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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's that all about.

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

Also red bull or lynx can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha ha ppl been doing it for years I've give up wondering what goes through their minds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also red bull or lynx can

WTF haha

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I do wish people used more creativity. A cock with a line of liquorice torpedoes next to it, or something else equally random.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got freesat, would that work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They dont have any string

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By *udmjMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-trent

Must try a thimble with mine lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's that all about. "

least they can blooming find it x

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By *tsallaroundMan over a year ago

merthyr

If I lay down next to the effiel tower in a model village mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its because they're the sort of folk watching tv with hands down their grubby sweat pants.....its the only thing available without having to get up.

I am of course jealous that I have to use a ketchup sachet in McDonalds

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

Don't have Sky here, switched to BT vision as sky sports much cheaper.

...and the remote is a bit smaller too, so as a result it makes your cock look bigger, lol.

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

"What's that all about. "

dunno but he can get 125 new channels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol its very odd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe because they're all wanking off to Babestation ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why not just get a tape measure out?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whenever I see a pic of guy who compares his cock with a TV remote, mobile phone, drinks can etc, it so makes me want to say to them "yes....they do make them small these days, don't they"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got freesat, would that work?"
lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think there should be a challenge set for guys to take cock shots with something more imaginative as a measuring/size guide ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think there should be a challenge set for guys to take cock shots with something more imaginative as a measuring/size guide ...."

A litre bottle of

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think there should be a challenge set for guys to take cock shots with something more imaginative as a measuring/size guide ...."

maybe stick it in a pint glass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used a lighter. For perspective only. It doesn't burn

Didn't know twas a faux pas to give a bit of comparative photography when displaying the d ;(

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think there should be a challenge set for guys to take cock shots with something more imaginative as a measuring/size guide ...."

Perhaps a tape measure?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is a new international standard, we will we be talking about something being SR instead of CM soon .

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