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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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What are they? Am I supposed to be a mind reader to know what they are?

Am I missing out by not having it on my profile?

Ive just seen a profile with a list of interests as long as your arm but it still has "the ususal no nos" in the profile? I don't get that at all! lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well you know, the usual things eh ?

Nudge Nudge Wink Wink, Say No More

Catch my drift ?

Eh ?

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

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"Well you know, the usual things eh ?

Nudge Nudge Wink Wink, Say No More

Catch my drift ?

Eh ?"

yeahhh the errrrrr usual s .....you know ....nudge nidge ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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"Well you know, the usual things eh ?

Nudge Nudge Wink Wink, Say No More

Catch my drift ?

Eh ?

yeahhh the errrrrr usual s .....you know ....nudge nidge ...."

Nudge nidge?

ahh I get it now!

Not LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ooooh those "usual things" wink wink

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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Im thinking I must be some sort of deviant now xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so that when they say to you.......

"wanna do this" ?

you say .........ohhhhh nooooo no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had heard that

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"so that when they say to you.......

"wanna do this" ?

you say .........ohhhhh nooooo no

"

well most of the time lol .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh you don't want to be doing that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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"so that when they say to you.......

"wanna do this" ?

you say .........ohhhhh nooooo no

"

Like the dog in the churchill advert? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

or the fella in the vicar of dibley...

no no no no no yes .

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"or the fella in the vicar of dibley...

no no no no no yes ."

The usual no nose is what it means hpc ....its a fetish where the guy uses his nose instead of his dick ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ahhhhh no i am begining to understand where "snuffles" got his nick name lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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Calling all men with big noses!!!! and long tongues lol

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

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"Ahhhhh no i am begining to understand where "snuffles" got his nick name lmao"

exactly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah you do... your just bored eh.

Usual No No's.. Simple!

No Up the jacksy.. No Peeing on me or the carpet.. No biting whilst enjoying me.... (Pain) If you need the Loo.. Use the Loo... Rocket science it's not.. pmsl xx

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"Yeah you do... your just bored eh.

Usual No No's.. Simple!

No Up the jacksy.. No Peeing on me or the carpet.. No biting whilst enjoying me.... (Pain) If you need the Loo.. Use the Loo... Rocket science it's not.. pmsl xx

"

spoil sport ..we could have kept her going for hours ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I intend to one day soon lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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"Yeah you do... your just bored eh.

Usual No No's.. Simple!

No Up the jacksy.. No Peeing on me or the carpet.. No biting whilst enjoying me.... (Pain) If you need the Loo.. Use the Loo... Rocket science it's not.. pmsl xx

"

Ok Mr Meerkat lol

It is rocket scinece if a couple of those things you mention are in the profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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"I intend to one day soon lol..."

Wey Heeeeyyyy!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah you do... your just bored eh.

Usual No No's.. Simple!

No Up the jacksy.. No Peeing on me or the carpet.. No biting whilst enjoying me.... (Pain) If you need the Loo.. Use the Loo... Rocket science it's not.. pmsl xx

Ok Mr Meerkat lol

It is rocket scinece if a couple of those things you mention are in the profile "

Just a case of simple deduction....

Your proper bored lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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I am.... I need entertaining lol and I burnt my bum in the garden earlier

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well.. without a picture just how much sympathy can you expect lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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"Well.. without a picture just how much sympathy can you expect lol..."

Hahaha it would look like a baboons arse pmsl not attractive at all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Want some cream rubbed on do ya??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Besides... Another Baboon may just find it horny lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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"Want some cream rubbed on do ya??"

Yeh and a bit around the front and a bit further up the back and a little bit more around the front and I think that should be ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooooo Arrrrrrrr

Over ya go me hearty.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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"Ooooo Arrrrrrrr

Over ya go me hearty......... "

LMAO I really am!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shiver me timbers......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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Hows ya plank?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanna walk it an find out???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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Woooo that big huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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pmsl my thread has gone to pot!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its a knack lol.... Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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MWAH XXXX back at you lol

Now what were the usual no nos? I got distracted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh yeah.......

Err... You know, the usual..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When did box 2 become a "usual no no" ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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I don't know? lol

The no nos change like the wind pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When did box 2 become a "usual no no" ?"

We playing Deal or No Deal now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know? lol

The no nos change like the wind pmsl"

No no no no... Always been the same lol... Unless you change em pmsl. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What are they? Am I supposed to be a mind reader to know what they are?

Am I missing out by not having it on my profile?

Ive just seen a profile with a list of interests as long as your arm but it still has "the ususal no nos" in the profile? I don't get that at all! lol xx

"

I hate comments like that, to me, what it really means is there are things we don't/won't do but we aren't saying what so as not to deter potential meets but then when we say no to something we can justify it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If we read that on a profile, we’d take it to mean, no pain / watersports or other toilet stuff.

Communication is the key, people don’t ask nowadays and take profiles at face value.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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"What are they? Am I supposed to be a mind reader to know what they are?

Am I missing out by not having it on my profile?

Ive just seen a profile with a list of interests as long as your arm but it still has "the ususal no nos" in the profile? I don't get that at all! lol xx

I hate comments like that, to me, what it really means is there are things we don't/won't do but we aren't saying what so as not to deter potential meets but then when we say no to something we can justify it.

"

Id rather someone be clear about likes and dislikes...Id hate to offend anyone when I start putting my rubber gloves on! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What are they? Am I supposed to be a mind reader to know what they are?

Am I missing out by not having it on my profile?

Ive just seen a profile with a list of interests as long as your arm but it still has "the ususal no nos" in the profile? I don't get that at all! lol xx

I hate comments like that, to me, what it really means is there are things we don't/won't do but we aren't saying what so as not to deter potential meets but then when we say no to something we can justify it.

Id rather someone be clear about likes and dislikes...Id hate to offend anyone when I start putting my rubber gloves on! lol"

We ask in our profile what the usual no,no's are.It makes us laugh when ppl have a profile that says "up for anything" then further down it says "but we don't do etc,etc,etc" ending at the bottom with "usual no,no's apply".

That probably leaves missionary.

Why not just be upfront,say what they're willing to do and what they'd like others to do,sorted.

XXXX

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By *icknDeeCouple  over a year ago

hartlepool

Why when people list their do's and don'ts does it always remind me of a 70s saturday afternoon wrestling match?

"No scratching, no biting. Two falls, two submissions or a knockout decide the winner." lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago
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"Why when people list their do's and don'ts does it always remind me of a 70s saturday afternoon wrestling match?

"No scratching, no biting. Two falls, two submissions or a knockout decide the winner." lol

"

Sounds like a great profile that does whats their names? lol x

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By *lirty14uMan  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

No Quiche

No Morris Dancing

No Spandau Ballet

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple  over a year ago

London

No Animals

No Kids

No Blood

No real pain

No poop / watersports

No Christians

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No Pot Noodle Sex

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By *lirty14uMan  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

What the hell is wrong with Pot Noodle Sex?? It's safe, at least!

Safer than Not Poodle anyway...

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By *lirty14uMan  over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"No Animals

No Kids

No Blood

No real pain

No poop / watersports

No Christians"

Notice they didn't say anything about dead people...

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By *eavensg84uCouple  over a year ago

Harrow

Especially Terry Christian!

If we see "Usual no-no's" on a profile we take it to mean the 3 P's (poo, pee and pain). We also are suspicious of those people who have ticked EVERY box in the dislikes column - NOBODY is that kinky and it shows that they havent maybe thought through what they actually like and dislike.

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By *eavensg84uCouple  over a year ago

Harrow

Ooops - meant to say 'likes column'

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