol.
Can be a tad of a pleasure stopper that especially if it was off here on first meet "
I've had that on a first meet he got weirdly weepy and emotional after he came too, freaked me out so there wasn't a second meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was (M)in the throes of passion with a lady right next to the missus and her partner for the evening as she kept on whispering "tell me how much you love me"over and over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a chick said to me once when i picked her up...
"ohhh your soooo stronggggg"
i was disgusted by the cheesyness of it i didnt know weather to carry on or throw her out lol |
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The best yet.
On sliding into her she grabbed me by the hair, pulled my face to hers and snarled "fucking destroy me!"
Needless to say it threw me a little, but she could barely walk to the loo afterward. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" there is the uncomfortable "i Iove you".at crucial moment lol.
Can be a tad of a pleasure stopper that especially if it was off here on first meet "
Omg I did this during a sexy lad camming for me, had me so horny, I tend to call people "Love" like you are so sexy love, or hello love, well lets just say that's NOT what came out during our camming...never again hahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best yet.
On sliding into her she grabbed me by the hair, pulled my face to hers and snarled "fucking destroy me!"
Needless to say it threw me a little, but she could barely walk to the loo afterward. "
Lol sounds like me telling my man "Don't make me beg for it, so give it to me good!" Lol he tried not to laugh but he got a bit cocky, but give it to me he did!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I got called a 'good boy' once and patted on the head like a dog, but after reading the above, thats not really that weird. Also had a girl moan in german a lot, so that could have been anything as i don't speak the lingo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Bale it into me there Boss..." evidently the young lady at the time was close to our "travellers friends"  "
Man I spit my coffee out reading that!
There are some quare ones about Ireland that's for sure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best yet.
On sliding into her she grabbed me by the hair, pulled my face to hers and snarled "fucking destroy me!"
Needless to say it threw me a little, but she could barely walk to the loo afterward.
Lol sounds like me telling my man "Don't make me beg for it, so give it to me good!" Lol he tried not to laugh but he got a bit cocky, but give it to me he did!!!"
Wow I haven't had sex like that in years . My ex laughed as I had to hold onto everything in the bedroom as I made my way to the toilet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The best yet.
On sliding into her she grabbed me by the hair, pulled my face to hers and snarled "fucking destroy me!"
Needless to say it threw me a little, but she could barely walk to the loo afterward. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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One time after cumming, a lot of times, I was shaking and babbling making no sense, I then whimpered and said 'mummy'... Don't know what happened there, I don't think I could take any more.... lol  |
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"Ok so what's the weirdest thing you've encountered someone saying during sex?
Mine was when the girl said 'fuck me daddy' and no that wasn't the safe word "
are you sure she wasn't trying to warn you that dad had come home before he was supposed to |
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
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One of my special friends and I have a good laugh and it's good fun. somehow camberwick green/ trumpton was mentioned. As he thrust into me he said ' Pugh Pugh Barney Mcgrew, Cuthbert Dibble Grub in rhythm. Made us laugh so much but didn't put us off though.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex once said the name of a work friend of his as he was cumming. Later found out he had been dared to say it 
Lol a male work mate I hope! "
Yes a male work mate |
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"The best yet.
On sliding into her she grabbed me by the hair, pulled my face to hers and snarled "fucking destroy me!"
Needless to say it threw me a little, but she could barely walk to the loo afterward. "
LMAO! |
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"One of my special friends and I have a good laugh and it's good fun. somehow camberwick green/ trumpton was mentioned. As he thrust into me he said ' Pugh Pugh Barney Mcgrew, Cuthbert Dibble Grub in rhythm. Made us laugh so much but didn't put us off though.
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LMAO!
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By (user no longer on site)
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" there is the uncomfortable "i Iove you".at crucial moment lol.
Can be a tad of a pleasure stopper that especially if it was off here on first meet
I've had that on a first meet he got weirdly weepy and emotional after he came too, freaked me out so there wasn't a second meet "
Had that one when he was cumming saying tell me you love me then cryed after apologised and said to me sorry orgasm makes me emotional, first and last meet with crying boy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've had a few amusing ones. Hmmm, there was "fuck me you dirty whore!" I'm not dirty nor a whore I wouldn't have minded but it was quite slow, sensual sex. Really put me off that did!
Then one guy wanted me to call him daddy , that ended there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While being taken doggy style, he looked to the left and exclaimed 'That's where I left the duct tape!'. I have never moved so fast in my life!"
Ha ha ha classic |
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