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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL "
Can you tell me what that is using imperial measurement please  |
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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago
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As a 16 yo I once hit Mademoiselle Menteur's back from the 3rd row desks in French class. So that's about 10 ft (sorry 3.048 meters).
My aim was good back then, used to practise alot, usually by shooting baby starlings in flight! I know ... I wasn't a nice lad then, a cum load is worse than an oil spill at sea
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL "
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!    |
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"This is hilarious. It literally is a 'pissing contest' (well almost)."
Sorry , but I think this is a deadly serious issue . Every guy needs to know his range . when she says cum on my tits and you hit her in the eye and she has to wear Sunglasses for a week it's no joke. ; |
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor! "
Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!
Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance . "
If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again! |
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!
Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .
If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again! "
Ah I see you've had the operation now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!
Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .
If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!
Ah I see you've had the operation now "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!
Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance . "
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!
Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .
If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!
Ah I see you've had the operation now
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The " sense of humour bypass op " of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!
Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .
If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!
Ah I see you've had the operation now
?
The " sense of humour bypass op " of course "
Ah! Yes - that one!
Sorry - but anything involving tape measures is a wee bit too 'teenager' for me!
Have fun though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!
Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .
If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!
Ah I see you've had the operation now
?
The " sense of humour bypass op " of course "
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!
Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .
If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!
Ah I see you've had the operation now
?
The " sense of humour bypass op " of course
Ah! Yes - that one!
Sorry - but anything involving tape measures is a wee bit too 'teenager' for me!
Have fun though! "
Sorry Father ! You in Banking ? |
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If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!
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How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock "
If the face was made of chocolate and cream....Id lick it off..
If the pic of the cock/red bull can stated "Doing it wrong" I would LOL...
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How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock
If the face was made of chocolate and cream....Id lick it off..
If the pic of the cock/red bull can stated "Doing it wrong" I would LOL...
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Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ? |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ? "
You going to comment on all his pics??
None of which involve a tape measure!!
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Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ?
You going to comment on all his pics??
None of which involve a tape measure!!
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Sorry I will stop it now. |
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
Can you tell me what that is using imperial measurement please "
Just short of 25 inches |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
Can you tell me what that is using imperial measurement please
Just short of 25 inches "
So like 2 foot!!!! Impressed could use him to keep the cats of my lawn |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!
Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .
If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!
Ah I see you've had the operation now
?
The " sense of humour bypass op " of course
Ah! Yes - that one!
Sorry - but anything involving tape measures is a wee bit too 'teenager' for me!
Have fun though! "
Why are tape measures "teenager" don't we all use them at some time ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ?
You going to comment on all his pics??
None of which involve a tape measure!!
Sorry I will stop it now. "
Think you'v upset his chum there mate |
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"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL
62cm? Easy!!!!
If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!
Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .
If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again! "
Ill unpack the tape measure from my overnight bag then |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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last time i tried this had the big build up , done some stretches and star jumps in the corner, put on my head band, pressed play on the rocky theme tune and .,......... phhhhufff just smoke  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i have done it across a room and felt like a olympic champion but the best ever was off Chesters suspension bridge,that cum shot flew about 40 foot and hit the water below  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock
If the face was made of chocolate and cream....Id lick it off..
If the pic of the cock/red bull can stated "Doing it wrong" I would LOL...
Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ? "
i best take down MY pictures then!! |
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"depends on the mood and how turned on I am, most times I shoot 3-6 inches other times 2 feet "
I find if I wank it doesn't go far , but if I've been fucking for a long time , when I cum it really shoots far . Does anyone else find this and know why ? |
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"depends on the mood and how turned on I am, most times I shoot 3-6 inches other times 2 feet
I find if I wank it doesn't go far , but if I've been fucking for a long time , when I cum it really shoots far . Does anyone else find this and know why ? "
as said it depends how turned on I am if really turned on and been wanking for a while can shoot a couple of feet and if having a quick shag will not reach past 3 to 4 inches normaly, if having a quick wank will on manage 3 to 4 inches |
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By (user no longer on site)
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As a qualified erotic masseur I've had quite a bit of experience of taking men (and women), to the point of no return... Sometimes it dribbles, sometimes it spurts and several times I've had to re paint the wall behind the head of the massage couch as its been covered!
I vary between short hand grenades to longer range missile strikes depending on my hornyometer and the method of release!
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"last time i tried this had the big build up , done some stretches and star jumps in the corner, put on my head band, pressed play on the rocky theme tune and .,......... phhhhufff just smoke "
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