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So your fucking someone when....(finish off the sentence)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Haha had a funny experience this late evening and it made me think that many of you must have had some too.
Finish of the sentence, I will start.
So I was fucking a beautiful woman overlooking Portsmouth from the shoreline when a man parked up his car and slowly walked over pretending not to watch us.  |
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"So I was fucking a beautiful woman overlooking Portsmouth from the shoreline when a man parked up his car and slowly walked over pretending not to watch us. "
Then he pulled out his warrant card and arrested us for pulic indecency.
During the court case the judge stood up and..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was fucking a beautiful woman overlooking Portsmouth from the shoreline when a man parked up his car and slowly walked over pretending not to watch us.
Then he pulled out his warrant card and arrested us for pulic indecency.
During the court case the judge stood up and....."
Unzipped his pants he then proceeded to get his cock out and start wanking right there infront of us.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was fucking a beautiful woman overlooking Portsmouth from the shoreline when a man parked up his car and slowly walked over pretending not to watch us.
Then he pulled out his warrant card and arrested us for pulic indecency.
During the court case the judge stood up and....."
Pronounced that dogging is now legalised, case dismissed. The policeman .......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cuffed you to the railings and did a runner with your burd 
"bring back my roast chicken!"
You yelled"
you can have it back when I have stuffed it said the policeman. |
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"Cuffed you to the railings and did a runner with your burd
"bring back my roast chicken!"
You yelled you can have it back when I have stuffed it said the policeman."
So he tied up the birds legs and decided it would be better spit roasted !!  xxx Tabitha xxx |
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"Cuffed you to the railings and did a runner with your burd
"bring back my roast chicken!"
You yelled you can have it back when I have stuffed it said the policeman.
So he tied up the birds legs and decided it would be better spit roasted !! xxx Tabitha xxx "
but first he had to cover it in fat and rub it in |
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"Cuffed you to the railings and did a runner with your burd
"bring back my roast chicken!"
You yelled you can have it back when I have stuffed it said the policeman.
So he tied up the birds legs and decided it would be better spit roasted !! xxx Tabitha xxx but first he had to cover it in fat and rub it in "
Then he called in backup to undertake a thorough investigation  |
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So there I was fucking 2 lads from college when my mum walked in my bedroom ... I was 17, I was being spit roasted and there were dildos on my bed! Must of only been about 12:30 in the afternoon as it was our lunch hour. She didn't talk to me for a very long time! |
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"So there I was fucking 2 lads from college when my mum walked in my bedroom ... I was 17, I was being spit roasted and there were dildos on my bed! Must of only been about 12:30 in the afternoon as it was our lunch hour. She didn't talk to me for a very long time! "
When she finally did speak, she explained how shocked she was at my grammar for frigging herself silly in the lounge and not cooking for me and my two mates. My dad... |
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"then he remembered the policeman took it after he was caught fucking his bit on the side on the seafront........ after reminiscing about a great night dad went to ....."
Fetch the dog. He then drizzled honey on his nuts and..... |
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