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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is one I made on twitter a few years ago when talking about hangover cures with friends..,,
"Well for me the best cure for a hang over is a KFC with a large full fat cock"
Of course I meant ....I've never lived it down  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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Not so much a spelling mistake but a Spoonerism!
Around 20 years ago, a receptionist on duty at my hotel was overheard saying to a couple who'd walked into the Hotel to enquire about room availability that day, "I'm really sorry, we're bully fooked!"
Luckily the couple saw the funny side of it! |
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"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,  "
Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off? |
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"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,
Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?"
I don't actually. I see the person behing the spelling x |
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"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,
Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?
I don't actually. I see the person behing the spelling x "
We view it as first impressions as there is no excuse for illiteracy except laziness.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,
Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?
I don't actually. I see the person behind the spelling x
We view it as first impressions as there is no excuse for illiteracy except laziness.... "
We all have our preferences and looking at someone as a whole person is number one for me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time , "
I love your typos and you've made me giggle lots of times  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,
Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?
I don't actually. I see the person behind the spelling x
We view it as first impressions as there is no excuse for illiteracy except laziness....
We all have our preferences and looking at someone as a whole person is number one for me x "
Depends where it is. In a message dashed off in a sex crazed moment, the odd spelling mistake is understandable.
On the other hand, when it is in your profile, or worse the headline to a profile, it just shouts out 'lazy'.
If they can't be bothered to proofread that, then I expect them to put little effort into their bedroom activities. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just seen this on a profile:
"friends requests from single men WILL be delighted and blocked."
Have you seen any funnier ones?"
well over the years I must have made loads ... one I was making cook and cock , lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just seen this on a profile:
"friends requests from single men WILL be delighted and blocked."
Have you seen any funnier ones?well over the years I must have made loads ... one I was making cook and cock , lol "
god I said that weeks ago only now see its a old forum post but I said same thing , lolol |
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"This is one I made on twitter a few years ago when talking about hangover cures with friends..,,
"Well for me the best cure for a hang over is a KFC with a large full fat cock"
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Lol, not sure I'd argue with that?!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,
Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?
I don't actually. I see the person behind the spelling x
We view it as first impressions as there is no excuse for illiteracy except laziness....
We all have our preferences and looking at someone as a whole person is number one for me x
Depends where it is. In a message dashed off in a sex crazed moment, the odd spelling mistake is understandable.
On the other hand, when it is in your profile, or worse the headline to a profile, it just shouts out 'lazy'.
If they can't be bothered to proofread that, then I expect them to put little effort into their bedroom activities. "
i can never understand the correlation between bad spelling and bad sex.
V's spelling can be atrocious, but sex with her is awesome
prefer people that make a few mistakes whilst writing a message or profile, than those that try to make themselves appear superior by using huge words they probably had to look up in the first place. |
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had a student working in our office we were taking customers to a day out at the races.he was tasked with doing a map of the course so they could get their bearings.there was 2 public bars on the map.when there the customers were asking where is the "pubic"bars.
dumbass had left out the letter "L"... |
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a teacher I know still laughs about the outraged note she received from parents complaining that their daughter had been made to do PE in "bear feet" I still imagine some poor child running round the school hall in big furry shoes with claws. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My worst was sending a text to a bloke I'd been seeing. His sense of direction was appalling and when he got home I sent him the message "get lost".
I missed out the '?' "
Hehehe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once sent a email in work which was meant to read you can't do that, it said you cunt do that. Thankfully it was an internal email to 1 person who saw the funny side of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have seen a profile of a guy on here, he firstly states "sorry but I am dyslexic so please ecuse my spelling. I have no problem with this.
I nearly sent my sister a text that could have been embarressing. I meant to say, "just visited dad & he threatened to kick my ass." Just about to press send when I realised that due to bloody predictive text it read, "Dad threatened to lick my ass", So wrong on many levels. xx |
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I was in college and groups would gather and chat before class. One draconian lecturer said we should not stand around arguing in large groups as it blocked his way to his room.
We said we were not arguing but debating. Some person put up a sign "No mass debating in the corridors"  |
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"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,
Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?"
As the mum of an adult dyslexic I sympathise with people who can't spell however do not condone the use of text-speak by anyone over 15 years old. |
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"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,
Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?
As the mum of an adult dyslexic I sympathise with people who can't spell however do not condone the use of text-speak by anyone over 15 years old. "
Well said. I don't respond to text-speak, and I ignore people who talk in street slang (eg, yo bruv, sick man!), or tell them that if they are going to talk to me, to do so in English. |
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it's so innocent 
It doesn't like swearing either 
....... eeeeh 