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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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this is for my benefit. are there any female couples out there who would like to take me on in the bedroom? ive found them hard to come by and im craving it so much! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
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church confessional booth and says to the Priest, "forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
"What is it you have done, my son?"
"Well, I am 85 years old and last night I was late night shopping in Tesco when a 25 year-old pair of Swedish twins asked me for some help. Well, one thing led to another and I ended up going back to their place and I had sex with both of them."
"Say five Hail Mary's, my son."
"What's that?"
The Priest replies, "everyone knows that... Are you sure you are a Catholic?"
"Nope, not me."
"Well, what are you telling me for?"
"Look, pal - I'm telling every fucker." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this is for my benefit. are there any female couples out there who would like to take me on in the bedroom? ive found them hard to come by and im craving it so much!"
The odds of landing a real bifem couple are practically nil. You'd have more chance finding two single bi girls and getting them to have a threesome, and we all know how rare single bi girls are around here. |
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