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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Am I bad to just LOVE naughty police men???
I am sure I will go straight to hell but I have a weakness....and a damp spot....whenever I see his helmet......  |
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"Am I bad to just LOVE naughty police men???
I am sure I will go straight to hell but I have a weakness....and a damp spot....whenever I see his helmet...... "
Drive down form the city centre Southwards and make it look like your d*unk. Friend of mine did that staying off the main roads because she was d*unk. Got pulled by a copper. He said you're obviously over the limit, you've a choice, give me a blow job or blow into this. She didn't want to get banned so blew him, fancy meeting him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I bad to just LOVE naughty police men???
I am sure I will go straight to hell but I have a weakness....and a damp spot....whenever I see his helmet......
Drive down form the city centre Southwards and make it look like your d*unk. Friend of mine did that staying off the main roads because she was d*unk. Got pulled by a copper. He said you're obviously over the limit, you've a choice, give me a blow job or blow into this. She didn't want to get banned so blew him, fancy meeting him?"
I'm sure a copper has just been sent down for this kind of thing |
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"Each to their own but puts me right off as both the coppers I know personally are narcissistic wife beating bastards so it sort of leaves me dry. Now give me a hot rugby player ....  "
fancy a tackle? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Loveca rugby player too!
But just to respond to that...I am deeply sorry that has been your experience. There are sadly some nasty people in all walks of life and professions....sad fact of life and obviously anyone who beats women is not a man anyway..
I am fortunate to have met some lovely policemen however so most are good people. ...and some are HOT!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Each to their own but puts me right off as both the coppers I know personally are narcissistic wife beating bastards so it sort of leaves me dry. Now give me a hot rugby player .... "
 I know ex cops who would make your toes curl with with the story's they tell.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well......I have managed to fulfill that fantasy and yes he was hot, delicious and. ....a total gentleman!!!!. ...(well he was afterwards )
but during????.....
Well let's just say I have never been frisked in my life until then....and if they were all like that? Well!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh yes i agree with you hun! Coppers defiantly do it for me too, have met a lovely copper and had fun with him and hubby but I need to meet one in uniform!! That would do it completely if he bent me over his car or in a cell even better!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have one message me quite regularly not met yet tho as he always pushes to meet while he's on shift. Sorta feel like he should be concentrating on the job really... |
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I have had messages from a lot coppers , but they are all dirty bastards. Fireman , now i've had 3 or was it 4 of those, and they were all real gents ( but one left burnt wood in my bed). I wouldn't say no to a Squaddie tho..... or Johnny Vegas but then that's just weird I know... |
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By *BW38jWoman
over a year ago
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"Am I bad to just LOVE naughty police men???
I am sure I will go straight to hell but I have a weakness....and a damp spot....whenever I see his helmet...... "
read my stories in the forum called 'wasting police time ' 2 chapters. that's my kind of policeman lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmm police men.
but they have to be all in black with there bullet proof vests on
Have had the pleasure of meeting one. just a shame we haven't met again as there are so many fantasies I want to act out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Each to their own but puts me right off as both the coppers I know personally are narcissistic wife beating bastards so it sort of leaves me dry. Now give me a hot rugby player ....
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Maybe you should present the facts you have to the service so they can be removed from the job.
Assuming you haven't done so already in order to protect their wives. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Naughty Policeman?
You need to see Bad Leiutenant with Harvey Keitel! There's a proper sleazy scene with two girls in a car. I love the dynamic of abuse of power! Pure sleaze. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Johnny Vegas???? Have a word with yourself darling! Ha ha xx
Hee hee ... comedians do it for me, Johnny Vegas, John Bishop.... Now why is it im single ? lol
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Because you don't take anyone seriously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are not all wife beaters! Sure, you get dodgy in all walks of life and I'm ashamed when a policeman makes the news for the wrong reasons.
However, we are all still human and you would be surprised by the amount of Police in the lifestyle.
I would imagine it would be difficult to get one of us while on duty, but I'm sure I'd easily be persuaded. |
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"Johnny Vegas???? Have a word with yourself darling! Ha ha xx
Hee hee ... comedians do it for me, Johnny Vegas, John Bishop.... Now why is it im single ? lol
Because you don't take anyone seriously "
No because thers nowt sexier than a funny , intelligent man |
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I have had three coppers.. 1) He turned out to be married, his wife managed to hack his MSN account and pose as him !.
2) He used to talk endlessly about motoring offences .
3) Now he was naughty, he used to text me when he was interrogating bad people. He had a shoe fetch but when we met what a let down. No sex, he just gizzed on me shoes and went home !
So, i'll stick with me funny men . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have had three coppers.. 1) He turned out to be married, his wife managed to hack his MSN account and pose as him !.
2) He used to talk endlessly about motoring offences .
3) Now he was naughty, he used to text me when he was interrogating bad people. He had a shoe fetch but when we met what a let down. No sex, he just gizzed on me shoes and went home !
So, i'll stick with me funny men ."
 see people get obsessed about uniforms and jobs thinking they'll be something they aren't. Take the person on face value always. |
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"Am I bad to just LOVE naughty police men???
