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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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how many guys here can say that they have had a utterly shit shag from a woman. I mean its easy for ladies to say a guy was terrible in bedroom but some women arejust as guilty.
Also what constitutes a shit shag from a woman? ?? guys....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, I'm not a guy, but I have heard from a guy that a bad shag from a girl is when it feels like you're shagging a sack of potatoes.  "
Haha ... Its hard, everyone expects different. Ive had a couple of bad encouters but I too have not been up to scratch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd love to know what I'm like in bed. I worth guys think I'm not good. But then I've had 3 meets with same guy and he recommends me so can't ge too bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, I'm not a guy, but I have heard from a guy that a bad shag from a girl is when it feels like you're shagging a sack of potatoes. "
we nickname them starfish...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself... "
I've had the same as well I know its not the same girl but that can be a turn off |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
"Sorry, I'm not a guy, but I have heard from a guy that a bad shag from a girl is when it feels like you're shagging a sack of potatoes.
we nickname them starfish... "
Haha I'd already beat you to it 
Starfish is such a great term. |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself...
So she was a starfish then?"
I think a starfish would have been more lively... I wondered at times if she had fallen asleep... maybe I need to practice my technique more lol |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself...
So she was a starfish then?
I think a starfish would have been more lively... I wondered at times if she had fallen asleep... maybe I need to practice my technique more lol"
Maybe she was bored? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah I had one a good while back , she just wasn't in the moment whatsoever ....I didn't even eat her out which I love doing but realised she doesn't deserve the touch of my skilled tongue or fingers . I was so so close to just getting dressed and walking out ....but reconsidered maybe in the morning thing might look up .....did they......yes and no ! But she was the worst I've been with .... |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself...
So she was a starfish then?
I think a starfish would have been more lively... I wondered at times if she had fallen asleep... maybe I need to practice my technique more lol
Maybe she was bored? "
Possibly... But she did text, and also requested another meet... Other ladies have thought my technique was ok... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself...
So she was a starfish then?
I think a starfish would have been more lively... I wondered at times if she had fallen asleep... maybe I need to practice my technique more lol
Maybe she was bored? "
I've been known to starfish in bed before! 
*Though not before falling asleep and hogging the whole bed! |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Yeah I had one a good while back , she just wasn't in the moment whatsoever ....I didn't even eat her out which I love doing but realised she doesn't deserve the touch of my skilled tongue or fingers . I was so so close to just getting dressed and walking out ....but reconsidered maybe in the morning thing might look up .....did they......yes and no ! But she was the worst I've been with ...."
Haha love that! She was so bad I had to do it again in the morning just to check...  |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself...
So she was a starfish then?
I think a starfish would have been more lively... I wondered at times if she had fallen asleep... maybe I need to practice my technique more lol
Maybe she was bored?
I've been known to starfish in bed before!
*Though not before falling asleep and hogging the whole bed! "
Bloody hate bed hoggers I do!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how many guys here can say that they have had a utterly shit shag from a woman. I mean its easy for ladies to say a guy was terrible in bedroom but some women arejust as guilty.
Also what constitutes a shit shag from a woman? ?? guys......."
On the odd occasion in a club but some people freeze in the lights so benefit of the doubt given. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bad shag is when she -
Asks is it in yet?
Says wake me up when you're done.
Comments on the dirty ceiling.
Starts whistling.
Or, adds chipolatas to the shopping list.
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