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By *porty.ben OP Man
over a year ago
West Hampstead |
So got a bit of a dedicate matter here, and this might be the wrong place to do it, but here goes...
How do you do your business in your girlfriends house. I find it very embarrassing saying I'm going to the loo and come back 10 mins later knowing that she knows....
Any thoughts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So got a bit of a dedicate matter here, and this might be the wrong place to do it, but here goes...
How do you do your business in your girlfriends house. I find it very embarrassing saying I'm going to the loo and come back 10 mins later knowing that she knows....
Any thoughts?"
Interesting, I have had the same dilemma, is it just a number 2 that your referring to?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why not just tell her.
"sorry I was so long dear, I've just had a huge dump in there and I'd give it 20 minutes before you go in"
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That seems fair enough.  |
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This thread put a on my face.
Dated a woman a few years back who hated people breaking wind. She lived in a small house and the bedroom was next to the bathroom and you could clearly hear what went on in there.
Now I like to really let go when I have my morning clear out so was not a comfortable situation for either of us  |
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By *porty.ben OP Man
over a year ago
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"This thread put a on my face.
Dated a woman a few years back who hated people breaking wind. She lived in a small house and the bedroom was next to the bathroom and you could clearly hear what went on in there.
Now I like to really let go when I have my morning clear out so was not a comfortable situation for either of us "
Hahahaha, this made me chuckle!! Luckily my ex's loo was a bit further away from her bedroom, could relax and enjoy my morning contemplation time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm pretty sure she must know you crap the same as every other person!!
Yeah but girls don't crap!"
True, it's all butterflies and perfumed raindrops when ladies do their business!
But bless, this did make me chuckle...presumably you weren't expecting her to go down on you immediately after?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread put a on my face.
Dated a woman a few years back who hated people breaking wind. She lived in a small house and the bedroom was next to the bathroom and you could clearly hear what went on in there.
Now I like to really let go when I have my morning clear out so was not a comfortable situation for either of us
Hahahaha, this made me chuckle!! Luckily my ex's loo was a bit further away from her bedroom, could relax and enjoy my morning contemplation time."
Here is a trick, when your about to 'drop a bomb' flush the toilet, the noise of the flush will drown out any embarrassing splashing noises. However if your dropping a multiple load then further flushes will be required, which might arouse suspicion.
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By (user no longer on site)
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As for the safety margin when to enter a recently used loo (I'm trying, honest) - I keep a small bowl with a box of matches on the window sill; strike one match over the bowl, and the burning sulphur will remove any trace of smell. Honest. Much better than any sprays.
Many moons ago I had a poster on the inside of the bathroom door, stating 'Loo Manners'. One of them was, "Sing loud to obliterate any inappropriate noises. Song sheets available from the host". (Another gem was, "Avoid target shooting in the dark", but that's another chapter.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread put a on my face.
Dated a woman a few years back who hated people breaking wind. She lived in a small house and the bedroom was next to the bathroom and you could clearly hear what went on in there.
Now I like to really let go when I have my morning clear out so was not a comfortable situation for either of us
Hahahaha, this made me chuckle!! Luckily my ex's loo was a bit further away from her bedroom, could relax and enjoy my morning contemplation time.
Here is a trick, when your about to 'drop a bomb' flush the toilet, the noise of the flush will drown out any embarrassing splashing noises. However if your dropping a multiple load then further flushes will be required, which might arouse suspicion.
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easier to line the water with loo roll first to catch your 'bomb' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As for the safety margin when to enter a recently used loo (I'm trying, honest) - I keep a small bowl with a box of matches on the window sill; strike one match over the bowl, and the burning sulphur will remove any trace of smell. Honest. Much better than any sprays.
Many moons ago I had a poster on the inside of the bathroom door, stating 'Loo Manners'. One of them was, "Sing loud to obliterate any inappropriate noises. Song sheets available from the host". (Another gem was, "Avoid target shooting in the dark", but that's another chapter.)"
The match bowl sounds a good idea, my only concern is that done people I know produce some seriously pungent smells when on the bog, striking a match in that environment would be very risky |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread put a on my face.
Dated a woman a few years back who hated people breaking wind. She lived in a small house and the bedroom was next to the bathroom and you could clearly hear what went on in there.
Now I like to really let go when I have my morning clear out so was not a comfortable situation for either of us
Very good thinking, far better idea
Hahahaha, this made me chuckle!! Luckily my ex's loo was a bit further away from her bedroom, could relax and enjoy my morning contemplation time.
Here is a trick, when your about to 'drop a bomb' flush the toilet, the noise of the flush will drown out any embarrassing splashing noises. However if your dropping a multiple load then further flushes will be required, which might arouse suspicion.
easier to line the water with loo roll first to catch your 'bomb' "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So got a bit of a dedicate matter here, and this might be the wrong place to do it, but here goes...
How do you do your business in your girlfriends house. I find it very embarrassing saying I'm going to the loo and come back 10 mins later knowing that she knows....
Any thoughts?"
Man up everyone has to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread put a on my face.
Dated a woman a few years back who hated people breaking wind. She lived in a small house and the bedroom was next to the bathroom and you could clearly hear what went on in there.
Now I like to really let go when I have my morning clear out so was not a comfortable situation for either of us
Hahahaha, this made me chuckle!! Luckily my ex's loo was a bit further away from her bedroom, could relax and enjoy my morning contemplation time.
Here is a trick, when your about to 'drop a bomb' flush the toilet, the noise of the flush will drown out any embarrassing splashing noises. However if your dropping a multiple load then further flushes will be required, which might arouse suspicion.
easier to line the water with loo roll first to catch your 'bomb' "
Excellent - that's just so funny!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As for the safety margin when to enter a recently used loo (I'm trying, honest) - I keep a small bowl with a box of matches on the window sill; strike one match over the bowl, and the burning sulphur will remove any trace of smell. Honest. Much better than any sprays.
Many moons ago I had a poster on the inside of the bathroom door, stating 'Loo Manners'. One of them was, "Sing loud to obliterate any inappropriate noises. Song sheets available from the host". (Another gem was, "Avoid target shooting in the dark", but that's another chapter.)
The match bowl sounds a good idea, my only concern is that done people I know produce some seriously pungent smells when on the bog, striking a match in that environment would be very risky "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone has to poo.....I don't like to poo in other peoples houses.....not good when you got ibs....
Just tell her you going to 'give birth to meatloafs daughter'"
Like a Bat out of Hell , I will get my coat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thanks for the laugh.
i dont see the problem to be honest considering what you have just both done to each other.
besides we all know that as soon as the guy is out the room and earshot, she squeaks one out. |
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By *stmateMan
over a year ago
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Toilet bowls become sub woofers when u need to fart before after or during curling a steamy one out. She knows full well what's occurring and if she's your gf don't worry about it. First date and you might not see her again. Do the polite thing. Make sure you leave it as you found it. Assuming its a clean bog. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It depends how well developed your relationship is
Have you had your first fart in bed?
If so you can move on to your first dump
If you haven't reached the first fart then it's tricky. I'd suggests opening the toilet window and also spraying the toilet heavily with a can of deodorant
She'll never guess what's going on |
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