I would imagine it would end with you laid upon your soft bedsheets whilst a forest of tongues squirmed and sliding their way deliciously over every square inch of your skin, with the happiest snaking hungrily into your little cleft....

Yes, that would be my guess.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So it would be 'pass, kiss, fuck… an Eccles Cake'!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder what the outcome would be if I started a "who wants to lick me" thread

Yes, that would be my guess."

Theres something about the phrase "Forest of tongues" that's left me feeling a bit queasy lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might start a new thread 'would you lick or fuck an Eccles Cake?'

Lick or fuck an eccles cake??? deviant!!!

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By *rthur WrightusMan over a year ago

Round the Bend

So just to recap the choice is

a) licking a cock dry

b) licking a pussy

or c) licking an Eccles cake

I would go for Eccles cake every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can i swap it for a vanilla slice ? The ones wid proper custard ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can i swap it for a vanilla slice ? The ones wid proper custard ? "
now your talking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any body want to suck me dry"

i would if you were nearer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone want to suck me, I'll do you a nice rhubarb crumble for afters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread sucks. Incidentally Eccles for me

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By *amamanMan over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

Cream bun would be nice. ....;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want to suck me, I'll do you a nice rhubarb crumble for afters

"
with custard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about a bj for a krispy Kreme?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm healthy eating so its cock or pussy for me, the choice is just too hard

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By *irtyleedsladMan over a year ago

leeds

Would it be considered greedy to have the Eccles cake, then lick the pussy and when that's done have the vanilla slice for my wait at the bus stop??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont be calling eccles cakes though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am horny but also hungry so i think its the eccles cake for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm healthy eating so its cock or pussy for me, the choice is just too hard

What about a carrot then?

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By *obb2upCouple over a year ago

Bangor

can i have an eccles cake to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Robert Pattinson might. Him being a vampire and all."

mmmmm vampires

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have a spare pool pump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm healthy eating so its cock or pussy for me, the choice is just too hard

What about a carrot then?"

I prefer cock

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