I am sure I will go straight to hell but I have a weakness....and a damp spot....whenever I see his helmet...... "
For me it firemen! Oops I accidentally set a fire in my bedroom! Woops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear god hun...where are you finding these guys???? These clearly landed on the reject pile!!!
You are I need a conversation! !!!! Ha ha! xx"
You'll need to Scotland then lol.....I nearly got the giggles as I was giving him a bj and he had to talk to a colleague on his radio |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Of course it would help if I clicked the reply button that include which post I was replying to, so you all know what the hell I am on about!!!
I blame my blonde hair! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Naughty Policeman?
You need to see Bad Leiutenant with Harvey Keitel! There's a proper sleazy scene with two girls in a car. I love the dynamic of abuse of power! Pure sleaze. "
I am trying very hard to avoid hyperventilating! But talk like that gets me into all kinds of trouble!!!! |
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"I have had three coppers.. 1) He turned out to be married, his wife managed to hack his MSN account and pose as him !.
2) He used to talk endlessly about motoring offences .
3) Now he was naughty, he used to text me when he was interrogating bad people. He had a shoe fetch but when we met what a let down. No sex, he just gizzed on me shoes and went home !
So, i'll stick with me funny men .
see people get obsessed about uniforms and jobs thinking they'll be something they aren't. Take the person on face value always."
I totally agree ! A uniform doesn't make a person special , but it is just one of those fantasy things. But theer is something really horny about talking dirty to a copper or (for me personally) a squaddie when he is on duty.. slurp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when i was much younger, i used to fancy police men only now they all look like little boys to me and the cars and the uniforms arent as sexy, i prefer the foreign ones. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have had three coppers.. 1) He turned out to be married, his wife managed to hack his MSN account and pose as him !.
2) He used to talk endlessly about motoring offences .
3) Now he was naughty, he used to text me when he was interrogating bad people. He had a shoe fetch but when we met what a let down. No sex, he just gizzed on me shoes and went home !
So, i'll stick with me funny men .
see people get obsessed about uniforms and jobs thinking they'll be something they aren't. Take the person on face value always.
I totally agree ! A uniform doesn't make a person special , but it is just one of those fantasy things. But theer is something really horny about talking dirty to a copper or (for me personally) a squaddie when he is on duty.. slurp"
Slurp?? You really shouldn't talk with your mouth full you know?? Hmm....looks like it will be quiet round here for a while!!! Mind sharing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know that there are coppers on this site. So you never know your luck. But they won't tell you straight away that they are a copper. xx"
No of course they won't. ...and I totally understand their reasons...as mine are similar. ...
but don't you just love the way PM'ing can help?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Slurp is the sound of my tongue on the floor at the sight of a hot soldier all dressed for action lol"
The other day a very good Marine friend of mine Skyped me.....he was in his combats all hot and sweaty having just taught a physical assault course of some kind. ....now he is just my dear friend but my god...he looked hot! I nearly licked the screen! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yum now that would be my type of man, all sweaty, dirty and ready for action! Yeah I know in the real world it aint like that but I can dream...."
Oh but in the real world...it is!! Trust me+ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not read the whole thread but there is something very satisfying and horny about dominating and abusing a policeman a couple of days after getting a speeding fine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know that there are coppers on this site. So you never know your luck. But they won't tell you straight away that they are a copper. xx
No of course they won't. ...and I totally understand their reasons...as mine are similar. ...
but don't you just love the way PM'ing can help?? "
Yeah I do & have met with a copper a few times & who ever said they were all dirty bastards... I don't have a problem with that. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know that there are coppers on this site. So you never know your luck. But they won't tell you straight away that they are a copper. xx
No of course they won't. ...and I totally understand their reasons...as mine are similar. ...
but don't you just love the way PM'ing can help??
Yeah I do & have met with a copper a few times & who ever said they were all dirty bastards... I don't have a problem with that. x"
Quite agree! No point otherwise |
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By *W69Couple
over a year ago
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Been a fantasy of T's for years, whether its the allure of the uniform or "being controlled" probably a combination of the two. Whatever it is, it works for her/us.
Wanted.....A hot sexy policeman/woman/both.....uniform compulsory
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By *W69Couple
over a year ago
Bournemouth |
"I love coppers too!! and whats even better I seem to be a magnet for them too on here ... Maybe I remind them of their days in vice  "
Off to fancy dress shop to buy a magnet uniform it is then...we all have our kinks, never realised cops had a thing for magnets... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love coppers too!! and whats even better I seem to be a magnet for them too on here ... Maybe I remind them of their days in vice
Off to fancy dress shop to buy a magnet uniform it is then...we all have our kinks, never realised cops had a thing for magnets..."
Ha ha ha ha ha BOOM BOOM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm now wondering IF I HAVE ever had a dalliance with a policeman
It certainly hasn't been one in uniform (altho I did ONCE get the pants off a pcso - but that's another story lol)
Right the call is going out
ANY CAMBRIDGESHIRE POLICEMEN in need of a bj - STEP THIS WAY |
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