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Would you fuck me ...please!

By *ubberdollie OP Woman over a year ago

Stoke

Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Sponge cake????? What flavour jam??

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

I suppose so......

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By *picyspiregirlCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

Could you send the bus fare please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would, but I've only packed my Superman outfit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's wrong with a nice marble cake?

Ok I will fuck you this time for a sponge cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No the Fido bit put me off...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes yes yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id expect a nice steak meal and a bit of getting to lnow you for a few months - im not a tart.

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman over a year ago

Stoke

"Sponge cake????? What flavour jam??

Is there any other flavour than strawberry? And if you promise you will come why i'll even make some cucumber and salmon sandwiches !

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By *eddonistikMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Sponge cake????? What flavour jam??

Is there any other flavour than strawberry? And if you promise you will come why i'll even make some cucumber and salmon sandwiches !"

Not a big fan of cakes and can I have tuna rather than salmon please?

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By *hocmanxMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

Seems that I'm too short and too young for you haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bus fare really ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sorry washing my hair tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd fuck you but wouldn't catch the bus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On my way but save the cucumber for later

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By *tirling DarkCouple over a year ago

Stirling

Tell you what, make it battenberg and we will pop over

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

If you'd compromise and make chocolate cake, let me dress as superman and call you basil.... I'll get the strap-on out and be right over

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

Sorry OP but you are too far, otherwise...probably!

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

Nah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd give you a good run for you money

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

Being a legs and bum man and after lookin at ur pics...no

I hate ppl lyin bout there age.ur obviously mid 20s.or with fake pics.for shame

Nice pics tho.whereevrr u got them.cud u pm me the site please.well worth a look

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

We will... If u start walking,you should be here within a week or two... Bring beer n wine please ta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

Sorry no .. I'm more a giver than a taker

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman over a year ago

Stoke

"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

If you'd compromise and make chocolate cake, let me dress as superman and call you basil.... I'll get the strap-on out and be right over

Sold to the lovely lady from Scotland !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

quite the bus fare, would be faster by car

you should be catwoman if its batman your after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you make a good coffee cake like the missus i will. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Desperation is sooooo sexy!

NOT

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Atlantis is on. Later....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

Dollie... I'd fuck you any day of the week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol quite stocky but too short apparently...love your choice in body stockings xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All over the shop!!!!

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman over a year ago

Stoke

"Desperation is sooooo sexy!

NOT"

Hey, the guys seem to think its the way to pull on here , so what's good for that old gooosey....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love a bit of tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Desperation is sooooo sexy!

NOT

Hey, the guys seem to think its the way to pull on here , so what's good for that old gooosey....

Oh, sorry, having a blond moment. I think the three G&Ts also don't help...

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman over a year ago

Stoke

"Love a bit of tongue in cheek

I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love a bit of tongue in cheek

I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets! "

it would be worth it for a sponge cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love a bit of tongue in cheek

I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets! "

Oh you'd have to be completely blind not to realise that a vagina makes a hole world of difference to how people react......a woman could fart and get all the attention in the world in here

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

"Love a bit of tongue in cheek

I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets!

Oh you'd have to be completely blind not to realise that a vagina makes a hole world of difference to how people react......a woman could fart and get all the attention in the world in here

Gonna need some Febreeze

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love a bit of tongue in cheek

I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets!

Oh you'd have to be completely blind not to realise that a vagina makes a hole world of difference to how people react......a woman could fart and get all the attention in the world in here

Gonna need some Febreeze

But I hav'nt farted

.......yet

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

"Love a bit of tongue in cheek

I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets!

Oh you'd have to be completely blind not to realise that a vagina makes a hole world of difference to how people react......a woman could fart and get all the attention in the world in here

Gonna need some Febreeze

But I hav'nt farted

.......yet

Pre-emptive strike. I'm a man who is always prepared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love a bit of tongue in cheek

I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets! "

Total opposite but I think they actually mean it. I feel sorry for them when they get tons of no's

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Atlantis is on. Later...."

It's finished now.

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?" asked my mate Dave.

"Go on then," I replied.

"NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" he screamed.

I said, "That's Superman."

He said, "Thanks, I've been practising."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

love to come up and fuck you, shame your so far away. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pre-emptive strike. I'm a man who is always prepared

Strike a match instead. Fireworks!

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman over a year ago

Stoke

"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?" asked my mate Dave.

"Go on then," I replied.

"NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" he screamed.

I said, "That's Superman."

He said, "Thanks, I've been practising.""

PMSL, 'kerrpow', 'whosh', 'phwump', 'thwack' ' Not this time Joker' think that's more Batmanny?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes plzzzzzzz ; 0)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

I would strap 20kg plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Margaret thatcher's queef as my air supply if you gave me the chance to fuck you

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman over a year ago

Stoke

"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

I would strap 20kg plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Margaret thatcher's queef as my air supply if you gave me the chance to fuck you"

For once I have no words! Thankyou fella I am going to bed laughing now

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By *unky-doryMan over a year ago

the kingdom

can I fuck the sponge cake? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh you'd have to be completely blind not to realise that a vagina makes a hole world of difference to how people react......a woman could fart and get all the attention in the world in here

Are you doing that experiment next week?

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman over a year ago

Stoke

"can I fuck the sponge cake? xx

OMG I can never look at a Victoria

Sandwich again!

I have had some really funny replies to this... but i'm not going to start a tongue in cheek thread like this again cos I've had to explain to too many guys that I wasn't really serious!

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By *lisonpatCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

If you were closer to Glasgow I would fuck you and you wouldn't need to bake a cace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx"

OMG you trollop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx

OMG you trollop

"
Come on its a sausage sarnie we are talking here .. Im only.human.

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman over a year ago

Stoke

"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx"

If it's early I might get confused and grill the wrong sausage....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id be more than happy to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx

If it's early I might get confused and grill the wrong sausage...."
You would not . You dont get many sausages this size

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By *ubberdollie OP Woman over a year ago

Stoke

"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx

If it's early I might get confused and grill the wrong sausage.... You would not . You dont get many sausages this size

What.. chipolatas? Sneaks away...

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By *eddonistikMan over a year ago

Manchester

"can I fuck the sponge cake? xx

OMG I can never look at a Victoria

Sandwich again!

I have had some really funny replies to this... but i'm not going to start a tongue in cheek thread like this again cos I've had to explain to too many guys that I wasn't really serious! "

What you're saying some of them are a bit thick?

What's your mail box been like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone?

I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido..

Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful

I suppose I can dip it in. But there best be cake!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx

If it's early I might get confused and grill the wrong sausage.... You would not . You dont get many sausages this size