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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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Quit a few years ago a friend of mine used to drive the local working girls around.
The contents of the condoms were kept and sold to a bloke in Wisbech. I am not a person to shock but that is stomach churning, literally |
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"Quit a few years ago a friend of mine used to drive the local working girls around.
The contents of the condoms were kept and sold to a bloke in Wisbech. I am not a person to shock but that is stomach churning, literally "
Whatever happened to data protection... lol |
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over a year ago
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There is a site similar to ebay that you can sell any body fluids, dirty undies, and some people even produce the goods while u watch on cam and then post em !
a way to earn some extra cash if your short  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Im a very very heavy cummer up 2 quater of a pint and my x girl friend used make me fuck her up the arse and empty every bit of my huge load in here and then she would push me away and put a but plug in to keep it in there for hours some time and even try to sleep with it in if i didnt do it she would get so angry even thou shes with some one new she trys to black mail me into doing it now will i ever escape from her? |
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"Im a very very heavy cummer up 2 quater of a pint and my x girl friend used make me fuck her up the arse and empty every bit of my huge load in here and then she would push me away and put a but plug in to keep it in there for hours some time and even try to sleep with it in if i didnt do it she would get so angry even thou shes with some one new she trys to black mail me into doing it now will i ever escape from her?"
a quarter of a pint. I think that would be a world record
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I just threw up in my mouth... C x
Live a little  
That reminds me, is the ice cube tray full or do I need to refill it?"
I told you I thought it was chicken stock so needs a refill  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As it was mentioned on another thread, I thought I'd throw the question open to all.
Does anyone actually freeze/preserve cum for later consumption?"
Am I being really naive, but why would anyone want to do this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is a site similar to ebay that you can sell any body fluids, dirty undies, and some people even produce the goods while u watch on cam and then post em !
a way to earn some extra cash if your short "
i may be a little vertically challenged, but i do have limits on what i'll do for money
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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"As it was mentioned on another thread, I thought I'd throw the question open to all.
Does anyone actually freeze/preserve cum for later consumption?
Am I being really naive, but why would anyone want to do this? "
I think the kink is to drink it whilst wanking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As it was mentioned on another thread, I thought I'd throw the question open to all.
Does anyone actually freeze/preserve cum for later consumption?
Am I being really naive, but why would anyone want to do this? "
Perhaps in a master/slave scenario. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been to docs years about it and its normal its a very high level but normal ive also read info on my codition and i have to avoid bananas eggs and asparagus witch all contain ce20 witch preduces sperm thats why they eat huge amounts of these in the porn industry.the recorded highest amount is just under a pint and you can see the guy on you porn and x videos im sure its called tana meyers takes huge load or sumething like that.check it out. |
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"Been to docs years about it and its normal its a very high level but normal ive also read info on my codition and i have to avoid bananas eggs and asparagus witch all contain ce20 witch preduces sperm thats why they eat huge amounts of these in the porn industry.the recorded highest amount is just under a pint and you can see the guy on you porn and x videos im sure its called tana meyers takes huge load or sumething like that.check it out."
a pint!!!!!! Noooooo way. It has to be stored somewhere first and surely no one can squeeze that much jizz in thier nads? |
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"Sick.. may aswell do away with safe sex if ur just gonna drink it all later..im sure you can still catch things that way  "
If he's coming that much I doubt a condom will catch it all lol. |
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"Been to docs years about it and its normal its a very high level but normal ive also read info on my codition and i have to avoid bananas eggs and asparagus witch all contain ce20 witch preduces sperm thats why they eat huge amounts of these in the porn industry.the recorded highest amount is just under a pint and you can see the guy on you porn and x videos im sure its called tana meyers takes huge load or sumething like that.check it out.
a pint!!!!!! Noooooo way. It has to be stored somewhere first and surely no one can squeeze that much jizz in thier nads?"
ive just googled this and there is no real answer as to the largest amount, but the average is one to two tea spoons full, so im not sure im buying these claims |
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Male ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.
During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.
So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank? 
Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number"  |
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"Im a very very heavy cummer up 2 quater of a pint and my x girl friend used make me fuck her up the arse and empty every bit of my huge load in here and then she would push me away and put a but plug in to keep it in there for hours some time and even try to sleep with it in if i didnt do it she would get so angry even thou shes with some one new she trys to black mail me into doing it now will i ever escape from her?"
why is she blackmailing you? surely it should be the other way around!! |
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"Im a very very heavy cummer up 2 quater of a pint and my x girl friend used make me fuck her up the arse and empty every bit of my huge load in here and then she would push me away and put a but plug in to keep it in there for hours some time and even try to sleep with it in if i didnt do it she would get so angry even thou shes with some one new she trys to black mail me into doing it now will i ever escape from her?a quarter of a pint. I think that would be a world record"
Quarter pint hahahaha hahahaha |
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"Sick.. may aswell do away with safe sex if ur just gonna drink it all later..im sure you can still catch things that way
If he's coming that much I doubt a condom will catch it all lol."
The exploding cum condom |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's a well known fact that in many porn films, there is a hidden pipe fixed up the blind side of the guys cock and someone in the background out of shot with like a syringe full of milk and yogurt. No way can any guy shoot a quarter of a pint of spunk, let alone a pint, not even a horse can do THAT much!!!
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"Male ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.
During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.
So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?
Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number" "
A tea spoon full?what?you need to look after your self a bit better |
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There used to be a man on the Manchester parlour / brothel scene who used to go round them all towards the end of the working day. He collected all the used condoms and I understand pay for them, he said he used to take them home and drink the contents. Nowt stranger than folk |
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"Male ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.
During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.
So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?
Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number" "
Very informative. You really do learn something new every day! |
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"A teMale ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.
During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.
So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?
Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number"
A tea spoon full?what?you need to look after your self a bit better"
"The volume of semen ejaculate varies. A review of 30 studies concluded that the average was around 3.4 milliliters (ml), with some studies finding amounts as high as 4.99 ml or as low as 2.3 ml"
1 teaspoon = 4.929mL so just ONE teaspoon of ejaculate would be right up the top of the high-volume.
1 pint = 568.25 millilitres /4 = 142ml
142ml (quarter pint) = 29 teaspoons of ejaculate or 29 times more than the highest average...
Now then, have you ever been to McDonalds, opened one end of the wrapper on a drinking straw and then blown into the straw? Well if you do, the wrapper shoots off like a missile! So I'm now wondering what happens if one fires a quarter pint of ejaculate while wearing a condom
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Male ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.
During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.
So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?
Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number" "
Whose phone number? Lol |
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"A teMale ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.
During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.
So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?
Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number"
A tea spoon full?what?you need to look after your self a bit better
"The volume of semen ejaculate varies. A review of 30 studies concluded that the average was around 3.4 milliliters (ml), with some studies finding amounts as high as 4.99 ml or as low as 2.3 ml"
1 teaspoon = 4.929mL so just ONE teaspoon of ejaculate would be right up the top of the high-volume.
1 pint = 568.25 millilitres /4 = 142ml
142ml (quarter pint) = 29 teaspoons of ejaculate or 29 times more than the highest average...
Now then, have you ever been to McDonalds, opened one end of the wrapper on a drinking straw and then blown into the straw? Well if you do, the wrapper shoots off like a missile! So I'm now wondering what happens if one fires a quarter pint of ejaculate while wearing a condom
;-)"
I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A teMale ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.
During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.
So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?
Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number"
A tea spoon full?what?you need to look after your self a bit better
"The volume of semen ejaculate varies. A review of 30 studies concluded that the average was around 3.4 milliliters (ml), with some studies finding amounts as high as 4.99 ml or as low as 2.3 ml"
1 teaspoon = 4.929mL so just ONE teaspoon of ejaculate would be right up the top of the high-volume.
1 pint = 568.25 millilitres /4 = 142ml
142ml (quarter pint) = 29 teaspoons of ejaculate or 29 times more than the highest average...
