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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why so much anger about on forum today? Something in the water?
Let's have some nice thoughts. Here's mine......picture a dog with his head out of a car window as it's driven along. Ahhhhh better. |
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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago
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Joke for this happy thread.
A man rushes out of his wife's hospital room. "Doctor, doctor -- my wife's been in a coma for several months, but when I just touched her left breast, she sighed!"
"That's very encouraging," says the doctor. "Go back and touch her right breast. See if she reacts."
A few minutes later, the man rushes out again: "Doctor, she moaned!"
"Very good," says the doctor. "Now try oral sex. She should certainly react to that!"
Five minutes later, the man comes out back out, white as a sheet. "Doctor -- she died."
"No! What happened?" the doctor exclaims.
"Well, doc," the man says tearfully, "she choked." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why so much anger about on forum today? Something in the water?
Let's have some nice thoughts. Here's mine......picture a dog with his head out of a car window as it's driven along. Ahhhhh better."
slobber all wet down the car window , lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why so much anger about on forum today? Something in the water?
Let's have some nice thoughts. Here's mine......picture a dog with his head out of a car window as it's driven along. Ahhhhh better. slobber all wet down the car window , lol "
Has to the ears on a spaniel for me lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Joke for this happy thread.
A man rushes out of his wife's hospital room. "Doctor, doctor -- my wife's been in a coma for several months, but when I just touched her left breast, she sighed!"
"That's very encouraging," says the doctor. "Go back and touch her right breast. See if she reacts."
A few minutes later, the man rushes out again: "Doctor, she moaned!"
"Very good," says the doctor. "Now try oral sex. She should certainly react to that!"
Five minutes later, the man comes out back out, white as a sheet. "Doctor -- she died."
"No! What happened?" the doctor exclaims.
"Well, doc," the man says tearfully, "she choked.""
Lol. Thanks for trying.x |
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"Why so much anger about on forum today? Something in the water?
Let's have some nice thoughts. Here's mine......picture a dog with his head out of a car window as it's driven along. Ahhhhh better."
It's weird because you would think people on here have really awesome sex. I don't know about you but when I'm having great sex I'm always very happy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've not seen any either. Lol
That's so funny. lol.
Wasn't trying to be funny. I was serious! Yesterday or the day before was terrible but today's been mellow. "
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