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over a year ago
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As close a shave as i can get without flensing my face.
Make sure top and bottom lips are utterly smooth so no irritation for oral play.
Long hot shower, making sure everything is well scrubbed and fresh.
Clean teeth again and use tongue cleaner and mouthwash to be properly minty fresh.
Break out the good aftershave dab behind each ear and one in hollow of throat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Full shave. Any hair that's not eyebrows and on my head has to go! The Mr usually tidies up downstairs also and we always crack out the nice underwear or lingerie. A dress for myself and a nice shirt for the Mr. If accoming then make sure the house is clean. Fresh sheets are ready if needed. Buy in some beers or wine. Oh and a quick play to get us in the mood for some more!  |
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Power wash the walls, bondage bench, sling and fucking bench.
Fresh sawdust on floor,
Check lube, condoms and clean towels.
Make sure toys and restraints are soaking in the miltons.
Light some candles.
Dab some lager behind my ears and balls.
Ready to go !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Power wash the walls, bondage bench, sling and fucking bench.
Fresh sawdust on floor,
Check lube, condoms and clean towels.
Make sure toys and restraints are soaking in the milton
Light some candles.
Dab some lager behind my ears and balls
Ready to go ! "
Love it   |
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By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago
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Hah! Some guys seem to think that a woman can do the 3 S's in 10 mins flat like they do !
For me it takes approx 2 hours to get ready; Shower, shaving, hairdo, make-up, nails, nice lingerie and killer heels. If accommodating then of course house cleaning and bedding change first.
It is nice to get a text or two as a build-up but sometimes I have been getting texts every 2 minutes which really slows down the getting ready routine ! 
Jane x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Power wash the walls, bondage bench, sling and fucking bench.
Fresh sawdust on floor,
Check lube, condoms and clean towels.
Make sure toys and restraints are soaking in the miltons.
Light some candles.
Dab some lager behind my ears and balls.
Ready to go ! "
I think I love you, Hahaha, brilliant x |
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At home - don't fuck that morning!, clean the house, change the sheets, put down a 'squirt' towel, candles, joss, camera and condoms ready by the bed, porn DVD ready for the bedroom TV, shower, trim pussy, dress sexily... then have LOTS of fun! |
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go down the pub straight from the gym in my trackie bottoms without having a shower
drink 6 pints
smoke 40 fags
eat about 6 bags of scracthings and chilli nuts
on the way to the meet get a kebab with loads of garlic mayo on it
arrive about a hour late
walk in with me cans of wife beater
get them to put the football on and put my dog shit covered trainers on their nice cream leather settee whilst demanding a blow job
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