Now then, have you ever been to McDonalds, opened one end of the wrapper on a drinking straw and then blown into the straw? Well if you do, the wrapper shoots off like a missile! So I'm now wondering what happens if one fires a quarter pint of ejaculate while wearing a condom
;-)"
It looks like a light bulb on the end of your cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time
This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...
Cock size... * * inches
Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets
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First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im a very very heavy cummer up 2 quater of a pint and my x girl friend used make me fuck her up the arse and empty every bit of my huge load in here and then she would push me away and put a but plug in to keep it in there for hours some time and even try to sleep with it in if i didnt do it she would get so angry even thou shes with some one new she trys to black mail me into doing it now will i ever escape from her?"
LOL dare i say the stories and fantasies section would be more appropriate? |
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"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time
This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...
Cock size... * * inches
Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets
First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine. "
I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!! |
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"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time
This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...
Cock size... * * inches
Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets
First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine.
I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!! "
Now I can relate that a packet of biscuits has a 'size' that could be referenced to cock size. Or are you coming from the other angle... as in 'how many biscuits can I dunk in that?' |
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"Im a very very heavy cummer up 2 quater of a pint and my x girl friend used make me fuck her up the arse and empty every bit of my huge load in here and then she would push me away and put a but plug in to keep it in there for hours some time and even try to sleep with it in if i didnt do it she would get so angry even thou shes with some one new she trys to black mail me into doing it now will i ever escape from her?
LOL dare i say the stories and fantasies section would be more appropriate?"
So you’ll be another one of these poor pathetic blokes who has to have a wank twice a day for a whole month to store up that quarter pint of spunk to shove up your wife’s bum! Fear not friend, you are not alone. There are lots of men out there with the same problem, myself included. BUT... it’s not all bad, you see I got it sussed out... just stick your dick up her bum, shove it in and out a few times, make some grunting sounds and then... PISS... she’ll never know the difference! No surprise really, as it would seem some blokes can’t tell the difference between cumming and pissing |
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"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time
This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...
Cock size... * * inches
Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets
First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine.
I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!! "
ooh biscuits! That would get my attention! 
I saw a pic of a smartphone next to his cock. His cock must only be 3" long.
This is such a funny thread. Brilliant!!  |
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ooh biscuits! That would get my attention!
I saw a pic of a smartphone next to his cock. His cock must only be 3" long.
This is such a funny thread. Brilliant!! "
Cock - Smartphone... you might have missed out there, it could have been the Galaxy Note... have you seen the size of them fuckers???? (bigger than a typical biscuit ) |
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"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time
This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...
Cock size... * * inches
Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets
First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine.
I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!!
Now I can relate that a packet of biscuits has a 'size' that could be referenced to cock size. Or are you coming from the other angle... as in 'how many biscuits can I dunk in that?' "
Not when you can get half pack sizes lol |
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"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time
This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...
Cock size... * * inches
Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets
First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine.
I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!!
ooh biscuits! That would get my attention!
I saw a pic of a smartphone next to his cock. His cock must only be 3" long.
This is such a funny thread. Brilliant!! "
They were my favourites as well and yes it is, he has his uses |
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"Been to docs years about it and its normal its a very high level but normal ive also read info on my codition and i have to avoid bananas eggs and asparagus witch all contain ce20 witch preduces sperm thats why they eat huge amounts of these in the porn industry.the recorded highest amount is just under a pint and you can see the guy on you porn and x videos im sure its called tana meyers takes huge load or sumething like that.check it out."
that reminds me does anyone need there bird bath filling up |
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"I could do you a vid and send it to you if you woant?to prove it
God no. Just come and smother it over chip. Dont wanna waste it!"
If you don't want to waste it, you might want to get a bigger paddling pool than the one in the picture |
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"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time
This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...
Cock size... * * inches
Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets
First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine.
I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!!
ooh biscuits! That would get my attention!
I saw a pic of a smartphone next to his cock. His cock must only be 3" long.
This is such a funny thread. Brilliant!! "
The new standard of measurement - the Tunnocks Caramel Wafer! |
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